Layoffs Post Labcorp - Yup they are coming!!!

[anonymous]

She looks like that all the time. You’d look like a ghost too if you spend that much time listening to Cara

It looks like the lab was always losing money,
Are there any buyers for this sloppy mess,
Abbvie, Abcam, Abdicate

 

[anonymous]

It looks like the lab was always losing money,
Are there any buyers for this sloppy mess,
Abbvie, Abcam, Abdicate

50 % discount to last year.
Bonus time!
Only Paperbag Debbie gets the prize,
"Work force reduction", "Warn"
Time for the skankrank

 

[anonymous]

Its only a matter of time until they start picking off people. They will probably start from the ground up and work their way to senior staff. I would imagine cutting at least 10% to 20% of the overall payroll costs.to help make Life Sciences survive another 2 quarters. Good luck to those affected and to those of us that are still in the game and going through the daily motions.

Yes that feeling of nausea, with the urge to find the commode is what enzo is to the new market channel.

 

[anonymous]

The whispers around the office are the RIF is happening so be prepared for the first round of terminations in the coming weeks. Good luck to all my coworkers.

Paperbag Debbie takes off the mask,

 

[anonymous]

She’s moonlighting at the spa these days

 

[anonymous]

She’s moonlighting at the spa these days

Debs needs to schedule an intervention for Cara.
A lay off the booze campaign.
Did you hear the scareholder meeting call.
Ouch

 

[anonymous]

Unfortunately for investors, the losing team who have not been able to grow the company will make decisions of who will be gone. The good news is they will probably cut the few remaining competent FTEs and the RIFees will be the lucky ones.
To be able to get away from the toxic senior mangers is like love unlocked.
Here's to Cupids arrows

Double down on the losing team again and again this year, next year. Last year.
Order some new clown shoes, for
Our superior customer focus.
Where are the customers?
In the LA fire, burned by products, they quit the order