Next hits to LCC, LTC/N, LTC/S, and InTech

[Anonymous]

~55. Today, their Last Day.

55 scientists, or all employees over age 55 in those buildings?

 

[Anonymous]

55 scientists, or all employees over age 55 in those buildings?

55 employees (DHT biol., IT, business unit support functions, etc.) ages low thirties to mid fifties, majority in forties.

 

[Anonymous]

I was laid off 2 months ago. If a Lilly executive was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out. I hope the whole company burns.

 

[Anonymous]

I was laid off 2 months ago. If a Lilly executive was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out. I hope the whole company burns.

I would piss kerosene on them, laugh and rank them LS...

 

[We Mourn Them]

We Mourn Them

JM, CB, MJ, JL, DR, ME, RB, MA, PW, PE, BR....IT Manager, Assoc. Consult. EIS, HR Assoc, MSK Field Rep., Res. Assoc, Qual. Assur., Marketing, Sr. Syst. An., HB Sales... and on and on and on... We mourn them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQmoqOjH3M

 

[Anonymous]

This is like the plague .... "Bring out your dead....Bring out your dead"

 

[Anonymous]

Terminal lechleiterosis.

 

[Anonymous]

Terminal lechleiterosis.

Hey don't we make pills for that?

 

[Anonymous]

Hey don't we make pills for that?

We only paid $6 billion for it, prior to the FDA rejecting its approval. IT'S THE LLY WAY

 

[Anonymous]

We only paid $6 billion for it, prior to the FDA rejecting its approval. IT'S THE LLY WAY

This is just one of my many contributions enabling Lilly to reduce the cost of drug development while at the same time securing our future as the Pharmaceutical Company of the Decade.

$$ JL $$

 

[Anonymous]

This is just one of my many contributions enabling Lilly to reduce the cost of drug development while at the same time securing our future as the Pharmaceutical Company of the Decade.

$$ JL $$

Which decade? 1990s I presume?

 

[Anonymous]

1890s. When Col. Eli discovered pancreas juice cured granny of her sugar coma at a bbq at what is now Delaware & McCarty St.

 

[Anonymous]

1890s. When Col. Eli discovered pancreas juice cured granny of her sugar coma at a bbq at what is now Delaware & McCarty St.

Are you sure it wasn't that wacky tabacky that was one of the Colonel's early panaceas?

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, the Lillys loved The Herb. That's why all they eyes be bugged out they heads.

 

[Anonymous]

This is just one of my many contributions enabling Lilly to reduce the cost of drug development while at the same time securing our future as the Pharmaceutical Company of the Decade.

$$ JL $$

Six billion dollars is chump change. We've saved more than 10 times that with our Six Sigma initiative. There's even enough left over for my tiny multi-million dollar BONUS$$$$$ Go me!!!!

$$ JL $$

 

[Anonymous]

Six billion dollars is chump change. We've saved more than 10 times that with our Six Sigma initiative. There's even enough left over for my tiny multi-million dollar BONUS$$$$$ Go me!!!!

$$ JL $$

you didn't hear? Well I projected cost savings for my six sigma project over the next millenium, I figure a $6 trillion cost savings. Well you can figure out what a mere 1% of that figure is, it's a small price to pay for a sleepless night. $JL$ I am going to sleep now.

 

[Anonymous]

"As I like to remind my multiple layers of highly useful executive staff and truly independent board of directors: FAILURE NEVER SLEEPS."$$$J¢£$$$

 

[Anonymous]

It's 11 am in Indianapolis. Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead. Bring out your non-exemplary performers. Bring out your dead pipeline. Bring out your sure demise. Bring out your dead. Bring out your 6000 firees. Bring out your collateral damage. Bring out your WARN notices. Bring out your reallocation packages. Bring out your qui tam lawsuits. Bring out your dead.

 

[Anonymous]

It's 11 am in Indianapolis. Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead. Bring out your non-exemplary performers. Bring out your dead pipeline. Bring out your sure demise. Bring out your dead. Bring out your 6000 firees. Bring out your collateral damage. Bring out your WARN notices. Bring out your reallocation packages. Bring out your qui tam lawsuits. Bring out your dead.

YC, JJ, SF, PW, RB, GM, AC, CJ, ES; Bus. Devel., sales rep., IT sourcing, NSD sales, reg. manag., Sr. syst. anlyst., Director, Alliance manag., acct bsd spec, res. sci.... BRING OUT THE DEAD!

 

[Anonymous]

Agree with number 2.

There is a definite plan, decided a year ago, to begin using the "new and improved" portable office spaces at We Lie Lilly. The "history" of portable office area started in the 1980s! IBM used the portable office areas to make it easier to get people out the door. A portable area enabled security to show up at the requested work station, tap the employee on the shoulder, let them read their termination letter, and immediately escort them out the door. The new and improved portable office area makes it simple because the ex employee then leaves their computer on the table and goes away. Simple. Clean Cut. Effective. The old IBM way has been improved giving each of us a laptop with a GPS chip to locate the targeted employee.

No need to wait for personal belongings to be collected, because there are none on the new and improved desk space. Good luck to all of us!

I used to compete against Prozac reps, and I had no idea that you also call yourselves "We Lie Lilly" - I thought that was just what other pharma companies' reps called you. Way to embrace your true identity!