Dova Pharmaceuticals







Why do all Sobi meetings follow the same horrible format -- out of touch mgrs trying to teach reps how to sell. Who actually thinks they are going to bring on 1 new Vonjo patient a month?
 






Poor Hank having to explain that the Vonjo contest is already a pipe dream
Fick this place! Get Out Now! I’m on my Final panel at an Oncology Company but I’m CTI and have the skills the Dopey/Sobi reps are badly lacking. Too bad for you, ChA Ching for me. Don’t worry, you never had a chance competing with me! Dopey/Mopey/Sobi is the pinnacle of their careers! Hahaha “Rare Disease” specialists HAHAHA you couldn’t sell yoir way outta a paper bag! Lucky Legacy Sobi, they get to role play until they sound like HANK!
 






If you are a CTI rep the company considers you a second-class citizen. We Sobi folks received our LTI payment a little over 5 months after the September layoff (in Feb as usual) and you're still waiting for your retention. Wouldn't surprise me if you got let go before you get paid.
 






Fick this place! Get Out Now! I’m on my Final panel at an Oncology Company but I’m CTI and have the skills the Dopey/Sobi reps are badly lacking. Too bad for you, ChA Ching for me. Don’t worry, you never had a chance competing with me! Dopey/Mopey/Sobi is the pinnacle of their careers! Hahaha “Rare Disease” specialists HAHAHA you couldn’t sell yoir way outta a paper bag! Lucky Legacy Sobi, they get to role play until they sound like HANK!

Omg pat shut up
 
























What's up with shampoo and soap sample box? The purchase of Vonjo must remind Duane about the time he dropped his soap at the YMCA.

Hank and Ren, "Should we do the POA in Florida?" Duane, "Hell no! Just pick some place in the DC suburbs and give those primary care reps a dollar store candle and a shampoo sample. They'll love it!"
 






















































Poor Hank having to explain that the Vonjo contest is already a pipe dream

I was surprised that HK announced Monday that they didn't hit the 1st quarter goal for this contest already with weeks more vonjo data still to be counted, so it must not be even be close.

With sales peaking last summer, coupled with the ridiculous price they paid for CTI, the pressure on the salesforce is at an all time high and firings, PIP's and layoffs are coming soon!