Layoffs Post Labcorp - Yup they are coming!!!
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Lets take a headcount to see who shows up to work today. Stock is still tanking and hit another 52 week low. Does anyone F%^&ing care anymore or should we just close on Fridays and go to a 4 week work week until we get delisted or run out of money,
no one cares. And if they look like they do, they are pretending to care so they don’t get laid off next. They really don’t have much to do. Everyone says the same thing. Just ask people to get your own sampling (if they actually come to work)
I thought the experienced management team of Pygmy goats would right the ship
Of course you can leave because you have a brain,
Of course you can stay to work from home,
Beware if you stay you must kiss the golden one's _
If not, your fired,
Paper bag Debbie
Of course you can stay to work from home,
Beware if you stay you must kiss the golden one's _
If not, your fired,
Paper bag Debbie
Another banner Friiday at ELS with only about 5 people roaming the halls waiting like KC to start self medicating.
Its like the Zombies walking around. Dead men walking
Thankfully people keep leaving the company. No need for another layoff. The smart ones and the ones with marketable skills leave with better positions while the ones lacking those skills will have a more difficult time. Good luck and hopefully through attrition we will right size the organization
Anyone else get a curious call asking questions?
Whispers are that action will take place for those responsible for this disaster. You people know who you are and will be shown the door.
Take out the trash already,
Habibi and COO canceled the backup system to save cash,
Oops there it is
Look around and it's abundantly clear that the team of trolls who remain with the company are either KC blowhards or those unable to find another employer to take their pathetic ass.
No need for talent in a pretend company.
You are great already!
You can tell who resigned by the job positions on their career site, just in case if anyone wants to know who recently resigned in the wake of the slow financial collapse of this organization. Internally we also have little information since everyone works from home. Some work from home and never come back
They want everyone to believe from all the LinkedIn posts that ELS is thriving. Patty looks like she saw a ghost after having to pay $4.5mm with more to come.You can tell who resigned by the job positions on their career site, just in case if anyone wants to know who recently resigned in the wake of the slow financial collapse of this organization. Internally we also have little information since everyone works from home. Some work from home and never come back
She looks like that all the time. You’d look like a ghost too if you spend that much time listening to Cara