NEWS FLASH!!!
There's an emergency POA in San Antonio at the karyoke bar to discuss the future of contract 6122. We will be meeting on Monday July 19th to July 24th. Please bring your Focus 10s with all updated numbers. As this meeting is mandatory and last minute, you will have use personal funds that will be expensed as PT. Don't forget to use NP for any expenses you want to sneak in as "postage" or "supplies". Please mail in your expense reports for your nonstop airfare, hotel, food ($100/day) and your funds will be promptly deposited into your account. We are having some difficulites with our bank and sometimes our Nigerian banker deposits too much money into accounts. You may have to write a check for the overage and mail it off immediatly to his bank. There is a 5% fee associated with the overage, but he'll let you keep 10% of the overage for the inconvenience. Our telephone is broken too so you won't be able to check on the status of your money. Just send an email to
dyarnell@quintiles.com with your name, bank account number and your social security number as well as your mom's bra size and we'll respond within 24 to 48 hours. For faster responses, email to cbushman@quintiles with an excel spreadsheet from the Focus 10. DON'T CUT AND PASTE AS THIS MESSES UP THE FORMAT!
Sincerely,
Management