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MARKUN#'S (VERY) LIMITED ''FAKIN' IT'S HAPPENED''
ITS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL WEEK ON THE GOODSHIP MARKEN UK
CHIEF ENGINEER OF EVERYTHING, TUG BOAT WILLY 'THE COKEY STOKER', CONTINUES TO STAY UNDER THE RADAR WHILST HIS HAPLESS 'LEADER' DIDDLEY SQUATUPTOP TAKES FLACK FROM ALL SIDES; MOSTLY FIRED BY HIMSELF AND HIS TEAM.
WE SAID GOODBYE TO A LOYAL SHIPMATE THIS WEEK; BUT DON'T WORRY, THE BOSUN AND HIS BULLY BOY'S AT FELTHAM HARBOUR WERE ONTO IT IN A FLASH. THEY MINIMISED THE DAMAGE BY PREVENTING THE COST OF ALLOWING TOO MANY OF US ON DECK TO PAY OUR RESPECTS. AND THE CHARITY DONATION WAS KEPT TO A MINIMUM TOO (MESSAGE FROM THE WESINATOR: 'PROUD OF YA BOY'S!!! GOTTA PAY BACK THAT 370 MILLION SOMEHOW')
WE REALLY PLUMBED NEW DEPTHS THIS WEEK. DIDN'T THINK WE COULD GET ANY LOWER; I WAS WRONG. MAYDAY... MAYDAY... SINKING FAST.........
ITS BEEN ANOTHER WONDERFUL WEEK ON THE GOODSHIP MARKEN UK
CHIEF ENGINEER OF EVERYTHING, TUG BOAT WILLY 'THE COKEY STOKER', CONTINUES TO STAY UNDER THE RADAR WHILST HIS HAPLESS 'LEADER' DIDDLEY SQUATUPTOP TAKES FLACK FROM ALL SIDES; MOSTLY FIRED BY HIMSELF AND HIS TEAM.
WE SAID GOODBYE TO A LOYAL SHIPMATE THIS WEEK; BUT DON'T WORRY, THE BOSUN AND HIS BULLY BOY'S AT FELTHAM HARBOUR WERE ONTO IT IN A FLASH. THEY MINIMISED THE DAMAGE BY PREVENTING THE COST OF ALLOWING TOO MANY OF US ON DECK TO PAY OUR RESPECTS. AND THE CHARITY DONATION WAS KEPT TO A MINIMUM TOO (MESSAGE FROM THE WESINATOR: 'PROUD OF YA BOY'S!!! GOTTA PAY BACK THAT 370 MILLION SOMEHOW')
WE REALLY PLUMBED NEW DEPTHS THIS WEEK. DIDN'T THINK WE COULD GET ANY LOWER; I WAS WRONG. MAYDAY... MAYDAY... SINKING FAST.........