Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Pathetic envy.
Why does he irk you so much.
Go sync your hand held.

he's jealous because...
he is stuck at this dead end.
stay thirsty my friends.

 

[Anonymous]

great morning workout.
followed by steam and sauna.
just chillin' out now.

 

[Anonymous]

Lupron is the bomb.
Triptorelin is dog shit.
Why were you so late.

 

[Anonymous]

My talents are vast.
Amigos, leave this dead end.
Why do you kiss butt?

 

[Anonymous]

In the Big Apple,
At Rockefeller Center.
No work today, Bro.

 

[Anonymous]

My talents are vast.
Amigos, leave this dead end.
Why do you kiss butt?

I'm with the elite.
No one can come close to me.
That's why I am great.

 

[Anonymous]

Today, sixty two.
My tee time is eleven.
I'll shoot seventy !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Today, sixty two.
My tee time is eleven.
I'll shoot seventy !!!

Much cooler today.
No golf but got a massage.
Livin' large, that's me.

 

[Anonymous]

Merry Christmas all.
Happy New Year to you too.
Next year; double dip !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

My resolution;
Work smarter, yes - not harder.
I will double-dip !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

This board is quiet.
Are your resumes all done?
Just double dip, fools !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Happy New Year, tools.
Make a great resolution;
Double dip in twelve.

 

[Anonymous]

another new year.
managers will be shit canned.
what happened to hoy?

 

[Anonymous]

Posts about pipeline.
I laid pipe at P.O A.
Forgot her name, though.

 

[Anonymous]

Let's Guess thread is gone.
Managers are paranoid.
Will it be Laura?

 

[Anonymous]

Posts about pipeline.
I laid pipe at P.O A.
Forgot her name, though.

You forgot her name?
Classy pipester, dreamer too.
Her name's Urlaft Hend.

 

[Anonymous]

You forgot her name?
Classy pipester, dreamer too.
Her name's Urlaft Hend.

You shoot, and you score!
Fiction writing Turd gets clocked!
All is right with World!

 

[Anonymous]

You shoot, and you score!
Fiction writing Turd gets clocked!
All is right with World!

What took you so long?
Dummy needs days to reply.
Why am I so great?

 

[Anonymous]

South Beach tomorrow.
Staying at The Delano.
Life really is great.

 

[Anonymous]

What took you so long?
Dummy needs days to reply.
Why am I so great?

My free time's decreased.
Had to move on past Watson.
Work for living now.