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NSM will be a perfect time for a culture adjustment. Bad Ass Bill is in the house. Word to the wise keep you month shut and drink the koolaid because they will look to make an example of someone. And MKT/MGt are going to say some stupid shit that will make you want to scream.
Another option is to just make an exit.
 






Agreed! In all honesty these meetings really do help the local economy with jobs and revenue. If all companies dd away with their celebrations then many people would be unemployed and suppliers would be hurting. There are many industries surviving off of these meetings
 






Agreed! In all honesty these meetings really do help the local economy with jobs and revenue. If all companies dd away with their celebrations then many people would be unemployed and suppliers would be hurting. There are many industries surviving off of these meetings

Um....sersly? How old are you...?
 






Oncology is toxic but no one is more toxic and arrogant than the assholes in Lytics. Talk about a group who thinks their shit doesn’t stink. You know them, the idiots running around every NSM with their “look at us” t-shirts on. It’s too bad they didn’t feel the hatchet.

Lytics culture was a result of poor leadership, it all flowed from the top. It spit out sorry folks into other franchises for too long!

In HER2 we got their sorry little, self important, Napolean, J. Stuart. We haven't been the same since... :( Talk about arrogant, disingenuous, and likes the sound of his own voice!

Lots of other Lytics people poisoning other franchise too... Witch DM in Denver who went to MS just long enough to screw with people there too before she left DNA. Good riddance!
 






Lytics culture was a result of poor leadership, it all flowed from the top. It spit out sorry folks into other franchises for too long!

In HER2 we got their sorry little, self important, Napolean, J. Stuart. We haven't been the same since... :( Talk about arrogant, disingenuous, and likes the sound of his own voice!

Lots of other Lytics people poisoning other franchise too... Witch DM in Denver who went to MS just long enough to screw with people there too before she left DNA. Good riddance!

And then there is retina/ophthalmology. Talking about a ship of fools. Not sure that anyone in leadership ever spent time on lytics.
 






Lytics culture was a result of poor leadership, it all flowed from the top. It spit out sorry folks into other franchises for too long!

In HER2 we got their sorry little, self important, Napolean, J. Stuart. We haven't been the same since... :( Talk about arrogant, disingenuous, and likes the sound of his own voice!

Lots of other Lytics people poisoning other franchise too... Witch DM in Denver who went to MS just long enough to screw with people there too before she left DNA. Good riddance!
Why does the Lytics division exist?
Almost no one to call upon with a product that is past any promotional relevance for the past decade. A division where reps, maybe, make a call a week/month/bi annual, but are paid well above average. Senior reps are the worst. I came for ONC but have a friend and a neighbor from Lytics that agree. They love the checks, and fear that corporate will wake up!
 






AHHHHH..............NSM and Lytics. Where do we start? Let's see, maybe a checklist so they don't forget anything:
1) Sammy (Don't call me Chad) S. needs to hit the gym and pump himself up so he thinks his biceps match his bald ego. Oh, and order XS lytics t-shirt.
2) Paul R will need to resurface his shoe lifts so he can appear to be at least 5' 6" when acting like a big shot.
3) Rent space on hotel marquis to announce Lytics morning runs to Vegas crowd
4) Order bright, neon, irritating "Look At Me" NSM t-shirts and wear them everyday.
5) Attend general session on "How to Sell in a Non-Competitive Market"
6) Attend next general session on "How to Maintain Arrogance While Making 3 Calls/Week"
7) Make sure CA rep wears her spandex at every opportunity
8) Hold meeting with Oncology counterparts to discuss which group has the most assholes
9) Continue campaign that Roche ruined everything
10) Just hang out in our t-shirts and tell one another how damn awesome we are!
 






AHHHHH..............NSM and Lytics. Where do we start? Let's see, maybe a checklist so they don't forget anything:
1) Sammy (Don't call me Chad) S. needs to hit the gym and pump himself up so he thinks his biceps match his bald ego. Oh, and order XS lytics t-shirt.
2) Paul R will need to resurface his shoe lifts so he can appear to be at least 5' 6" when acting like a big shot.
3) Rent space on hotel marquis to announce Lytics morning runs to Vegas crowd
4) Order bright, neon, irritating "Look At Me" NSM t-shirts and wear them everyday.
5) Attend general session on "How to Sell in a Non-Competitive Market"
6) Attend next general session on "How to Maintain Arrogance While Making 3 Calls/Week"
7) Make sure CA rep wears her spandex at every opportunity
8) Hold meeting with Oncology counterparts to discuss which group has the most assholes
9) Continue campaign that Roche ruined everything
10) Just hang out in our t-shirts and tell one another how damn awesome we are!
 






AHHHHH..............NSM and Lytics. Where do we start? Let's see, maybe a checklist so they don't forget anything:
1) Sammy (Don't call me Chad) S. needs to hit the gym and pump himself up so he thinks his biceps match his bald ego. Oh, and order XS lytics t-shirt.
2) Paul R will need to resurface his shoe lifts so he can appear to be at least 5' 6" when acting like a big shot.
3) Rent space on hotel marquis to announce Lytics morning runs to Vegas crowd
4) Order bright, neon, irritating "Look At Me" NSM t-shirts and wear them everyday.
5) Attend general session on "How to Sell in a Non-Competitive Market"
6) Attend next general session on "How to Maintain Arrogance While Making 3 Calls/Week"
7) Make sure CA rep wears her spandex at every opportunity
8) Hold meeting with Oncology counterparts to discuss which group has the most assholes
9) Continue campaign that Roche ruined everything
10) Just hang out in our t-shirts and tell one another how damn awesome we are!



Hello, if you are not happy find the door... nothing and no one is perfect... your sour attitude is not needed during this sensitive time.
 






























Hello, if you are not happy find the door... nothing and no one is perfect... your sour attitude is not needed during this sensitive time.

No Melvin, actually you have the sour attitude as the poster is spot on. I was with lytics and they’re spot on. It’s a gravy train that has created a sense of entitlement only rivaled by oncology. According to those I somewhat stay in touch with there, lytics is and always will be “perfect”.
 






No Melvin, actually you have the sour attitude as the poster is spot on. I was with lytics and they’re spot on. It’s a gravy train that has created a sense of entitlement only rivaled by oncology. According to those I somewhat stay in touch with there, lytics is and always will be “perfect”.
Thanks M hope you found something.. you take your ax with you?
 






Man, whoever you are who posted the stuff about Lytics and NSM......fricking spot on and hilarious! I can envision SS walking around in his Lytics shirt all week. I’ve never been around a group who thinks so much of themselves. The best comment I have ever heard from that arrogant group was “we are our own competition”! Just ask Little Napoleon Paul.....
 






Congratulations you got the VIP floor, the 32 floor of the Mandalay. Don't forget to bring your pocketknife so you can pick out bullet fragments from the walls. I should have insisted on a different hotel do to mental stress that we are having a meeting at LV's biggest mass murder site.
 






Congratulations you got the VIP floor, the 32 floor of the Mandalay. Don't forget to bring your pocketknife so you can pick out bullet fragments from the walls. I should have insisted on a different hotel do to mental stress that we are having a meeting at LV's biggest mass murder site.
Attention!: Every snowflake that feels stressed can request safe space rooms designated in the basement of the hotel. Puppy’s, kittens, pacifiers and diapers will be provided for those who request. We don’t want anyone to feel stress of any kind, because we know you can’t handle it. Enjoy your meeting.
-meeting/planning dept.
 






Give the guy a break, he/she is probably just in a bad mood going into NSM. I used to love NSM 2 decades ago....but now, not so much. I'm glad to be gone.
Totally agree. Remember the NSMs when upon arrival someone would hand you a refreshment/drink/gift on your pillow? Now, you're handed a test... It's over, folks, but was a great ride for those who were lucky enough to join the REAL GNE many years ago. Bob & Herb left the building and it's a Big Pharma playground now!