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Has anyone made reservations yet for next year's Big Ball Jamboree? I want to request the time off early and get set for it. My huge testicles can't wait! I'm going to wait and see how they develop over the next several months....but I'm leaning toward giving my son the greatest gift a father can give: the gift of his allowing his balls to become "men". The last time I saw them, they were pretty tiny...but very well formed and perky. Unlike my sagging, dusty fossils! LOL! He's a little nervous, but excited to show his little pebbles off to everyone.
 




Yes, it was a lot of fun and fond memories at the Big Balls Jamboree this past June! Memories have been made, and experiences will be cherished. I am working on next year's event as we speak! My advice to you is keep your balls "prime". In case you were not aware, our company did receive a plaque from the city council of Gig Harbor. Apparently, we increased business in Gig Harbor by 300% while our Jamboree was going on! They certainly want us back next year! A local manufacturer near the Harbor is working on "ball holders" for us to order next year, along with "ball" caps, tee shirts, sweat shirts, and golf shirts, all with our Big Balls logo!
 




Thank you. Last weekend my family and I spent time looking over our pictures from The Big Balls Jamboree! It was a great event, and I encourage everyone to make an effort to attend the next Jamboree in June. Personally, I would like to see a winter Jamboree if possible. I'm proud of my balls all year long!
 




Good. You should always be proud of your balls! Many guys are not, and this is sad.
For the forseeable future, I doubt we will have a winter solstice Big Balls Jamboree. While attendance in Gig Harbor this past June was "good", it would be cost prohibitive to have a Jamboree in the winter (as well as possible ball shrinkage) because of temperature considerations, and location, etc. But perhaps someday we will be able to have a winter Jamboree event somewhere in a mild climate!
 




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Good. You should always be proud of your balls! Many guys are not, and this is sad.
For the forseeable future, I doubt we will have a winter solstice Big Balls Jamboree. While attendance in Gig Harbor this past June was "good", it would be cost prohibitive to have a Jamboree in the winter (as well as possible ball shrinkage) because of temperature considerations, and location, etc. But perhaps someday we will be able to have a winter Jamboree event somewhere in a mild climate!
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Man, that is too bad. I do understand the cold weather could definitely put a damper on our pocket rocks. It would be great, though!
This is probably not feasible.....but what about the next Big Ball Jamboree in Bali? A Bali Big Ball Blitz (to keep the alliteration?) or Jamboree, might solve the weather issue.
Again, probably not logistically possible....but it might be fun!
I personally am going to tell everyone to have a Happy Testicle Day instead of Turkey Day in a few weeks. Gotta keep Ball Awareness going year around!
 




Balls awareness is always an important thing! There have been rumors that some of our sponsors have been contemplating a quarterly newspaper "The Testicle Times", to keep folks aware of general news, ball sports, and proper care of one's balls! I'm in favor of this, but we need to sort out costs, as well as possible subscription fees, etc.
FYI- met last week with Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir, and he said his choir was so impressed with The Big Balls Jamboree, they want a return engagement! (They are committed the rest of this year to gigs in Salt Lake City). We also have a secure committment from Rita and The Red Heads for our next Jamboree. They will be our first female band! More will follow!
 




Gosh, it is so much more pleasant and self- fulfilling to continue our discussion on generating and maintaining nice, big, balls, than it is to discuss sad depressing news from over 5 years ago!
As we approach the winter months, my advice is to care for our balls, and begin a work- out program for next spring. Keep your balls primed, Insinase dependent, and work those boys out! Believe it or not, summer solstace, and the beauty of Gig Harbor will be here before you know it!
 




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Gosh, it is so much more pleasant and self- fulfilling to continue our discussion on generating and maintaining nice, big, balls, than it is to discuss sad depressing news from over 5 years ago!
As we approach the winter months, my advice is to care for our balls, and begin a work- out program for next spring. Keep your balls primed, Insinase dependent, and work those boys out! Believe it or not, summer solstace, and the beauty of Gig Harbor will be here before you know it!
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I couldnt agree more. Nut Health is paramount for us men, young and old. I'd definitely recommend Kegel exercises to help strenghthen the ball sack, scrotum and taint. Supplements for your prostate cant hurt, either. Finally, it's extremely important to keep your groin area clean, dry and smelling nice. Most any powder will work; but I'd recomend Gold Bond Medicated Powder. It has a cooling sensation and thus the tagline: "Like Halls for Your Balls".
 




Great! Glad to see you are so much into balls care and preperation! It will serve you well throughout your life, and of course you will be envied by so many people, male and female, at our annual Jamboree at Gig Harbor! So, hang 'em high, and as the queen said: "Balls, said the Queen, if I had two, I'd be King"! ( By the way, for all you solemn, requeum folks, The Erection Men's Choir has definitely committed to appear at our next Jamboree! This is our 3rd musical group committment to date! Tommy and The Testicles have cancelled part of their world tour just to appear at our event!! Thanks guys!).
 




There is some good news on the horizon! It appears the folks at Gold Bond have agreed to sponsor an event at next June's Big Balls Jamboree! They would like to sponsor the Beautiful Balls competition! We do need to pay homage to Gold Bond, by placing banners around the out door event! Yes, Gold Bond Medicated Powder relieves itching!
Many thanks to the Gold Bond family for their generosity of their sponsorship!
 




Great news. I can't think of a better sponsor for the Jamboree than Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Their unofficial tagline: "Like Halls For Your Balls" backs up our beliefs for healthy, cool and comfortable balls.

The musical acts are really starting to come in. How exciting! I guess when you have AC/DC signing "Big Balls", it was inevitable that the other heavy weights wanted to perform.

Man, I can't wait!!!!
 




Glad you're excited! June 21 and 22 are of course, the dates. Gig Harbor will once again be rockin'!
As I may have mentined, Tommy and The Testicles have signed up for the Jamboree. The Erection Men's Choir, from Salt Lake City, was the first group to re- sign. People loved them at last year's event!
Spoke recently with Tommy Lee, the leader of the Testicles, and he said their "Scratch 'n Sniff Tour went very well. They are gearin' up for our Jamboree. More to follow!
 




I'm getting so amped for the Jamboree!!

I usually don't go high rollin' like this......but I'm contemplating booking the Big Baller Suite at Gig Harbor for the weekend! Oh man, that would be cool.

Can't wait to see everyone there and don't forget to shave and tan your balls to look your best. I found a great self tanner that makes my balls look beautiful.
 




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I'm getting so amped for the Jamboree!!

I usually don't go high rollin' like this......but I'm contemplating booking the Big Baller Suite at Gig Harbor for the weekend! Oh man, that would be cool.

Can't wait to see everyone there and don't forget to shave and tan your balls to look your best. I found a great self tanner that makes my balls look beautiful.
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Good for you! Time is moving on and I'm glad some of us have made our plans for the Jamboree. Great- if you can get a suite at he main hotel. You need to share the name of your balls tanner with our attendees! For years I have been using Ballzalot, which has worked well for me.
We have recently got a committment from a new Country/ Hispanic group, Los Ballos Icharos will be flying in to perform at our event! The music will be outstanding!
 




I was hoping to get some advice from some fellow Ball Enthusiasts.

I am getting up there in age and was bothered by my sagging nut sack....Long story short: I had a Testicle Tuck done and am somewhat happy with the results. However, in looking at my nuts with a hand mirror: it appears that I have one big ball now. :-(

Part of me is happy that I don't have two balls that hang down to my knees; but I'm also a little self conscious that it appears that I'm now rollin' One Ball Deep.

My question is: Should I still participate in the Ball Beauty Pageant at this year's Jamboree. Don't get me wrong, my one ball is VERY attractive: perfectly symmetrial and orb shaped, tanned, closely shaved by a barber once a week and smooth to the touch.

Should I proudly display my one perfect Testicle or leave it to you luckier fellas who are blessed with two Eggs in your pants?

Serious replies only, of course.
 




The Ball Beauty Pageant is a wonderful event. The fans and viewers are always very appreciative of all the contestants! Your participation would be great! My advice- go for it!
 




Well, we're only three short weeks away from our Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor! I know many of you who are planning to attend are excited and eager to parade your balls!
The groups are all set for the concert, and we even have Los Ballos Itcharos for a Latin flavor this year! The Erection Men's Choir is arriving Wednesday, and making sure their platforms are set. Of course, Tommy and The Testicles will lead off the concert on Saturday! I hope to see you soon!
 




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Well, we're only three short weeks away from our Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor! I know many of you who are planning to attend are excited and eager to parade your balls!
The groups are all set for the concert, and we even have Los Ballos Itcharos for a Latin flavor this year! The Erection Men's Choir is arriving Wednesday, and making sure their platforms are set. Of course, Tommy and The Testicles will lead off the concert on Saturday! I hope to see you soon!
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I, for one, am pretty fired up to attend the Jamboree!

I splurged for the floor seats in the "Sack" (The Pit), with VIP Taint (Tent) access pre and post show. I'm going to be Balls Deep right up by the stage with other Ball fans!
I was told it would include a meet and greet with The Erection Men's Choir and Tommy and the Testicles, but that would be too good to be true!! I'm just happy to be attending the event.

Can't wait to see everyone there, again! The hair on my balls are sticking up in anticipation!
 








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The powers that be, do not want me responding here. See you on the 21st. If you get this message.
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Balls and Blondes will be unable to attend our event this year. Some kind of inner termoil caused the scheduling mix up. However, there is a real chance that The Scrotum Blues Band will helicopter in on Saturday! No promises, but.......
Once again I stress that this Jamboree is for everyone! The size of your balls doesn't matter. Remember to thank the folks from Gold Bond for supporting our parade!
 




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