NCAA FOOTBALL PICK EM!! "NO SPREAD BOWL BONANZA BLOWOUT!"!-2012-2013!

Yo, Mr. Big Mouth......

I see San Jose State beat Bowling Green, Cincy beat Duke and Baylor is leading UCLA 14-0 in the first quarter.

At the end of the evening do another recount for us, woncha chump?

And before ya do eat a little of that holiday crow seasoned with some salt and ketchup. Yum...yum.

Damn. You gotta be the biggest assclown on these boards. :D

looks like your punk arse self had a good day yesterday, moved from last to first. Any fool knows you don't put ketchup on crow, you use donkey sauce. But my little skiny jeans wearing picker, you, yes you will be the one eating crow in the end, I called the ritz, they confirmed they have a large platter of crow for you at the gold crown party.
 






Hey Everybody! Sorry I have been MIA lately. I am finally back in town and in action after the holidays. My family and I survived the tornado that hit South Alabama on Christmas Day! It was so strange that it was 73 degrees on Christmas Eve and then the storms arrived Christmas Day.

I know I owe everyone an update in the bowl standings and will do that ASAP. Might be tomorrow so please be patient with me. Just trying to get BamaBaby's toys unloaded has been a real chore. He got tons of stuff from the in-laws (they do Christmas big in the Bayou).

I hope all of you had a good Christmas and look forward to an awesome new year!


ROLL TIDE!
 






looks like your punk arse self had a good day yesterday, moved from last to first. Any fool knows you don't put ketchup on crow, you use donkey sauce. But my little skiny jeans wearing picker, you, yes you will be the one eating crow in the end, I called the ritz, they confirmed they have a large platter of crow for you at the gold crown party.

Yo, Motor Mouth......

No update after yesterday's games, eh??? hah. Little wonder. Looks like your mouth ran out of gas. Maybe it exited through your other hole, eh??? hah.

Try marinading that old crow first. That way it might go down a little easier. Oh, and follow it with some gator juice! hah.

You gotta be the biggest joke on these boards. You talk shit then it blows back in your face. Laughable.

All the players laugh at you. Especially the Bronco guy! :D
 












Based on my unofficial count White Trash is way out ahead in the Bonanza Bowl competition with a 14-5 with 19 games in the hopper and 16 games to go!

White Trash is demanding some respect here. So far, all of us are worse than White Trash!

Damn. I haven't done the calculations but I wonder what score White Trash needs to win the Gold Crown? Is it possible? Who knows?

Stay tuned. There is still hope for all the honkies on the board with White Trash in the mix! :D
 






It appears that BamaBoy is asleep at the wheel for some reason. So here is a very unofficial count through game #19. Please check your individual scores and report any mistakes:

(1) White Trash: 14-5

(2) Pale Horse: 11-8

(3) BroncoBoy; Tinkrbelle; Sheriff Due-do: 10-9

(4) BamaBoy; Muff-Muff: 9-10

(5) BroncoFraud; Queen Fucktard: 8-11


With the exception of White Trash who is just kicking ass, it's a very tight group.

But we still have a full 16 games left in our Bowl competition. So it's only about a quarter way through the 3rd quarter. So don't fret. Anything could happen. Expect the unexpected. No one is safe. And no one is out of contention for the Bronze Crown.

Good luck to all as we conclude this year's race for the Gold! ;)
 






Btw, here is a repeat of the final regular season standings for your convenience. As you can see, White Trash is about 5.4 percentage points from taking the lead here. It's going to take a gigantic effort for him to catch Queen Fucktard and the other 2 leaders. But if he keeps doing what he's done so far that possiblity certainly does exist. Good luck, White Trask. All the honkies are cheering you on!

1. QUEEN FUCKTARD: (88-75) + (4-5) = (92-80) (53.4%) (89.6%)
2. TINKRBELLE: (94-84) + (6-6) = (100-90) (52.6%) (99%)
3. BRONCOBOY: (92-88) + (8-4) = (100-92) (52.1%) (100%)
4. WHITE TRASH: (68-76) + (7-5) = (75-81) (48.1%) (81.3%)
5. BAMABOY: (87-93) + (5-7) = (92-100) (47.9%) (100%)
6. PALE HORSE: (68-70) + (2-10) = (70-80) (46.7%) (78.1%)
7. BREAKING NEWS: (29-48) + (NP) = (29-48) (37.6%) (40.1%)
8. NIGHT TRAIN LANE: (2-8) + (NP) = (2-8) (25%) (5.2%)

GOOD LUCK IN THE FINAL LEG TO ALL!!!!!
 






Oh, another note of interest.

Since White Trash has played only about 81% of the total games from the start of the season (while the top 3 leaders have played 95% of more), this means that his 14-5 score will have an even greater impact on climbing the leaderboard than it would for the rest.

This shit is getting scary.

White Trash could upend us all! hah! White Trash could get the final laugh here. hah!

I guess he got so damned mad at being called "white trash" all the time that he focused all that anger into a positive direction and is serious as a heart attack at winning that Gold Crown.

If White Trash wins the Gold the "Gold Crown Affair" in Washington State is going to be one funny-ass hoedown!!! HAH! And you can take that one to the bank and cash it!!! HAH! :D
 






And that is precisely why I don't bet the ball games.

Just when I think my shit don't stink I get a big lesson in reality.

I suggest that all of you never think you're bigger than you are. There's some guy right around the corner just waiting to light you up.

NEVER make a business out of betting the games. In the end someone will own you. Heed my advice.

Make that one of your 2013 resolutions.
 






Queen Fuckie -

Remember when I told you not to worry about getting dethroned until later in the Bonanza Bowl season?

Well, you can start worrying now, dear. :D
 






And that is precisely why I don't bet the ball games.

Just when I think my shit don't stink I get a big lesson in reality.

I suggest that all of you never think you're bigger than you are. There's some guy right around the corner just waiting to light you up.

NEVER make a business out of betting the games. In the end someone will own you. Heed my advice.

Make that one of your 2013 resolutions.

Why so serious? You know this whole thing is for bragging rights, correct?
 






Why so serious? You know this whole thing is for bragging rights, correct?

We can all continue to learn in life even if it comes from a stupid Pick 'Em contest.

And don't tell me that you don't take this shit seriously. You've been chomping at the bit to win the ultimate Gold Crown. Now that you see it slipping away with White Trash passing you up - all the sudden it's all for fun! HAH!

Give me a f..ing break. Will ya?

Let's be honest, okay?

All of us are competitive and want to win the Gold. To be perfectly honest, I would rather see White Trash win it than you. But if I had my druthers I would rather win the Gold Crown and achieve the title of "King".

Why bullshit? Be honest.
 






Hey! You're 100% right, I do want to win it!

But I don't need a lecture about how not to make a business of betting on football. You must not be hungover enough to chill.
 






Hey Bamaboy,

Can we get a f...ing update, please? Where are you, man? Still hauling presents? Do your damn job!

There is a possiblity that White Trash has already won the Bronze Crown. I don't think it's mathematically possible for anyone to beat him at this point.

We're 27 games in and I think he's picked more than 20 of them.

The Gold Crown is still questionable. But I think he's practically got the Bronze in the bag.

That 'Ol Poor White Trash has kicked all our asses in the Bonanza Bowl. None of us are better than White Trash. Looks like he gets the last laugh. :D
 


















NCAA PICK EM BOWL UPDATE!

1. WHITE TRASH (19-8)

2. PALE HORSE (17-10)

3. BRONCOFRAUD (14-13) TINKRBELLE (14-13) BRONCOBOY (14-13)

4. BAMABOY (13-14)

5. FUCKTARD (12-15)

Note: Sorry for my delay in posting these. I did not include Sherriff Doo Doo Brown and Muff Muff because they are not real players.
 












NCAA PICK EM BOWL UPDATE!

1. WHITE TRASH (19-8)

2. PALE HORSE (17-10)

3. BRONCOFRAUD (14-13) TINKRBELLE (14-13) BRONCOBOY (14-13)

4. BAMABOY (13-14)

5. FUCKTARD (12-15)

Note: Sorry for my delay in posting these. I did not include Sherriff Doo Doo Brown and Muff Muff because they are not real players.

Bamaboy, with all due respect, one does not have to be a regular player to compete in the No-Spread Bonanza Bowl. All are welcomed to play and compete for the Bronze crown.

Btw, contrary to rumors - neither of those players is associated with BroncoBoy. Those were FALSE rumors.

I think you are operating outside the normal rules of play here. I ask you to reconsider before I call for a vote of consensus.

Muff-Muff and Sheriff Due-do deserve equal recognition at CP Pick 'Em regardless of how disgusting or offensive either may be.

I am asking for an instant replay here and a change in the call.

I just threw a flag.
 






Bamaboy, with all due respect, one does not have to be a regular player to compete in the No-Spread Bonanza Bowl. All are welcomed to play and compete for the Bronze crown.

Btw, contrary to rumors - neither of those players is associated with BroncoBoy. Those were FALSE rumors.

I think you are operating outside the normal rules of play here. I ask you to reconsider before I call for a vote of consensus.

Muff-Muff and Sheriff Due-do deserve equal recognition at CP Pick 'Em regardless of how disgusting or offensive either may be.

I am asking for an instant replay here and a change in the call.

I just threw a flag.

STFU