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GREAT NEWS!
There were additional VIP tickets released today at the Big Ball Jamboree Box Office and I scored some! Yeah buddy-pretty stoked!
I just shaved and tanned my balls and taint and now am applying some special toning lotion I bought in Mexico. Hope it works! I want my Testes to look terrific! See everyone there!
 




Anonymous said:
GREAT NEWS!
There were additional VIP tickets released today at the Big Ball Jamboree Box Office and I scored some! Yeah buddy-pretty stoked!
I just shaved and tanned my balls and taint and now am applying some special toning lotion I bought in Mexico. Hope it works! I want my Testes to look terrific! See everyone there!
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Great! In another 6 weeks the Jamboree will be here! Yesterday I spoke to Tommy Lee, lead singer of The Testicles, and he plans on flying in with his group on June 21, to check his sound equipment. He's stoked, and has some pretty "big balls" of his own!
The Erection Men's Choir will also be arriving on the 21st. Of course, they're mostly acapella. Elder Johnson said they won't be joining us at the Clam Bake on the 22nd.
 








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I'm excited about seeing Tommy and the Testicles! My husband and I saw them in New York a couple of years ago. They rock! No other group has their harmony!
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That's OUTSTANDING!!! I've seen Tommy and the T's and they put on an amazing show. I'd tell you about the encore; but don't want to ruin the surprise! Man, this Ball Ball Jamboree keeps getting better and better!!
 




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I'm somewhat embarrassed by the skinny testicles I have. This is why I am having a hard time deciding whether or not to attend the Jamboree. I don't want to be rideculed by some of the bigger balled gents. Do you think I should attend? Serious replies only.
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I'm in a similar, but different boat. I only have one ball, but it's the size of two regular sized balls put together. My balls never separated. Am I still eligible to attend the event? Serious replies only.
 








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I'm in a similar, but different boat. I only have one ball, but it's the size of two regular sized balls put together. My balls never separated. Am I still eligible to attend the event? Serious replies only.
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There is no requisite for attending the Jamboree! Of course you may attend! You and your ball will certainly be among many friendly folks!
I suspect there may be some in attendance who have no ball(s). Come, and enjoy meeting new friends!
PS- Your ball sounds marvelous!
 




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There is no requisite for attending the Jamboree! Of course you may attend! You and your ball will certainly be among many friendly folks!
I suspect there may be some in attendance who have no ball(s). Come, and enjoy meeting new friends!
PS- Your ball sounds marvelous!
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Well that is quite a relief!!
I was so looking forward to this event, but wasn't sure if I'd be welcomed.
Don't mean to toot my own Horn Ball....but it is quite beautiful. I've done toning exercises since my early teens. I knew I'd have to bring my A game, with only one testicle and all.
Thanks again! I'm looking into reservations for the Clam Bake, too.
Is there any truth to the rumor that the special musical guests are going to be Jay Z and Kanye West singing their "Ball So Hard--N****s In Paris" hit song?
 




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Well that is quite a relief!!
I was so looking forward to this event, but wasn't sure if I'd be welcomed.
Don't mean to toot my own Horn Ball....but it is quite beautiful. I've done toning exercises since my early teens. I knew I'd have to bring my A game, with only one testicle and all.
Thanks again! I'm looking into reservations for the Clam Bake, too.
Is there any truth to the rumor that the special musical guests are going to be Jay Z and Kanye West singing their "Ball So Hard--N****s In Paris" hit song?
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Glad you will be coming!
Currently, the only confirmed musical guests are Tommy and The Testicles, and The Erection Men's Choir from Salt Lake City, Utah. But, if the event is anything like Woodstock, you never know who will show up! (I'm hoping to hear from Balls and Blondes!)
Glad your "guy" is in such great shape!
 




Great news! Received an e- mail today from Johnny Long, of Balls and Blondes. They have agreed to play for us at the Jamboree next month! So please, let everyone know. Johnny said the band will be glad to sign autographs and CD's! I've got a vintage Balls and Blondes T- shirt from an earlier tour they made- "Scratch Across America!"
 




Just 3 more weeks until the Big Balls Jamboree week- end at Gig Harbor! I can't believe it's almost here. Time flies!
By now I hope you all have your reservations in place, as well as your balls rounding into shape! If your balls aren't in great shape, not to worry!
And don't forget the Clambake on that Friday!
 




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Just 3 more weeks until the Big Balls Jamboree week- end at Gig Harbor! I can't believe it's almost here. Time flies!
By now I hope you all have your reservations in place, as well as your balls rounding into shape! If your balls aren't in great shape, not to worry!
And don't forget the Clambake on that Friday!
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I can hardly wait! Time really does fly...
It will be like Christmas, Hannukah, Kwaanza and everyone's birthday rolled into one for the Big Ball Jamboree!!
 




My balls are so excited I had a hard time sleeping the last few nights! We're ready to go!
Saw a brief post from Tommy Lee and the Testicles- they are going to rock- out!! I hope they do some of their old songs as well!
 








Exciting, Gig Harbor may never recover! Right now I have my headphones on, and I'm chilled, listening to the mellow tones of The Erection Men's Choir! Such incredible harmony!
 




Wow… You idiots - Obviously you are all men. It all makes sense now. Yet I wonder- why are men not caged up? Oh, I know the answer…it’s ONLY because men are bigger and stronger than women physically. And you guys think you can represent a company?..or even raise twins?
 




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Wow… You idiots - Obviously you are all men. It all makes sense now. Yet I wonder- why are men not caged up? Oh, I know the answer…it’s ONLY because men are bigger and stronger than women physically. And you guys think you can represent a company?..or even raise twins?
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Posting a thread at 2:45 AM? How indeed can anything be "obvious" to you?
 




So, the big day is only a week away! How exciting! I think we should all raise a glass and toast the individual who started this silly, but highly entertaining thread. What started from a typo (mad) almost 6 years ago, sprouted wings and led to the event of the year: the Big Balls Jamboree, with sister Clam Bake event. Thank you, whomever you are!!
 




Yep, only 5 more days until the Jamboree! I'm sure by now everyone's balls are all "primed" and ready to go! I can't wait for the music! Balls and Blondes may be recording live from Gig Harbor! We all may be a part of history in the recording industry.
Hotel rooms are at a premium. I hope all who are coming have their plans made! Big balls, little balls, come one, come all!
 




I, too, am very excited. I am a little concerned, though. While camping this weekend, I contracted a pretty bad case of Poison Ivy on my ball sack. :-(
I've been doing exercises, tanning, waxing and botoxing my Nuts for the past few months in anticipation of the Jamboree. Now, I don't know what to do.....Should I still attend?
Serious replies only, please!
 




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