Ah, shit. Drop your grudges and your crosses. Bury your hatchet. It's been a long time since 1865. I bet even General Lee has forgiven and forgotten. Today the northerners would share their dope with ya. And a man can't get much more hospitable than that!
NCAA FOOTBALL PICK EM!! "NO SPREAD BOWL BONANZA BLOWOUT!"!-2012-2013!
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Ah, shit. Drop your grudges and your crosses. Bury your hatchet. It's been a long time since 1865. I bet even General Lee has forgiven and forgotten. Today the northerners would share their dope with ya. And a man can't get much more hospitable than that!
White Trash, you were very smart to pick So. Carolina over Michigan, young man. I commend you.
I wouldn't choose Michigan if So. Carolina were forced to play a 9 man roster on both sides of the ball.
Oh, and So. Carolina ain't really that good.
That's gives you an idea of how shitty I think Michigan is.
Sir, I am trying to read between the lines in your post.
Just to let you know in advance, I am neither gay nor for sale. So let's get that straight coming right out of the gate, ok? We try to avoid misunderstandings on the CP Pick 'Em board.
So if you don't mind I would rather remain a boy (at least at heart).
But we wholeheartedly welcome you, Sheriff. Just don't try to strongarm or bully us here with your title. That shit don't wash on the CP Pick 'Em board. The only title with authority here is "King" or "Queen". All other human titles aren't worth the power and lead to blow 'em to hell as far as the A-Team is concerned. So put a little bit of that in your pipe and puff on it.
Good luck. You aren't in competition for the Gold since you were late to the party. But you can always pick up a Bronze and be a 3rd rate 'King' just for shits and grins.
Too bad that it appears Breaking News and NTL have hung up their racing saddles for the season. If you start the season and drop out we sort of expect you to show up for the bowl games at least. It would be nice to hear a reason or two if that doesn't happen. After all, we are a family dammit - even if it's a fucked-up, dysfunctional one. We do expect our members to check in occasionally and keep us updated on their racing status and why they folded. Even fucked-up families have moral codes and a few loose clan rules intact. All we ask is that you don't pull that shit again next season. If you're going to start - then finish or at least show up for the bowl game festivities. Otherwise, it's rude. And if for some reason you're incapacitated then give us a short explanation. Why? Because we worry. That's why! That ain't asking too much. Is it??? So lets show some consideration and respect for our feelings. The damn world doesn't revolve around you.
(Ok, I got that off my chest.)
(Ok, I got that off my chest.)
- BAMABOY Dec 13, 2012 at 11:32: PM
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Have any of you heard about the recent story of the Vanderbilt Cheerleader who got kicked off the squad? She was a Kappa Delta at Vandy and was attending her Sorority Christmas Party with her boyfriend. At this Christmas party there was a photo booth and she took a pick with her boyfriend's junk in her mouth.
I am not making this up. Just google "vanderbilt photo booth." All of the picks were uploaded to the photography companies' website. Her Dad is some rich Guido Mob Attorney up in New Jersey. He has tried to get the pics pulled from lots of websites but has been unsuccessful.
The girl was applying for admittance to many different law schools. It's being reported that the school's she was applying to are not very interested in her now. I thought maybe this would help her get ahead....
I am not making this up. Just google "vanderbilt photo booth." All of the picks were uploaded to the photography companies' website. Her Dad is some rich Guido Mob Attorney up in New Jersey. He has tried to get the pics pulled from lots of websites but has been unsuccessful.
The girl was applying for admittance to many different law schools. It's being reported that the school's she was applying to are not very interested in her now. I thought maybe this would help her get ahead....
If I were advising her I would recommend that she submit her resume along with pertinent photos attached to the Hall of Congress for a basic Aide position in DC and then do what she does best to climb the ladder of success. Once she gains a little experience I bet she would get tons of high-level references for admittance to the US law school of her choice. Without naming names, I bet several of our most powerful Congresswomen started out that way. From the bottoms up. And don't play coy with me. You know who they are.
The only problem with that scenario is that it would probably leave her boyfriend out in the cold. She'd have to decide whether to cut bait. I guess sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you!
I did not know Bronco had long black hair. He should be ashamed.
Hey, let's get one thing straight here.
Bronco will do whatever Bronco needs to do to: (1) get a laugh (2) survive (3) expose the truth, not necessarily in that order.
And if it means being on the receiving end of said acts in a public photo booth, then so be it. Now this is something I do not have on my personal resume, although I am always willing to learn a new skill. I do not shame easily, especially since I stay current on the latest news from DC and Wall Street. If it's good enough for the leaders of our nation, then it's good enough for me.
Here comes Muffmeister looking for an invite to the Gold Crown Affair. I know I was not a weekly picker but now that NTL has gone all exit stage left, I am stepping in. Don't count this young girl out when it comes to upsetting the pickem cart. I have been working out and eating right. I have naughty little red dress picked out and would wear it with honor to the ceremony to pick up my crown.
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Sat, 12/15
1. Nevada vs. Arizona
2. Toledo vs. Utah St.
Thurs, 12/20
3. BYU vs. San Diego St.
Fri, 12/21
4. Central Florida vs. Ball St.
Sat, 12/22
5. East Carolina vs. UL-Lafayette
6. Washington vs. Boise St. [
Mon, 12/24
7. Fresno St. vs. SMU
Wed, 12/26
8. Western Kentucky vs. Central Michigan
Thurs, 12/27
9. San Jose St. vs. Bowling Green
10. Cinncinnati vs. Duke
11. Baylor vs. UCLA
Fri, 12/28
12. Ohio vs. Louisiana Monroe
13. Rutgers vs. Virginia Tech
14. Minnesota vs. Texas Tech
Sat, 12/29
15. Rice vs. Air Force
16. West Virginia vs. Syracuse [
17. Navy vs. Arizona St..]
18. Texas vs. Oregon St.
19. TCU vs. Michigan State
Mon, 12/31
20. NC State vs. Vandy
21. USC vs. Georgia Tech
22. Iowa St. vs. Tulsa
23. LSU vs. Clemson
Tuesday, 1/1
24. Miss St. vs. Northwestern [
25. Purdue vs. Oklahoma St. [No brainer. O-State BIG favorites here]
26. So. Carolina vs. Michigan
27. Georgia vs. Nebraska
Fri, 1/4
28. Texas A&M vs. Oklahoma [
Sat, 1/5
29. PITT vs. Ole Miss Sun, 1/6
30. Kent St. vs. Arkansass St.
Tues, 1/1
31. No. Illinois vs. FSU
32. Wisconsin vs. Stanford
33. Louisville vs. Florida
34. Oregon vs. Kansas St.
35. Notre Dame vs. Alabama
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Sat, 12/15
1. Nevada vs. Arizona
2. Toledo vs. Utah St.
Thurs, 12/20
3. BYU vs. San Diego St.
Fri, 12/21
4. Central Florida vs. Ball St.
Sat, 12/22
5. East Carolina vs. UL-Lafayette
6. Washington vs. Boise St. [
Mon, 12/24
7. Fresno St. vs. SMU
Wed, 12/26
8. Western Kentucky vs. Central Michigan
Thurs, 12/27
9. San Jose St. vs. Bowling Green
10. Cinncinnati vs. Duke
11. Baylor vs. UCLA
Fri, 12/28
12. Ohio vs. Louisiana Monroe
13. Rutgers vs. Virginia Tech
14. Minnesota vs. Texas Tech
Sat, 12/29
15. Rice vs. Air Force
16. West Virginia vs. Syracuse [
17. Navy vs. Arizona St..]
18. Texas vs. Oregon St.
19. TCU vs. Michigan State
Mon, 12/31
20. NC State vs. Vandy
21. USC vs. Georgia Tech
22. Iowa St. vs. Tulsa
23. LSU vs. Clemson
Tuesday, 1/1
24. Miss St. vs. Northwestern [
25. Purdue vs. Oklahoma St. [No brainer. O-State BIG favorites here]
26. So. Carolina vs. Michigan
27. Georgia vs. Nebraska
Fri, 1/4
28. Texas A&M vs. Oklahoma [
Sat, 1/5
29. PITT vs. Ole Miss Sun, 1/6
30. Kent St. vs. Arkansass St.
Tues, 1/1
31. No. Illinois vs. FSU
32. Wisconsin vs. Stanford
33. Louisville vs. Florida
34. Oregon vs. Kansas St.
35. Notre Dame vs. Alabama
Hi, muff-muff.
Welcome aboard. On behalf of the 'A-Team' Assistant Coach Bronco would like to give you an introductory greeting and warm 'hello'.
I scanned over your picks and wish you would have consulted me prior to hitting the 'enter' button. You picked some real doozies there, young lady. Did you know that you are actually competing for a Bronze Crown? This is serious business!
But if the Mayan calendar catastrophic event occurs as predicted, it doesn't really matter anyway, does it, dear?
Until that time arrives, enjoy yourself.
Welcome aboard. On behalf of the 'A-Team' Assistant Coach Bronco would like to give you an introductory greeting and warm 'hello'.
I scanned over your picks and wish you would have consulted me prior to hitting the 'enter' button. You picked some real doozies there, young lady.
Did you know that you are actually competing for a Bronze Crown? This is serious business! But if the Mayan calendar catastrophic event occurs as predicted, it doesn't really matter anyway, does it, dear?
Until that time arrives, enjoy yourself.
BTW, muff-muff, just so there isn't any misunderstanding, you are not competing for the Gold Crown that will be presented at the imaginary "Gold Crown Affair" in Washington State. You can only compete for the Bronze Crown which is really a nothingburger. Gold and Silver take precedence over Bronze. Silver is special but Gold takes high precedence over all. Bronze is like a consolation prize. I don't want to downplay it. Still it's noteworthy and something to covet in your memory bank. With it comes bragging rights.
Our Silver celebrant is Queen Fucktard. Introduce yourself to her when you get the chance. I noticed that you picked both Florida and FSU in the bowl games so you two would probably hit it off quite well. And I believe that the Queen's fav color is red too.
Say 'Hi' to her. Don't be shy. Do you need me to break the ice for you???
Our Silver celebrant is Queen Fucktard. Introduce yourself to her when you get the chance. I noticed that you picked both Florida and FSU in the bowl games so you two would probably hit it off quite well. And I believe that the Queen's fav color is red too.
Say 'Hi' to her. Don't be shy. Do you need me to break the ice for you???
- BAMABOY Dec 15, 2012 at 12:57: AM
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BroncoBoy, are you sure you are not Sheriff Due Doo or Muff Muff? I think you might have some kind of multi-personality disorder. Well maybe one of your alter egos will beat you. Just don't answer the questions the voices in your head are asking..."How is a raven like a writing desk?"
I was going to make up an alter ego. Maybe I will be "Dildo Baggins," or "Sandy Vag."
I was going to make up an alter ego. Maybe I will be "Dildo Baggins," or "Sandy Vag."
No, Bama. Honest injun. I have a hard enough time just being me let alone taking on 2 or 3 additional personalities. My plate is large enough. I don't need a couple more to juggle.
As far as I know muff-muff and the Sheriff are 2 separate individuals. But I have zero connection with either other than some exchanged chatter back 'n forth.
I just hope Arizona and Toledo win tomorrow. I love to get off to a winning start as it usually is a good omen for me.
Good luck to you too, Bama. But I hope I'm luckier than you are!
You folks watching that Arizona-Nevada game by chance?
I don't know why they're playing so damn early on the west coast. Most people out there don't get outta bed until noon.
But w/10 minutes left in the 2ndQ it's tied at 21-21. But I just watched Arizona recover a fumble at mid-field and literally run over the Nevada defense for a quick TD. So I think I'm safe here with a Arizona pick. But by the end this one will look like a damn basketball score. But that's what happens when you got 2 shitty defenses on the field.
I'm a little more concerned about that Toledo-Utah St game later today. I picked Toledo. Not entirely comfortable with it. But I think it will be a slight upset. However, you can't even count those Mormon boys out. They got a lotta heart. Those boys are forced to go on missions for a year or two in God forsaken parts of the world and live with the peasants. And when they come back home they're mad as hell for having a couple years in the prime of their lives taken away. So it makes for a good football player. I think that's why those Mormon linebackers hit so damn hard. But just a personal theory.
I don't know why they're playing so damn early on the west coast. Most people out there don't get outta bed until noon.
But w/10 minutes left in the 2ndQ it's tied at 21-21. But I just watched Arizona recover a fumble at mid-field and literally run over the Nevada defense for a quick TD. So I think I'm safe here with a Arizona pick. But by the end this one will look like a damn basketball score. But that's what happens when you got 2 shitty defenses on the field.
I'm a little more concerned about that Toledo-Utah St game later today. I picked Toledo. Not entirely comfortable with it. But I think it will be a slight upset. However, you can't even count those Mormon boys out. They got a lotta heart. Those boys are forced to go on missions for a year or two in God forsaken parts of the world and live with the peasants. And when they come back home they're mad as hell for having a couple years in the prime of their lives taken away. So it makes for a good football player. I think that's why those Mormon linebackers hit so damn hard. But just a personal theory.
Man oh man!!!
Arizona was down to Nevada by 13 with about 90 seconds left on the clock. 4 passes and they scored a TD with about 40 secs left on the clock. On-side kicked. Arizona recovered at mid-field. 3 more passes - BOOM another score. PAT GOOD! Up by one with 19 fracken seconds left on the clock.
Nevada throws an interception on the 1st play of the next series. GAME OVER!!!!
What a game!!!
BRONCOMEISTER FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Arizona was down to Nevada by 13 with about 90 seconds left on the clock. 4 passes and they scored a TD with about 40 secs left on the clock. On-side kicked. Arizona recovered at mid-field. 3 more passes - BOOM another score. PAT GOOD! Up by one with 19 fracken seconds left on the clock.
Nevada throws an interception on the 1st play of the next series. GAME OVER!!!!
What a game!!!
BRONCOMEISTER FOR THE WIN!!!!!
I was thinking the same exact thing. I think he's multi.
Well, I rolled the dice on Toledo and it came up snake eyes. As I told you, it was big gamble and I hoped to pick off an upset. Oh well. 1-1. Sometimes you get the bear, sometime that damn bear gets you. That's life.
I'm not in first place...but I'm not in last either. I've got some company.
33 more games to go. Let's move on.
I'm not in first place...but I'm not in last either. I've got some company.
33 more games to go. Let's move on.
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- tinkrbelle Dec 15, 2012 at 10:53: PM
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Man oh man!!!
Arizona was down to Nevada by 13 with about 90 seconds left on the clock. 4 passes and they scored a TD with about 40 secs left on the clock. On-side kicked. Arizona recovered at mid-field. 3 more passes - BOOM another score. PAT GOOD! Up by one with 19 fracken seconds left on the clock.
Nevada throws an interception on the 1st play of the next series. GAME OVER!!!!
What a game!!!
BRONCOMEISTER FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Thanks for the play by play Bronco! I missed the game, but looks like I won. Who won the Toledo game?
Utah State won, Tink. Toledo had an opportunity to go ahead at the start of the 4th Q but really blew it. I lost that one. I made a bad bet. I went for the upset. So I'm 1-1. That darned Queen Fucktard is 2-0. After she won the Silver you'd think she'd back off a bit and let the rest of us grab a little glory. Oh well, it's still early in the bowl season. The Queen isn't out of the woods yet!