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Calm before the storm, watch this space.......a whisper in the right ear is all it takes...
Make sure your van is clean first
Calm before the storm, watch this space.......a whisper in the right ear is all it takes...
Make sure your van is clean first
Current Marken employee based in Lon I'm not here to drive a van either but whatever my job I'm fully aware of who is for Marken and who is not fact is the ones exposed as fake Diddly Aubrey should have the bottle to leave so others who value there job can stay and get on with it, WW has done his damage no going back Just make the best of it and move on Hayer & Amine are the clever ones here along with the others who moved on. No point just picking on one particular employee people won't say it but many feel the same despair at how this not only once great company but great station Lon has indeed won the race to the bottom
Well here we are at Kempton Park for the first annual Marken Bullsh!t Stakes!
The runners and riders in this 3 horse race are as follows:- Tug Boat Willy riding Woten Arsol; Droopy McDiddley riding No Cok and Mugglee Whiner riding Lying Cant
And their off. Woten Arsol takes an early lead with No Cok tucked in right behind him just where he likes to be and Lying Cant sniffing at the rear as usual. The first 3 fences named 'Truth', 'Integrity' and 'Honesty' were all removed as it was felt impossible for any of this years runners to clear any of them and the fence called 'Training' wasn't even discussed, the fence called 'Sales' has been so badly neglected that it had rotted away and 'Customer Services' and 'Morale' are now so low that they are barely recognisable and when 'Man Management' was mentioned everyone just burst out laughing as we all know it doesn't exist.
This only leaves our gallant three 5 more fences to clear and none of them should be a problem; watch as they all sail over 'Deception'; marvel as they pass over 'Human Resources' like it wasn't even there, 'Lying' comes naturally to them all; 'Employment Law' is a bit tricky so they all just sneak past it and hope no one notices and then their favourite fence of all 'Bullying Staff' they take twice because it's the only one they're really good at.
Now they're on the final run in to the finish but it's clear who's going to win; no one beats 'The Coker' to a 'line'
Final Result:- 1st Woten Arsol by a swollen nose from 2nd No Cok by a very short length from 3rd Lying Cant right up the rear as usual.
The Trophy will be presented by the CEO.........er...... 'Watch This Space'..................
You can't always believe your ears
Take nothing at face value, get everything you care about in writing and challenge things that appear wrong. HR are interested. You have the right to speak to them.
But remember you do so at your own peril.....
Toot toot
But remember you do so at your own peril.....
Toot toot
Wes has rolled the dice, Now diddly's counting ice
Is his situation dire, fear not he's on project Sapphire
I wonder who'll be next, to take his roll so vexed
My monies on 'the coker', Sh!t I better call my Broker
Sell! Sell! for god sake Sell
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you sad Wanker! get a life! what car park you dogging in tonight?? everyone goes to work and does there job, you have a burning desire to stir and attempt to cause mutiny within the company. you are not being held there against your will. find something else. You fat Fucking moron!
are you seriously making up poems/Songs about MKN employees? Jesus!! I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Go and jetwash your van!
you sad Wanker! get a life! what car park you dogging in tonight?? everyone goes to work and does there job, you have a burning desire to stir and attempt to cause mutiny within the company. you are not being held there against your will. find something else. You fat Fucking moron!
you sad Wanker! get a life! what car park you dogging in tonight?? everyone goes to work and does there job, you have a burning desire to stir and attempt to cause mutiny within the company. you are not being held there against your will. find something else. You fat Fucking moron!
My aren't we testy? Turns me on a bit.