Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

It's MASSAGE - pee brain.
Monday, go get your eight sigs.
I'm at Olympics !!!!!!!!!

Folks, he's in England.
Dutifully updating HERE!?!?
What a douchebag.

 

[Anonymous]

It's MASSAGE - pee brain.
Monday, go get your eight sigs.
I'm at Olympics !!!!!!!!!

You've brains of a gnat.
Suck your message, not massage.
Javelin your ass.

 

[Anonymous]

Folks, he's in England.
Dutifully updating HERE!?!?
What a douchebag.

That is most correct.
Free wifi at The May Fair.
You so envy me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

That is most correct.
Free wifi at The May Fair.
You so envy me !!!!!

Douchebag is correct!
My God, you know you are one!!
Bet you use Axe spray.

 

[Anonymous]

Douchebag is correct!
My God, you know you are one!!
Bet you use Axe spray.

Why you a hater?
You can live this dream also.
Double dip, sucker !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Why you a hater?
You can live this dream also.
Double dip, sucker !!!

Douchebag is NO dream!
But your fake travel posts are.
Now go get your sigs!

 

[Anonymous]

Douchebag is NO dream!
But your fake travel posts are.
Now go get your sigs!

You - Uncreative.
Lack originality.
You wish you were me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You - Uncreative.
Lack originality.
You wish you were me !!!!!

Don't be so stupid!!
Douchebags are to be laughed at!
Low IQ's - Cheap bling.

 

[Anonymous]

You - Uncreative.
Lack originality.
You wish you were me !!!!!

You're delusional,
so proud of your blah Haikus,
egocentric twit.

 

[Anonymous]

You're delusional,
so proud of your blah Haikus,
egocentric twit.

My life is so great.
Don't be a hater; join me.
Wait, you have no balls !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

My life is so great.
Don't be a hater; join me.
Wait, you have no balls !!!!!

Well, balls in your mouth!!
That's what Douchebag's do! No thanks!
I'd rather mock you.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, balls in your mouth!!
That's what Douchebag's do! No thanks!
I'd rather mock you.

Big words, little guy.
V.I.P. party tonight.
Hangin' with Pippa !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Big words, little guy.
V.I.P. party tonight.
Hangin' with Pippa !!!!!

Wrong spelling dumb azz!
PippIE is your gay lover.
Gay Douchebag love! Gick!!

 

[Anonymous]

Wrong spelling dumb azz!
PippIE is your gay lover.
Gay Douchebag love! Gick!!

You, not on my team.
Afraid to spell the word - ass.
Cater that lunch; tool !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

"Hello, Panera...
...I have a real large order...
...I feed fat nurses"

 

[Anonymous]

"Hello, Panera...
...I have a real large order...
...I feed fat nurses"

Now this is genius.
You are most entertaining.
That other nerd sucks.

 

[Anonymous]

Now this is genius.
You are most entertaining.
That other nerd sucks.

Dream travel, self-rec!
Can you be a bigger Douche?
Nope! You're the biggest!!

 

[Anonymous]

You, not on my team.
Afraid to spell the word - ass.
Cater that lunch; tool !!!!!

You, not on my team?
Well that's just SO BAD Haiku!
You don't know English?

 

[Anonymous]

Dream travel, self-rec!
Can you be a bigger Douche?
Nope! You're the biggest!!

I'm livin' the dream.
You are livin' the nightmare.
Yo, go get a life !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm livin' the dream.
You are livin' the nightmare.
Yo, go get a life !!!!!

A douchebag says what?
Well, mostly it's babbling brags.
And other drivel.