Don't be suppressed! Such an important event needs as much media attention as possible.
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Don't be suppressed! Such an important event needs as much media attention as possible.
Oh yes, The Big Balls Jamboree is almost here! The performers will all be here by Thursday. Some members of The Erection Men's Choir will be here early. The parade starts promptly at 7:00 PM Friday!
I hope to see you all next week- end! I just can't wait to see everyone! Keep your balls toned, and your attitude spry. The music will be awesome!
I hope to see you all next week- end! I just can't wait to see everyone! Keep your balls toned, and your attitude spry. The music will be awesome!
So, I'm supposed to keep this under wraps......but I have a friend who works at the hotel in Gig Harbor. She told met that the EMC (Erection Men's Choir) will indeed be arriving early!
They are going to be practicing in the The Ballroom (no pun intended) of the hotel in the days leading up to the Jamboree!
I wasn't planning on getting a room, but really don't think I can pass up the opportunity to meet the EMC up close and personal!! So excited I can hardly stand it!!
In case you were wondering, this Gent with the 100 lb Sack is going to be the Grand Marshall of the Parade, again.
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/20/450-pound-man-is-100-pounds-of-scrotum
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/20/450-pound-man-is-100-pounds-of-scrotum
I'm so glad he's going to be the GM once again! Some people have asked if he's still around. By the way, The Scrotum Blues Band will definitely be coming!
We had to refuse a couple of the heavy metal band who wanted to play this year. We decided that next year, "Vasectomy" and "The Digital Dynasty" could come if they sign- up early enough! Personally, I'm not crazy about heavy metal.
We had to refuse a couple of the heavy metal band who wanted to play this year. We decided that next year, "Vasectomy" and "The Digital Dynasty" could come if they sign- up early enough! Personally, I'm not crazy about heavy metal.
I'll be flying out to Gig Harbor in a couple of hours! I'm scheduled to have breakfast tomorrow morning with Tommy Lee, (Tommy and the Testicles) and Elder Johnson, (The Erection Men's Choir). It will be really great to sit and talk with these guys in person!
We are expecting a larger crowd than last year! Hope to see you all there at the opening ceremonies and Parade! Thank you Metagenics for the financial support!
We are expecting a larger crowd than last year! Hope to see you all there at the opening ceremonies and Parade! Thank you Metagenics for the financial support!
To say I'm walking on Cloud 9 is an understatement...I just had a couple drinks with two of
my idols: Elder Johnson and Tommy Lee (The Testicles lead singer). What great dudes!
They also autographed my tighty whiteys with a Nut shaped Sharpie. Wow..I was excited for the parade tomorrow and obviously the Big Jamboree Saturday night, but how can it possibly top this??? I just tanned and waxed my balls today, but am now inspired to go tomorrow and do it again!! Want them to look their best for the weekend's events! Can't eat to see everyone and their Sumptious Scrotums.
my idols: Elder Johnson and Tommy Lee (The Testicles lead singer). What great dudes!
They also autographed my tighty whiteys with a Nut shaped Sharpie. Wow..I was excited for the parade tomorrow and obviously the Big Jamboree Saturday night, but how can it possibly top this??? I just tanned and waxed my balls today, but am now inspired to go tomorrow and do it again!! Want them to look their best for the weekend's events! Can't eat to see everyone and their Sumptious Scrotums.
Yep! Finished breakfast with Elder Johnson and Tommy Lee. Such amazing talent!
Most people are coming into the hotel as we speak! Beautiful balls on display everywhere! The weather here at Gig Harbor is wonderful- temp in low to mid 70's.
I can't wait for the festivities to ramp- up!
I believe it's always the same individual who won't let my threads post. Very prejudicial.
Well, it is a shame that some people are not allowing the freedom to express your nether regions.
Agreed, the weather is lovely for a weekend of Balls, Beers, Brats and the like!
As I sit here on a blanket with my tanned and freshly laser-hair-removed testicles with a cold beer in my hand and a delightful basket of (balls) deep fried mozzarella balls.....It just makes me happy being able to share these moments and weekend with such nice, Nut Sack Supporting people.
It's almost hard to believe that a few years ago, there was NO Big Balls Jamboree?? Isn't that crazy? Anyway....Happy Balling everyone!
Agreed, the weather is lovely for a weekend of Balls, Beers, Brats and the like!
As I sit here on a blanket with my tanned and freshly laser-hair-removed testicles with a cold beer in my hand and a delightful basket of (balls) deep fried mozzarella balls.....It just makes me happy being able to share these moments and weekend with such nice, Nut Sack Supporting people.
It's almost hard to believe that a few years ago, there was NO Big Balls Jamboree?? Isn't that crazy? Anyway....Happy Balling everyone!
So, I was very jealous of some others' brush with fame and meeting The Erection Men's Choir, Tommy and the Testicles, etc....But then I got to meet my own hero: the Grand Marshall of the Big Ball Jamboree Parade!!
The three of us shared an elevator: he, myself and his 100 pound ball sack! And yes, they are glorious as expected. Two perfectly shaped, symmetrical orbs of beauty!
He (Wesley) told me that he used to spend 2 hours a day spray tanning those huge groin balloons.....but then realized that he could sun them outside AND help the environment. He installed 2 solar panels on those massive Round Mounds and guess what? He helped reduce the operating expenses of the annual Big Ball Jamboree by supplying all of the electricity!
If you see him or his enormous eggs this weekend: thank him for being green!
As I was coming back to the hotel last night, I met Wesley in the lobby. He is truly a giant among men. I thanked him.
Just got up a while ago and primped my balls and am ready to hit the beach, ready for the festivities! But first breakfast.
The balls on parade is great to see! Can't wait for the music tonight! The Scrotum Blues Band should arrive by 7!
Just got up a while ago and primped my balls and am ready to hit the beach, ready for the festivities! But first breakfast.
The balls on parade is great to see! Can't wait for the music tonight! The Scrotum Blues Band should arrive by 7!
This thread is probably the most ridiculous I've seen on C.P., but it always makes me laugh. 
I didn't think it was possible........
But, this year's Big Ball Jamboree has exceeded last year's spectacle!!
Man, oh man.......what a great weekend to celebrate all that is great about the male testicle. Whomever thought of this tremendous celebration is a genius!
But, this year's Big Ball Jamboree has exceeded last year's spectacle!!
Man, oh man.......what a great weekend to celebrate all that is great about the male testicle. Whomever thought of this tremendous celebration is a genius!
I personally thought The Scrotum Blues Band stole the show. They killed it! Plus, the 30 foot inflatable scrotum they erected, no pun intended, was epic!!
I just wanted to give sincere thanks to the all the volunteers, spectators and performers. This weekend's Big Ball Jamboree exceeded all expectations. Bravo!
The Jamboree was a great success! The music was awesome. Even The Erection Men's Choir was outstanding! There wasn't a dry eye in the audience when they performed their haunting signature song; "A Testicle for Little Tony".
Yes, The Scrotum Blues Band stole the show when they were dropped on big balls from their hellicopter! All the groups were great! I loved the way everyone danced in the aisles when Tommy and The Testicles began to rock- out!
We are already planning next year's event! Thanks to ALL attendees!
Yes, The Scrotum Blues Band stole the show when they were dropped on big balls from their hellicopter! All the groups were great! I loved the way everyone danced in the aisles when Tommy and The Testicles began to rock- out!
We are already planning next year's event! Thanks to ALL attendees!
Agreed! It was amazing.
I didn't catch it personally since they both performed on the other stage: the Small Ball Stage....but apparently two 80's Tribute Bands, totally ROCKED IT! John Balls Jovi and TAINTed Love. I'm hoping a YouTube video will be posted of them soon!
I echo the sentiments of previous posters to thank everyone involved in this terrific event. It's not only extrememly entertaining; but raises money for a very worthy cause: Big Ball education, awareness and Testicle Health.
Can't wait for next June's Jamboree!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cried like a little girl, during A Testicle For Little Tony! Embarrassing but if that didn't move you, you don't have a heart! Incredible weekend of events to say the least.
Just a follow up to conclude the business from The Big Balls Jamboree:
The hotel says someone left their electric ball shiner in the room. It's at the front desk. Please call the hotel operator for details.
Kudos to our special guests, Los Ballos Itcharos! Muchos Gracias for attending! You showed everyone America is not the only place that has great balls!
Unfortunately, Elder Johnson and The Erection Men's Choir missed their flight connection to Salt Lake City last Sunday. They were unable to get home until Monday! Sorry guys.
Hotel reservations for next year's event will be accepted beginning Monday, Sept. 16, 2013. So get your reservations in early!!
The hotel says someone left their electric ball shiner in the room. It's at the front desk. Please call the hotel operator for details.
Kudos to our special guests, Los Ballos Itcharos! Muchos Gracias for attending! You showed everyone America is not the only place that has great balls!
Unfortunately, Elder Johnson and The Erection Men's Choir missed their flight connection to Salt Lake City last Sunday. They were unable to get home until Monday! Sorry guys.
Hotel reservations for next year's event will be accepted beginning Monday, Sept. 16, 2013. So get your reservations in early!!