Hey OBU suckers:
I sent you bad coupons. (HaHa...who can I blame this on)? Although, the free 30 day coupon has gone away, I still sent the same, low sample allocation (yes, I know I told you it would be more and I know we have no managed care wins and I know this is high deductible season). You are all suckers and bought my lies for the last 18 months. You passed up other opportunities and now they are all gone! I must now come clean and tell you that we already have a buyer for Xiidra. It will close before 3/31/19. I’m wishing you a great culture, transparency, and a fake fireside chat at your next employer! You suckers, MC