What reps think of acell

That award is a joke. Half of managers are a joke. The director of sales is the biggest joke of all.

when you have bozo the clown running sales, it’s hard not to think everything is a joke
 






That award is a joke. Half of managers are a joke. The director of sales is the biggest joke of all.

when you have bozo the clown running sales, it’s hard not to think everything is a joke

I don’t know how that guy got to where he is. He knows zero. Zilch. People say he’s fun to be around. That wears off the first time you see him in front of a surgeon. Completely dumbfounded in how somebody can get promoted like he has. It’s like the twilight zone.
 






Same shit from same disgruntled employee. Running out of material. Your posts are in the middle of the day in the week....wow....shocker...why are you not hitting numbers?!?! Leave already!!!
 












I’m extremely jealous!!! Jealous of other reps in medical device sales that don’t have to listen to this ass clown and his ass kissing underlings on how no non-sense they are about hitting numbers. The biggest bunch of wannabe studs who are all a bunch of Peacocks. Their no non-sense attitude is more like no common sense. Tell me one more time about your PASSION for this product and I’m going to puke. It’s more like your passion for money and who cares who we con on the way. You’re all just a bunch of frauds just hoping to hold on long enough for Pat to get everyone a payday if they can con someone into buying this POS company. I’m salty because I believed the lie before coming here. Now I can’t wait to get out.
 






I’m extremely jealous!!! Jealous of other reps in medical device sales that don’t have to listen to this ass clown and his ass kissing underlings on how no non-sense they are about hitting numbers. The biggest bunch of wannabe studs who are all a bunch of Peacocks. Their no non-sense attitude is more like no common sense. Tell me one more time about your PASSION for this product and I’m going to puke. It’s more like your passion for money and who cares who we con on the way. You’re all just a bunch of frauds just hoping to hold on long enough for Pat to get everyone a payday if they can con someone into buying this POS company. I’m salty because I believed the lie before coming here. Now I can’t wait to get out.

I have a confession to make. I left ACell for greener pastures. I come here once in awhile to see something entertaining. I did for awhile, and then I got busy and hadn't checked in awhile. I just caught up and holy cow the last two or three months worth of material here is garbage. Is it true? Yes, most of it. But it's like on permanent repeat. Snooze fest! Give us something new, jerks!
 






Same shit from same disgruntled employee. Running out of material. Your posts are in the middle of the day in the week....wow....shocker...why are you not hitting numbers?!?! Leave already!!!


I’m not an underperformer. I hit my quota both of my years here and I 100% agree with those voicing their concerns about the director of sales. The vast majority of the reps I know think this guy is unqualified and in way over his head. Even my manager thinks he’s a joke and I think they’re supposed to be friends. What does that tell you?

The guy is a fraud. It’s too obvious to argue otherwise with a straight face.
 






ACell Director of Sales = Biggest jackoff in the history of medical device management. No college degree, no experience, dumber than dirt. Take one look at him and you’ll know. Listen to one of his national conference calls and you’ll understand how smart this guy is.


Hahahahaha! So true. I’m leaving this disaster. Bye-bye.
 












ACell Director of Sales = Biggest jackoff in the history of medical device management. No college degree, no experience, dumber than dirt. Take one look at him and you’ll know. Listen to one of his national conference calls and you’ll understand how smart this guy is.


Hard to disagree with this one.
 






They tell us to work saturdays. Get below average pay. Work saturdays. Listen to a your clueless leader jabber on national calls. Work saturdays. Get cruddy $200 car allowance. Work saturdays. Get your comp plan cut. Work saturdays.

This place is hilarious. The people at the top are so lost and the farthest thing from motivating. They treat us like crap, pay us crap, tell us to work saturdays, and expect people to be dedicated to company goals? EVERYONE hates working here. most people i know are checked out and looking to leave. The “leaders” here are creating resentment and we’re all are less motivated than ever. Nobody cares about a company that doesn’t care about them.

Nice culture you’ve created here. This is a hot mess and I bet it shows up in the sales numbers this year.
 






The first time I’ve been glad to have read posts on CP. Was in the initial interview phase but after reading how much of a shit show this place is, I’m moving on and looking elsewhere. Literally the most shit I’ve read on one single company’s page. Good luck!
 






I still work here. In fact my area manager begged me ( and others) not to quit a few months ago because everyone has been quitting on him. Nobody wants to work for a useless manager and a tiny dumb dictator so people are bailing. Sorry if the truth hurts but everyone on our team is running for the exit. Half the team quit in the last 6 months. Can’t argue with the facts.

Where else does your goofball manager beg you not to quit and tells you that you barely have to work if you’re willing to stay? This is the best part time gig in the biz. Don’t worry mate, I’m not going anywhere.
 












I keep seeing this ACell rep strolling around the OR. If I didn’t know better I’d think she’s getting a workout in by doing laps around the OR. She does slow down by the board but doesn’t stop. Do all ACell reps do this or is it just the one that calls on my facility?
 






The best way I can describe ACell is if you have seen the movie Super Troopers. Virtually the same storyline… For instance, this is the film synopsis except I’ll change a few key words and you’ll get the picture.


“Always looking for action, 200 over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated Biologic Reps raise hell in the hospitals, keeping doctors anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Between an ongoing feud with the local reps over whose you-know-what is bigger, and the DOJ wanting to shut them down, the Biologic Reps find themselves precariously and hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction.”

Can't wait to see how this comedy ends...
 






The best way I can describe ACell is if you have seen the movie Super Troopers. Virtually the same storyline… For instance, this is the film synopsis except I’ll change a few key words and you’ll get the picture.


“Always looking for action, 200 over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated Biologic Reps raise hell in the hospitals, keeping doctors anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Between an ongoing feud with the local reps over whose you-know-what is bigger, and the DOJ wanting to shut them down, the Biologic Reps find themselves precariously and hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction.”

Can't wait to see how this comedy ends...
 






I’m not upset I’m here at ACell. I’m actually enjoying the role and do very well. That being said, these post are so accurate it’s scary. I can’t believe the accuracy and detail on this region’s leadership, or lack of. I would probably feel the same way if I wasn’t able to do as well as I have. I will hopefully be able to use my success here to land a better position at a better company. Good luck to those “grinding” against the grain in the region.
 






I've only been with ACell for just over a year now. I heard people at NSM talking about Cafe Pharma and they were laughing hysterically about some of the things that were being said (calling them Tiny Bonacorso and Joke Siebert, I won't even say what they were calling Darren) and how accurate they are. I spent the majority of my evening reading through all of these posts. And I can honestly say this...

At NSM I couldn't help but to notice that as Darren, Tony, Joe, and a few others stood around and were talking, it reminded me a lot of the movie American Psycho. In the scene where they are all in the conference room humble bragging about getting reservations at top restaurants, sizing each other up with each others suits, analyzing haircuts, and comparing business cards. "Marcus and I go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." Let's see Paul Allen's business card... "Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark."

You could just tell each of them showed up to NSM trying to outdo each other and look on top of their game as much as possible, only to analyze each other in person to see where they were outdone. Imagine going through life being that much of a loser. They should have never given these people money.

If you want to full understand this picture I'm painting...
YouTube: American Psycho Card Scene
 






I've only been with ACell for just over a year now. I heard people at NSM talking about Cafe Pharma and they were laughing hysterically about some of the things that were being said (calling them Tiny Bonacorso and Joke Siebert, I won't even say what they were calling Darren) and how accurate they are. I spent the majority of my evening reading through all of these posts. And I can honestly say this...

At NSM I couldn't help but to notice that as Darren, Tony, Joe, and a few others stood around and were talking, it reminded me a lot of the movie American Psycho. In the scene where they are all in the conference room humble bragging about getting reservations at top restaurants, sizing each other up with each others suits, analyzing haircuts, and comparing business cards. "Marcus and I go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." Let's see Paul Allen's business card... "Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark."

You could just tell each of them showed up to NSM trying to outdo each other and look on top of their game as much as possible, only to analyze each other in person to see where they were outdone. Imagine going through life being that much of a loser. They should have never given these people money.

If you want to full understand this picture I'm painting...
YouTube: American Psycho Card Scene