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Just a follow up to conclude the business from The Big Balls Jamboree:
The hotel says someone left their electric ball shiner in the room. It's at the front desk. Please call the hotel operator for details.
Kudos to our special guests, Los Ballos Itcharos! Muchos Gracias for attending! You showed everyone America is not the only place that has great balls!
Unfortunately, Elder Johnson and The Erection Men's Choir missed their flight connection to Salt Lake City last Sunday. They were unable to get home until Monday! Sorry guys.
Hotel reservations for next year's event will be accepted beginning Monday, Sept. 16, 2013. So get your reservations in early!!
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THANK YOU! I've left messages and no one has called me back. What a relief....I literally just bought it a month ago from Balls, Bath and Beyond and paid a pretty penny. I forgot my 20% coupon at home and paid full price! LOL!

The Big Ball Jamboree is yet another example of why the United States is the best country in the world. O.k......maybe not the best; but we definitely own the best celebration of the male nuts.
 




Anonymous said:
Just a follow up to conclude the business from The Big Balls Jamboree:
The hotel says someone left their electric ball shiner in the room. It's at the front desk. Please call the hotel operator for details.
Kudos to our special guests, Los Ballos Itcharos! Muchos Gracias for attending! You showed everyone America is not the only place that has great balls!
Unfortunately, Elder Johnson and The Erection Men's Choir missed their flight connection to Salt Lake City last Sunday. They were unable to get home until Monday! Sorry guys.
Hotel reservations for next year's event will be accepted beginning Monday, Sept. 16, 2013. So get your reservations in early!!
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"Oh what a night"!

I had the pleasure of being on the same flight home as The Erection Men's Choir, believe it or not! What a treat and what incredible guys!

It surprised many of us; but Elder J. and The EMC REALLY like to party! Apparently, someone in the Choir had a bottle of Viagra and they were passing out pills like they were blue tic tacs! Crazy....

We all had some miniature bottles of liquor on the flight, which looked VERY miniature compared to all of our bursting ball sacks assisted by those little blue pills.....Needless to say, there were a lot of laughs, a lot of Ball Displaying and some very uncomfortable passengers and flight attendants! LOL!!! Oh man, I'm booking my hotel for next year's B.B. Jamboree tonight!! Happy Balling Ballers!!
 




HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!!

To get in the spirit, my buddies and I are in the process of painting our balls a patriotic Red, White and Blue.

There is also talk of inserting sparklers in our urethras tonight to light up the sky; but that sounds a little painful to me!!

BaseBALLS, Hot dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet, bitches!

'Merica Ya'll!!
 




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HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE!!

To get in the spirit, my buddies and I are in the process of painting our balls a patriotic Red, White and Blue.

There is also talk of inserting sparklers in our urethras tonight to light up the sky; but that sounds a little painful to me!!

BaseBALLS, Hot dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet, bitches!

'Merica Ya'll!!
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My sentiments exactly! Red, White, and Blue Balls- "They're coming to America". TODAY!
Got a nice thank you note from Tommy and the Testicles. They had a ball at the Jamboree!
They have a "gig" tonight in LA, and have committed to next year's Jamboree!
Also, spoke to Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir. The are training a couple of replacements for their Choir, since two of their group are going on their mission trip for two years. Best of luck guys!
 




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My sentiments exactly! Red, White, and Blue Balls- "They're coming to America". TODAY!
Got a nice thank you note from Tommy and the Testicles. They had a ball at the Jamboree!
They have a "gig" tonight in LA, and have committed to next year's Jamboree!
Also, spoke to Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir. The are training a couple of replacements for their Choir, since two of their group are going on their mission trip for two years. Best of luck guys!
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A Ball, indeed!

I can say from experience that they are being very selective in the replacement "members".

I thought I had a good shot, having being a choral singer for the past 20 years...Not so much! :-(

P.S., as a hint for anyone hoping to join the Erection Men's Choir: make sure your Groin Gum Balls are looking their best! In the EMC audition, there was equal weighting for three categories: singing, stage performance/presence and the appearance of my balls. Wish I would have known that going in!!

I didn't expect that I'd have to sing with my pants down with the spotlight below my waist, so was totally caught off guard. Not only had I not worked them out much lately, but they had about 2 weeks of stubble, not a lot of color and I forgot to powder them before hand. :-( I got high marks on the first two categories, but not on the third. Oh well, lesson learned and hope this helps someone else auditioning!
 




Well, be proud you passed the first two categories. When Elder Johnson and I spoke about a week ago, he did say he preferred choir replacements come from the state of Utah. I think it has to do with the special training they receive with their balls, voices, and general appearance.
But don't give up! Next time make sure your balls are in great shape. The lights don't lie, so keep 'em smooth and shaven! Call EJ and let him know how much you want to be part of the EMC. This could put you over the top! Others in the current choir will be going on their mission trips in the future!
 




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Well, be proud you passed the first two categories. When Elder Johnson and I spoke about a week ago, he did say he preferred choir replacements come from the state of Utah. I think it has to do with the special training they receive with their balls, voices, and general appearance.
But don't give up! Next time make sure your balls are in great shape. The lights don't lie, so keep 'em smooth and shaven! Call EJ and let him know how much you want to be part of the EMC. This could put you over the top! Others in the current choir will be going on their mission trips in the future!
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All great advice, thank you. It's so important to me, I am actually looking into a relocation to Utah to improve my chances.

I'm NEVER going to endure another "Fuzzy Balls" situation: I bought an electrolysis package on Groupon to take care of my nut sack and tainte. It may hurt a bit while it's being done, but it'll be worth it!!

Man, I'm so jealous you and Elder are tight! I get star struck whenever I see the guy and can hardly muster up the courage to say two words to the guy....Sigh...

Oh well, very soon I'll be strutting around confident like a Peacock (no pun intended! lol!) with my smooth Nether Regions!!
 




There is no need to be "taken back" in the presence of Elder Johnson. He would love to talk to you again about your plans and desires about singing for The EMC, if that is what you really want to do. I'm sure your balls can hold their own!
However, I caution you to realize that being with The EMC is being part of a very conservative group of guys. Can you handle this? You and your balls might best be served by going solo, if you have the talent (and the balls)! Or, you may want to start out by auditioning for one of the Big Balls Club's in your city. Since you are a Metagenics guy, you and your balls can get quick exposure! I'll do what I can to help! Best of luck!
 




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There is no need to be "taken back" in the presence of Elder Johnson. He would love to talk to you again about your plans and desires about singing for The EMC, if that is what you really want to do. I'm sure your balls can hold their own!
However, I caution you to realize that being with The EMC is being part of a very conservative group of guys. Can you handle this? You and your balls might best be served by going solo, if you have the talent (and the balls)! Or, you may want to start out by auditioning for one of the Big Balls Club's in your city. Since you are a Metagenics guy, you and your balls can get quick exposure! I'll do what I can to help! Best of luck!
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Wow, thanks. Your help is much appreciated!

No desire here to go solo. Being part of the Erection Men's Choir and to sing with Elder Johnson would be a dream come true.

Until my next audition, I'm just preparing myself as best as I can. Keeping my vocal chords and ball sack in the best of shape. You bet my nuts will be bare and beautiful from now on!!
 




Well, Big Ball Jamboree fans: GREAT AND EXCITING NEWS!!

In a stroke of luck and anonymous donations to acquire them: we are in for a treat for the 2014 Jamboree!

You may be aware of the past Parade Grand Marshall with the 132 pound balls and news of the removal surgery shown here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csh85HN6Lgg

Well, the committee for the Big Ball Jamboree 2014 can proudly claim that those very same glorious 132 pound Orbs will be on display for everyone to see and touch!!

Yes, those Gargantuan Groin Globes will be lowered like the Times Square Ball on New Year's Eve to get the Jamboree started!! What a great acquisition to say the least!!

After the Big Balls drop and the smoke clears, everyone will be able to have their picture taken and touch them. There will be a charge, of course; but all proceeds will go toward Jamboree expenses and a great cause: Testicular safety and awareness.

I hope everyone is excited as we are about this!!
 








very exciting news!

Anonymous said:
Well, Big Ball Jamboree fans: GREAT AND EXCITING NEWS!!

In a stroke of luck and anonymous donations to acquire them: we are in for a treat for the 2014 Jamboree!

You may be aware of the past Parade Grand Marshall with the 132 pound balls and news of the removal surgery shown here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csh85HN6Lgg

Well, the committee for the Big Ball Jamboree 2014 can proudly claim that those very same glorious 132 pound Orbs will be on display for everyone to see and touch!!

Yes, those Gargantuan Groin Globes will be lowered like the Times Square Ball on New Year's Eve to get the Jamboree started!! What a great acquisition to say the least!!

After the Big Balls drop and the smoke clears, everyone will be able to have their picture taken and touch them. There will be a charge, of course; but all proceeds will go toward Jamboree expenses and a great cause: Testicular safety and awareness.

I hope everyone is excited as we are about this!!
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This is truly a wonderful "happening"! We are already expecting a great advance ticket promotion for June's event. I have received a wonderful e- mail from Eduardo Ballestes, from Los Ballos Itcharos, expressing his excitement of seeing the 132lb. balls of the grand marshall again! It's an international happening!
Our event is having a world wide "flavor" for all! I did take the opportunity to invite Los Ballos Itcharos back to our Jamboree in 2014. I'm sure we'll see some "great scratchin' to a hot Latin beat"!
 












Greetings again and happy New Year. I wanted to keep you folks up to date on our Big Balls Jamboree scheduled at Gig Harbor, June 20th thru June 22nd! It will be here before you know it, and it's not too early to make plans to attend!
We have committments from several entertainers for the event: Tommy and the Testicles are coming, as is The Erection Men's Choir. (Both back for the 3rd time!)
Los Ballos Itcharos will again be attending- for that Latin beat!
This year I am pleased to announce we will have another world class singer. "Pippi" from Israel has agreed to attend this year's event! He is Israel's hottest male singer. They say he has a golden voice with golden balls! (Sorry ladies, he is married!).
We're still hoping to get Balls and Blondes to attend!
More info will follow, and don't forget to reserve your hotel space before it's too late!
 




It's hard to believe another Big Ball Jamboree is just around the corner!

I, for one, wanted this one to be EXTRA SPECIAL and finally pulled the trigger....I had my Ball Rejuvenation surgery done over the holidays and am healing nicely. The swelling should be over by June, but if it isn't: Oh well!! Lol! It's a win win, either way!

Maybe a little TMI.....but gravity had not been a friend to my poor fallen Nut Sack! The poor things were hanging a little low, unfortunately. :-(

All is great, now, though! My balls and scrotum have been tucked, propped up and contoured to perfection. I even had the doc pump a few extra C.C.s in there so I can hang with the Big Ballers. Needless to say, my self esteem is at an all time high!

Definitely can't wait for the Jamboree. I may even step up and enter the Wet Ball Beauty Pageant.
 




Yes, it's getting closer to that time again! Last week I had my balls waxed and I even put on a light blue pinstripe! I'm rarin' to go!
I'm glad your surgery went well and your recovery is progressing nicely!
I do urge all up- coming attendees to make sure their reservations are in order. The hotel still has room availability the last time I checked. But June 20th is less than 4 months away! (Can you believe it?). Don't be left out with shrinkage! More to follow.
 




Was able to have lunch with Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir last Thursday. He's very much on top of his game! He wanted me to let you all know he has hired a replacement for one of his singers who has gone on his mission trip.
We here in the planning dept. are very excited about this year's upcoming Big Balls Jamboree in June! We have some nice surprises in store for you all! So get those balls all "rough" and ready! More to follow.
 




I guess it's too bad Tim won't be at the Big Balls Jamboree in June. We'll enjoy ourselves for him.
Got a call from Tommy Lee, leader of the Testicles, and he said his group had a recording time set up for June 20th. But because of his committment to our Jamboree, he rescheduled his recording session until July! He is a real trooper, and I conveyed our sincere appreciation. We will probably be the first to hear some of his new songs. Thanks, guys!
I hope you all have begun to schedule hotel rooms on Gig Harbor! Remember, the Big Balls Parade begins at 7:00 PM on the 20th!
Attendee reports are running about the same as last year. Let's try and break last year's record! More to follow.
 




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