NCAA FOOTBALL PICK EM!! "NO SPREAD BOWL BONANZA BLOWOUT!"!-2012-2013!

We gotta have a tiebreaker. Period. Total points scored in the NC game.

And no, I'm not on mine.
 
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SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE

THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE

MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU

WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN

10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE

11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH

14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH

SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE

17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE

18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE

MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT

21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH

22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON

TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE

26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS

SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE


BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE

THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD

WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA

THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE

MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA Hope Alabama crushes.

Some of these Bowl games are a joke!!!!
:confused:

I knew that you would pick against Michigan State. Actually, their bowl game qualifies for the "joke" category. Hell, so does their season.
 






SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE
THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE
MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU
WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN
10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE
11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH
14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH
SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE
17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE
18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE
MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT
21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH
22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON
TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE
26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS
SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE

BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE
THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD
WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA
THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE
MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA Tie Breaker 56 points

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SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE
THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE
MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU
WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN
10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE
11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH
14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH
SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE
17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE
18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE
MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT
21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH
22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON
TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE
26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS
SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE

BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE
THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD
WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA
THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE
MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA Tie Breaker 56 points

:p

Hey White Trash! I need you to edit your picks before Saturday and make a pick for the South Carolina Vs. Michigan game. It's #26 on the bowls and you did not choose one. Thanks!
 






Hey White Trash! I need you to edit your picks before Saturday and make a pick for the South Carolina Vs. Michigan game. It's #26 on the bowls and you did not choose one. Thanks!

Nice catch, Coach Bama.

Let me know if you need any help tuning up the players prior to the bowl games. I could run them through a few drills if needed.

I'll have a talk with White Trash after our next practice.

Thanks,

Assistant Coach Bronco
 






SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE

THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE

MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU

WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN

10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE

11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH

14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH

SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE

17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE

18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE

MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT

21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH

22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON

TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE

26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS

SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE


BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE

THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD

WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA

THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE

MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA
 






Here comes Broncomeister for a shot at that Gold Crown. Don't count the old boy out yet. He's within a stone's throw, especially with 35 games on the line. The Gold Crown is the most coveted Crown in CP Pick 'Em. I would wear it with honor and would be a very benevolent King, fair and generous to all my fine little village peasants. I promise each of you a chicken in every pot should I become the First King of CP Pick 'Em. My title shall be King Broncomeister the First.

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Sat, 12/15

1. Nevada vs. Arizona [Nevada beat only cupcake teams. Arizona beat USC]

2. Toledo vs. Utah St. [UPSET here. Toledo only lost to No. Illinois by 7]

Thurs, 12/20

3. BYU vs. San Diego St. [I think SDSU upsets BYU. Just because they want the win worse. SDSU beat Boise who beat BYU.]

Fri, 12/21

4. Central Florida vs. Ball St. [Who the fuck is Ball St? Played only losers.]

Sat, 12/22

5. East Carolina vs. UL-Lafayette [UL-Lay only lost to Florida by 7. E. Carolina lost to Navy by 38. UL favored.]

6. Washington vs. Boise St. [Yep. Another disloyal pick by Bronco. UW beat both Stanford and Oregon St. Boise just ain't that good. Sorry. The truth rules here.]

Mon, 12/24

7. Fresno St. vs. SMU [Fresno are big favorites. I go with the odds.]

Wed, 12/26

8. Western Kentucky vs. Central Michigan [C. Mich has played some name teams. They could probably beat Mich St. or Michigan with a little luck.]

Thurs, 12/27

9. San Jose St. vs. Bowling Green [SJS beat both SDSU and BYU. B.G. played only sucky teams.]

10. Cinncinnati vs. Duke [9-3 vs a 6-6 team. No brainer.]

11. Baylor vs. UCLA [UCLA is too inconsistent. Bad bet. Baylor beat K-State, Tx Tech and Okla-St.]

Fri, 12/28

12. Ohio vs. Louisiana Monroe [Louisina puts out some pretty darn good team. Even the smaller schools. Ohio has some bigtime injuries. About half their team.]

13. Rutgers vs. Virginia Tech [Rutgers beat Syracuse and Cinn. VA Tech lost to Cinn. Rutgers is a good team.]

14. Minnesota vs. Texas Tech [UPSET here. Minn beat Syracuse and Purdue. Tech beat Kansas. So what?]

Sat, 12/29

15. Rice vs. Air Force [Shit. Air Force even lost to Army. Rice has 3 straight wins, to include SMU and UTEP.]

16. West Virginia vs. Syracuse [Syracuse has impressed the hell out of me. Kicked Louisville's ass.]

17. Navy vs. Arizona St. [Navy played all shit teams except for ND who kicked their butts. PAC 12 will not lose to a military team.]

18. Texas vs. Oregon St. [Oregon St. only lost to Stanford by 4. Texas wins were over all sucky teams.]

19. TCU vs. Michigan State [A bet against Michigan State is always a good bet.]

Mon, 12/31

20. NC State vs. Vandy [UPSET here. NC State beat FSU. Vandy played a VERY weak SEC schedule.]

21. USC vs. Georgia Tech [Barkley is back. Georgia Tech barely made the bowl cut.]

22. Iowa St. vs. Tulsa [Even odds. Iowa St. played a much tougher schedule.]

23. LSU vs. Clemson [Good matchup. Clemson will hang with LSU but get beat. LSU is the stronger team.]

Tuesday, 1/1

24. Miss St. vs. Northwestern [Northwestern will beat that sucky SEC team that played all loser teams up front and got a national ranking - then the floor fell out beneath them.]

25. Purdue vs. Oklahoma St. [No brainer. O-State BIG favorites here]

26. So. Carolina vs. Michigan [A bet against Michigan is always a good bet]

27. Georgia vs. Nebraska [heh. An instant gimme. I would bet the house on this one across the board on a straight bet.]

Fri, 1/4

28. Texas A&M vs. Oklahoma [Johnny Football has got something to prove here with his newly coveted HEISMAN and won't let us down.]

Sat, 1/5

29. PITT vs. Ole Miss [PITT will shock the shit out of this SEC dog. PITT's playing excellent ball of late.]

Sun, 1/6

30. Kent St. vs. Arkansass St. [Kent State will avenge their loss to No. Illinois here.]

Tues, 1/1

31. No. Illinois vs. FSU [I changed my mind here. Reviewing the schedules and their level of difficulty it's a no brainer.]

32. Wisconsin vs. Stanford [Another no brainer IMO]

33. Louisville vs. Florida [Sheeeeeit. A joke.]

34. Oregon vs. Kansas St. [Those poor bastards from Kansas have no idea what they are in for here. Bring in the new scoreboard with triple digit capability! heh. Klein will be holding his ass by the start of the 4th quarter.]

35. Notre Dame vs. Alabama [Since Teo didn't win the HEISMAN I go with ND. Alabama just might be licking it wounds for 9 months after this game is over.]

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GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!!

MAY THE BEST KING OR QUEEN WIN!!!
 






BAMABOY PICKS:

SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE

THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE

MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU

WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN

10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE

11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH

14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH

SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE

17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE

18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE

MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT

21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH

22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON

TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE

26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS (PITT is not happy to be in this bowl for a 3rd year straight..)

SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE


BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE

THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD

WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA

THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE

MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA Notre Dame finally gets a really competitive team. SEC boot in that Irish Ass...
 






And what do you offer the village peasants, Queen Fucktard? Can you beat a chicken in every pot?

I promise to be a benevolent King.

The villagers will shower me with love and praise.

I will be the the King of King's in the heart of the peasants.

Can you top that?
 






And what do you offer the village peasants, Queen Fucktard? Can you beat a chicken in every pot?

I promise to be a benevolent King.

The villagers will shower me with love and praise.

I will be the the King of King's in the heart of the peasants.

Can you top that?

I've always seen you as a queen :)
 






And what do you offer the village peasants, Queen Fucktard? Can you beat a chicken in every pot?

I promise to be a benevolent King.

The villagers will shower me with love and praise.

I will be the the King of King's in the heart of the peasants.

Can you top that?

If you were King the peasants would rise up in revolt and send you to the guillotine. Or someone else would usurp the throne. Usurp is a word you just don't get to use very often. One of my major's was History in College.
 






If you were King the peasants would rise up in revolt and send you to the guillotine. Or someone else would usurp the throne. Usurp is a word you just don't get to use very often. One of my major's was History in College.

Naw. You're way off the mark there, BamaBoy. The peasants would love me because I would tell them just what they want to hear without even cracking a smile. Like the politicians do here in the America. Shit, I would tell them "Free healthcare for all the peasants!", just like Obama does. "Free food stamps for all the peasants!" It's so simple it's stupid. "Free housing for all the peasants!" Oh I would definitely be the benevolent King. "Free cell phones for all the peasants!" heh-heh. My picture would be hanging in every peasant household without having a law to require it. All I would have to do is give shit away like Santa Claus. Look how well it works here in America!!!! HAH! :D
 


















Hi, my name is Sheriff Due-do Brown and I am laying down the log. I can’t wait for the skinny pants boy to crown me King, and I will consider it an honor to call that little gator gal my bronze Queen.

SATURDAY DEC. 15th

1. NEVADA VS. ARIZONA

2. TOLEDO VS. UTAH STATE

THURSDAY DEC. 20th

3. BYU VS. SAN DIEGO STATE

FRIDAY DEC. 21st

4. CENTRAL FLORIDA VS. BALL STATE

SATURDAY DEC. 22nd

5. EAST CAROLINA VS. UL-LAFAYETTE

6. WASHINGTON VS. BOISE STATE

MONDAY DEC. 24th

7. FRESNO STATE VS. SMU

WEDNESDAY DEC. 26th

8. WESTERN KENTUCKY VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN

THURSDAY DEC. 27th

9. SAN JOSE STATE VS. BOWLING GREEN

10. CINCINNATI VS. DUKE

11. BAYLOR VS. UCLA

FRIDAY DEC. 28th

12. OHIO VS. LOUISIANA MONROE

13. RUTGERS VS. VIRGINIA TECH

14. MINNESOTA VS. TEXAS TECH

SATURDAY DEC. 29th

15. RICE VS. AIR FORCE

16. WEST VIRGINIA VS. SYRACUSE

17. NAVY VS. ARIZONA STATE

18. TEXAS VS. OREGON STATE

19. TCU VS. MICHIGAN STATE

MONDAY DEC. 31st

20. NC STATE VS. VANDERBILT

21. USC VS. GEORGIA TECH

22. IOWA STATE VS. TULSA

23. LSU VS. CLEMSON

TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

24. MISS STATE VS. NORTH WESTERN

25. PURDUE VS. OKLAHOMA STATE

26. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MICHIGAN

27. GEORGIA VS. NEBRASKA

FRIDAY JAN. 4th 2013

28. TEXAS A&M VS. OKLAHOMA

SATURDAY JAN. 5th 2012

29. PITT VS. OLE MISS

SUNDAY JAN. 6th 2012

30. KENT STATE VS. ARKANSAS STATE


BCS BOWLS!!!!!!!!!


TUESDAY JAN. 1st 2013

THE ORANGE BOWL:

31. NORTHERN ILLINOIS VS. FLORIDA STATE

THE ROSE BOWL:

32. WISCONSIN VS. STANFORD

WEDNESDAY JAN. 2nd 2013

THE SUGAR BOWL:

33. LOUISVILLE VS. FLORIDA

THURSDAY JAN. 3rd 2013

TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL:

34. OREGON VS. KANSAS STATE

MONDAY JAN. 7th 2012

THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:

35. NOTRE DAME VS. ALABAMA
 






Sheriff Due-Doo Brown, Have you ever played before? Are you one of BroncoBoy's haters? All of these anno's just get confusing after awhile. I think you are a Notre Dame fan right? Well thanks for playing.
 






Sheriff Due-Doo Brown, Have you ever played before? Are you one of BroncoBoy's haters? All of these anno's just get confusing after awhile. I think you are a Notre Dame fan right? Well thanks for playing.

No sir I have not played before and no I do not hate BroncoBoy, I would like to mentor him in 2013 and hopefully he can come back to next year's pick em re-branded as BroncoMan.
 






Sheriff Doo-Due. FYI.

Some posts of interest from alleged weed smoking players have prompted me to hold the imaginary "Gold Crown Affair" in one of the two States that recently approved the use of recreational marijuana. Those being Colorado and Washington. The Washington State law has actually taken effect. So that is the probable location at this time. Since if crowned with Gold I promised to be the "benevolent King" I am obligated to accomodate the needs of my peasants. ALL my peasants. So I need to 'walk my talk', so to speak. So right now it looks as if the State of Washington will be the location of our Jan. 8th "Gold Crown Affair". Now if that makes you uncomfortable I suggest you opt out of the competition. If one of my peasants lights up at the ceremony there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. All you can do is watch. Oh, and there will be a 'zero tolerance' policy on concealed weapons at the "Gold Crown Affair" too and everyone will be required to walk though a magnetometer and be subject to a pat-down upon entrance. No exceptions. So if you desire to participate in the "Gold Crown Affair" please leave your hog at home.

Other than that we welcome you to the competition. You're a little late to the party. But bring your best game and I wish you luck on behalf of the A-team.

Oh, btw, Sheriff. If you move into my village of peasants I will support a 4%@50 pension retirement program for all my guards. If you do the math that means you would recieve 120% of your final salary after 30 years of service to me. And my average guard salary is proposed to be $150,000 after 30 years of service. Do the math.

I love to give shit away. And that's the reason all my peasants love me. My peasants all belong to my "Free Shit Army". And they excel at taking 'free shit'. ;)

Let me know if you have an interest in being one of my "Free Shit Army' peasants. I will send you an application form at the end of the season.