Family vacation?

You left out the best part of being a sales rep. Take an hour out of your day and get a happy ending massage….all while getting paid!! It’s the best feeling in the world! I laugh at those in HQ!!
Ahh, you said a bad word
I'm gonna tell your mama on you, huh
She gonna whip you, too, huh
Yeah, that's what's she's gonna do
Get down at your bad self
Talking that bad talk
Saying them bad words, oh
You said a bad word
You'd better take it back
'Cause good little girls
Don't talk like that
And if I told your mama
What you said
She'd make you come in the house
And go to bed
But now, wait a minute
We can make a deal
If you do what I tell you
I won't tell your mama on you
Let me whisper in your ear
I don't want everybody
Listening to our business
Come here
Are you gonna do it?
Huh, huh?
Are you gonna do it?
Huh, huh?
Are you gonna do it?
Huh, huh?
Are you gonna do it?
Huh, huh?
 












Oh great the song bandit is back…..
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
 




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I’ve been in the industry over 20 years and I have never stayed at such subpar hotels until I came to Novartis. It’s not a one off, it’s every single Novartis meeting.
Hey Loser: Quit spreading false narratives! Note this recent review of The Dolphin - "This hotel is AMAZING. We were there for 5 nights, but should have done more. We should have done a resort day because we didn’t have time to do all the resort activities. The Dolphin is a great location to easily get to Epcot and Hollywood. The hotel is clean, the beds are so comfortable and they have great restaurants. The hotel staff is so friendly and helpful. I can’t think of one negative thing and can’t wait to go back!"
 




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Hey Loser: Quit spreading false narratives! Note this recent review of The Dolphin - "This hotel is AMAZING. We were there for 5 nights, but should have done more. We should have done a resort day because we didn’t have time to do all the resort activities. The Dolphin is a great location to easily get to Epcot and Hollywood. The hotel is clean, the beds are so comfortable and they have great restaurants. The hotel staff is so friendly and helpful. I can’t think of one negative thing and can’t wait to go back!"

you can’t be serious??who cares what someone said regarding the hotel in a review. If they are used to staying at the Econo Lodge then yes, it’s a nice hotel. Its not a 4-5 star hotel by any means.
 












Stop complaining about the hotel. It’s fine for a meeting. Not like it’s an award trip. What’s annoying is it’s in Orlando.

If flying from the west coast you can’t leave on Monday and get there by the time they want you there. You have to either fly in on Sunday or take a red eye. The meeting registration states will honor hotel requests for Sunday it can’t get there on Monday in time, but you received annoying emails from the meeting planners asking why you are arriving Sunday, when it’s obvious. It’s like a surprise to them this is an issue. Do they not consider flights and arrival times when planning these stupid meetings?
 




Stop complaining about the hotel. It’s fine for a meeting. Not like it’s an award trip. What’s annoying is it’s in Orlando.

If flying from the west coast you can’t leave on Monday and get there by the time they want you there. You have to either fly in on Sunday or take a red eye. The meeting registration states will honor hotel requests for Sunday it can’t get there on Monday in time, but you received annoying emails from the meeting planners asking why you are arriving Sunday, when it’s obvious. It’s like a surprise to them this is an issue. Do they not consider flights and arrival times when planning these stupid meetings?
All to hurry there for a 1 hour general session in which our weak leaders pat themselves on the back, followed by a buffet dinner. Could they not just wait until morning to pat themselves on the back?
We could travel in, order room service, rest and be refreshed and ready to go Tuesday morning. Instead, we will stand in multiple lines of mass chaos all so we can rush in to a useless general session and start the week harried and annoyed.
Apparently any idiot can be a meeting planner.
 




Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..

Look at this closet bitch thinking he’s a super hero
 




V
Hey Loser: Quit spreading false narratives! Note this recent review of The Dolphin - "This hotel is AMAZING. We were there for 5 nights, but should have done more. We should have done a resort day because we didn’t have time to do all the resort activities. The Dolphin is a great location to easily get to Epcot and Hollywood. The hotel is clean, the beds are so comfortable and they have great restaurants. The hotel staff is so friendly and helpful. I can’t think of one negative thing and can’t wait to go back!"
Hey Loser: Apparently, since you read this review, you’re aware it’s a family vacation resort. We will not be with our families, nor will we be on vacation, nor will we have time for resort activities.
We will be in endless general sessions and buffet meals.
All I care about is proximity to the airport, a nice room, and an infrastructure capable of handling our sales force moving at the same time. (Does anyone remember the endless elevator lines in Dallas?!)
 




Hey Loser: Apparently, since you read this review, you’re aware it’s a family vacation resort. We will not be with our families, nor will we be on vacation, nor will we have time for resort activities.
We will be in endless general sessions and buffet meals.
All I care about is proximity to the airport, a nice room, and an infrastructure capable of handling our sales force moving at the same time. (Does anyone remember the endless elevator lines in Dallas?!)
Look at this saucy bitch peeking out of the closet
 




Hey Loser: Apparently, since you read this review, you’re aware it’s a family vacation resort. We will not be with our families, nor will we be on vacation, nor will we have time for resort activities.
We will be in endless general sessions and buffet meals.
All I care about is proximity to the airport, a nice room, and an infrastructure capable of handling our sales force moving at the same time. (Does anyone remember the endless elevator lines in Dallas?!)
Try acting like an adult! Bring me my Olive Garden lunch now!
 




















Don’t laugh free family meals can easily pocket a Pharma rep 20k tax free annually. I know a rep who did a side hustle with his free Pharma food. Made over 40k working 3-4 hours a week on top of his day Pharma job.

Angels on the sideline
Puzzled and amused

Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused

Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one you're bound to divide it
Right in two
 




How many of you are binging your families to stay at the Dolphin on March 18th?

I wouldn’t. Our team was laid off today with no warning and we had already purchased tickets and booked hotels for the meeting. Even though we are expected to work through April we are no longer going to the meeting. Half of us just started in October too.