Monday morning layoff advice







Commercial can galavant around Vegas while 350 people just had their lives turned upside down. Sounds about right for Exact.

When you’re ready to go take it on the chin all day with doctors and office staff, then step the fuck up!!! Then YOU can go to Vegas and celebrate the year of successes as well.

Until you have the balls to sell, shut the fuck up!
 






When you’re ready to go take it on the chin all day with doctors and office staff, then step the fuck up!!! Then YOU can go to Vegas and celebrate the year of successes as well.

Until you have the balls to sell, shut the fuck up!
Sorry, what successes? Multiple reorgs, morale in the gutter, and still not turning a profit. What company are you working for, because it definitely isn't Exact
 






When you’re ready to go take it on the chin all day with doctors and office staff, then step the fuck up!!! Then YOU can go to Vegas and celebrate the year of successes as well.

Until you have the balls to sell, shut the fuck up!
Step up, balls, take it on the chin? Bold words for the softest job on this planet.
 






I heard that was a cafepharma rumor. If they are hiring does it mean the Cologuard sales force would be impacted. Maybe it is for a different product?

Not a chance this rumor is true. No company has hired contracting sales reps and managers to replace an entire sales force of 7+ years. Just another dumb cafepharma rumor. Not saying layoffs won’t happen down the road, but this isn’t the rumor to worry about
 






When you’re ready to go take it on the chin all day with doctors and office staff, then step the fuck up!!! Then YOU can go to Vegas and celebrate the year of successes as well.

Until you have the balls to sell, shut the fuck up!
I’m all about celebrating success, but I wonder how many salaries that Vegas trip can pay for. Or use that money to fund clinical programs that may help patients someday. Let’s make a single dollar of profit before popping the champagne.
 






Not a chance this rumor is true. No company has hired contracting sales reps and managers to replace an entire sales force of 7+ years. Just another dumb cafepharma rumor. Not saying layoffs won’t happen down the road, but this isn’t the rumor to worry about
You really didn’t learn from the Pfizer hire did you LOL!? Exact does not care about “legacy” anything. We are completely disposable. They brought all them over and paid them more than just about all us despite being here from the beginning. You are a fool if you don’t think they’re capable of replacing us with frankly anything.
 






When you’re ready to go take it on the chin all day with doctors and office staff, then step the fuck up!!! Then YOU can go to Vegas and celebrate the year of successes as well.

Until you have the balls to sell, shut the fuck up!
Wow
Dude and on Veterans Day of all days. We have one of the easiest jobs on earth. The only thing you’re taking on the chin is someone’s balls.

Trying to acting like sales is some sort of coveted, tough, heroic job…give me a break.
 


















Wow
Dude and on Veterans Day of all days. We have one of the easiest jobs on earth. The only thing you’re taking on the chin is someone’s balls.

Trying to acting like sales is some sort of coveted, tough, heroic job…give me a break.

Grow up you pussy, those vets would be ashamed of you!

When you accepted your job at ES, you didn’t have to certify with the risk of losing your job and being sent back home from training with nothing.

Take a shot at a sales role and let’s see what you’re made of! Let’s see you carry a quota every day. Let’s see how you perform when you’re numbers are down and your boss is in the car with you.

Only then will you have a clue why we celebrate sales success. Oh and btw, we spend 8 hours a day training and learning at the same meetings. The awards banquet is on the last night. But you would know that if you had any guts to try for something greater.
 






I’m all about celebrating success, but I wonder how many salaries that Vegas trip can pay for. Or use that money to fund clinical programs that may help patients someday. Let’s make a single dollar of profit before popping the champagne.

The sales meeting was booked and paid for long ago. While there is a cost to get people there it would be a bigger cost to cancel. Notice there are no Thanksgiving turkeys or Christmas party this year. The company is making cuts to what ever can be cut.
 






The sales meeting was booked and paid for long ago. While there is a cost to get people there it would be a bigger cost to cancel. Notice there are no Thanksgiving turkeys or Christmas party this year. The company is making cuts to what ever can be cut.
So you think KC and EC woke up Monday morning and decided to cut 350 people? This reorg has been in the works for quite some time
 






Grow up you pussy, those vets would be ashamed of you!

When you accepted your job at ES, you didn’t have to certify with the risk of losing your job and being sent back home from training with nothing.

Take a shot at a sales role and let’s see what you’re made of! Let’s see you carry a quota every day. Let’s see how you perform when you’re numbers are down and your boss is in the car with you.

Only then will you have a clue why we celebrate sales success. Oh and btw, we spend 8 hours a day training and learning at the same meetings. The awards banquet is on the last night. But you would know that if you had any guts to try for something greater.
Please stop taking yourself so seriously. Take a month off and you will see your territory is just fine when you return. This is a very mature product which is why are incentivized to run around and squeeze water out of a rock.
 






Not a chance this rumor is true. No company has hired contracting sales reps and managers to replace an entire sales force of 7+ years. Just another dumb cafepharma rumor. Not saying layoffs won’t happen down the road, but this isn’t the rumor to worry about

They did this at Sanofi 3 years ago. Contract team replaced brand team as it was cheaper to replace them.
 


















Grow up you pussy, those vets would be ashamed of you!

When you accepted your job at ES, you didn’t have to certify with the risk of losing your job and being sent back home from training with nothing.

Take a shot at a sales role and let’s see what you’re made of! Let’s see you carry a quota every day. Let’s see how you perform when you’re numbers are down and your boss is in the car with you.

Only then will you have a clue why we celebrate sales success. Oh and btw, we spend 8 hours a day training and learning at the same meetings. The awards banquet is on the last night. But you would know that if you had any guts to try for something greater.
Mediocre career fight. Nice!
 






Grow up you pussy, those vets would be ashamed of you!

When you accepted your job at ES, you didn’t have to certify with the risk of losing your job and being sent back home from training with nothing.

Take a shot at a sales role and let’s see what you’re made of! Let’s see you carry a quota every day. Let’s see how you perform when you’re numbers are down and your boss is in the car with you.

Only then will you have a clue why we celebrate sales success. Oh and btw, we spend 8 hours a day training and learning at the same meetings. The awards banquet is on the last night. But you would know that if you had any guts to try for something greater.
Haha you are an absolute joke haha bet you’re 5’ 5” and own a huge lifted truck

Misguided idiotic fool. I am in sales. Have been for many many years. Very very easy job compared to many other jobs. Take your tiny pecker daddy issues back to the frat house LOL
 






Grow up you pussy, those vets would be ashamed of you!

When you accepted your job at ES, you didn’t have to certify with the risk of losing your job and being sent back home from training with nothing.

Take a shot at a sales role and let’s see what you’re made of! Let’s see you carry a quota every day. Let’s see how you perform when you’re numbers are down and your boss is in the car with you.

Only then will you have a clue why we celebrate sales success. Oh and btw, we spend 8 hours a day training and learning at the same meetings. The awards banquet is on the last night. But you would know that if you had any guts to try for something greater.
Private Karen