Was there a positive spin on Metabolic?

Best, most accurate post I have ever seen on CP. Metabolic reps sure seem to be in their own imaginary world. That Jim guy should be out raising money for some phoney church like Jim Baker did in the late 80s. He must be not only a brainwasher but a hypnotist as well.
I cant wait for the ax to begin its job as at least we have a shot of them making their expense reduction targets with just the annihilation of the entire metabolic organization.
My honest, eyes wide open fear though, is that it wont be enough to spare many more of us.

Seriously dude, answering your own posts or is it your Multiple Personalities doing it for you? Just checking...
 




Best, most accurate post I have ever seen on CP. Metabolic reps sure seem to be in their own imaginary world. That Jim guy should be out raising money for some phoney church like Jim Baker did in the late 80s. He must be not only a brainwasher but a hypnotist as well.
I cant wait for the ax to begin its job as at least we have a shot of them making their expense reduction targets with just the annihilation of the entire metabolic organization.
My honest, eyes wide open fear though, is that it wont be enough to spare many more of us.

Don't hate us just because you ain't us! We have the evangical edge!
Hallaluyah!!!!! You have no charismatic leader to guide and protect you! Let me hear ya say, Hallaluyah! HCV is done for but Androgel will live on in the light of our spirit.
Gimme one more......HALLELUYAH!!!
 












On what do you base your belief that Metabolic will be the last one standing? The generic testosterone will eventually get preferred managed care. If all Met reps make it til 2016, it will be amiracle!
 












Bet they really sold you Met suckers a real doosey BS story at the NSM.
All kinds of opportunity coming...blah, blah,
Just keep doing what youre doing and we will take good care of you... blah blah.

What a bunch of chumps to fall for that crap!
There isn't anywhere to go when they cut you loose, get it?
Yeah and they don't give you more then a few weeks warning so you can humiliate yourselves in front of docs and staff up till the last minute.
Keep bringing in those Danish and pizzas! LOLOLOOLOL
 




Bet they really sold you Met suckers a real doosey BS story at the NSM.
All kinds of opportunity coming...blah, blah,
Just keep doing what youre doing and we will take good care of you... blah blah.

What a bunch of chumps to fall for that crap!
There isn't anywhere to go when they cut you loose, get it?
Yeah and they don't give you more then a few weeks warning so you can humiliate yourselves in front of docs and staff up till the last minute.
Keep bringing in those Danish and pizzas! LOLOLOOLOL

Nope. Not as good as the doosey BS story they sold you for HCV...blah blah. Sorry Dorothy you can't come back to Kansas you're stuck in HCV and no it's not a bad dream, it's a nightmare and it's your reality.
 




Not original OP but had to weigh in on this.
At least the HCV reps KNOW that their drug is having major difficulties in the market and therefore strongly and logically expect subsequent headcount reductions soon after product launch is over. It has turned into a price war and we have an inferior product that cannot compete with Gilead's on any front.

What the hell does Metabolic see at their beck and call that would avoid their impending doom? Generics, major cardio risk baggage, huge revenue shortfalls with only more to come? Have heard Lupron being bantered about as a possible home for some of you.
That is NOT even close to being a safe haven for more then just a handful of Met reps.
Have you ever played musical chairs? When the music stops and you don't have a seat, you are OUT of the game.
Is AbbVie going to just allow Met reps to suck up salary and benefits indefinitely while your products are dying on the vine. Oh yeah, there is Synthroid, but do you REALLY believe they can keep your army around for a sample drop?
Puhhleese enlighten us as to your logic because maybe we are missing something. Is there a DEFINITE new product coming out SOON to redeem us all? Is there another major company in the works for our acquisition? (yeah that went real well with Shire, you mighta had a chance if that had ever happened)
What are we missing or do they medicate you with some agent that we need to be taking that will make us delusional and oh-so CONTENT also?

This post needs to be required reading for all Metabolic reps. Maybe then they will get a clue.
BTW I am not in HCV, but based on their posts they are very much aware of their true bad situation and are expecting appropriate consequences.
However since they have very recently launched, got to give their survival time way more then metabolics'
 












What did Metabolic's ever do to you for this much venom?

Let me clue you in based on what I have heard from many teammates in Humira:
WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF CARRYING YOU UNDERFORMING REPS IN METABOLICS!!!
Get it? Your area has continued to underperform for a long time but there never seems to be any consequences. Humira reps are constantly under sales pressure and many have been let go for not making numbers.
Metabolics has been known as a lame pony for a very long time with ever increasing bad results with nothing but darker skies on the horizon.
For a while there was talk of a contractual agreement with Solvay that was saving you but it has gone on far too long.
Enough is enough. I got to believe they have plans to deal with your bloated area soon. If not the blowback from other areas under sales pressure will only increase until it is dealt with.
Any questions?
 




Let me clue you in based on what I have heard from many teammates in Humira:
WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF CARRYING YOU UNDERFORMING REPS IN METABOLICS!!!
Get it? Your area has continued to underperform for a long time but there never seems to be any consequences. Humira reps are constantly under sales pressure and many have been let go for not making numbers.
Metabolics has been known as a lame pony for a very long time with ever increasing bad results with nothing but darker skies on the horizon.
For a while there was talk of a contractual agreement with Solvay that was saving you but it has gone on far too long.
Enough is enough. I got to believe they have plans to deal with your bloated area soon. If not the blowback from other areas under sales pressure will only increase until it is dealt with.
Any questions?

Does that mean I cannot get my bikini wax?
 




Let me clue you in based on what I have heard from many teammates in Humira:
WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF CARRYING YOU UNDERFORMING REPS IN METABOLICS!!!
Get it? Your area has continued to underperform for a long time but there never seems to be any consequences. Humira reps are constantly under sales pressure and many have been let go for not making numbers.
Metabolics has been known as a lame pony for a very long time with ever increasing bad results with nothing but darker skies on the horizon.
For a while there was talk of a contractual agreement with Solvay that was saving you but it has gone on far too long.
Enough is enough. I got to believe they have plans to deal with your bloated area soon. If not the blowback from other areas under sales pressure will only increase until it is dealt with.
Any questions?

The same sentiments are shared by many reps outside of humira as well.
The pampering of Metabolics has reached a laughable, inexcusable level.
Either place them now in something that is productive or make the appropriate
business decision and let most of them go! How can anyone justify the masses
in many territories who are just going through the motions with worsening results
and no accountability.
 








Let me clue you in based on what I have heard from many teammates in Humira:
WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF CARRYING YOU UNDERFORMING REPS IN METABOLICS!!!
Get it? Your area has continued to underperform for a long time but there never seems to be any consequences. Humira reps are constantly under sales pressure and many have been let go for not making numbers.
Metabolics has been known as a lame pony for a very long time with ever increasing bad results with nothing but darker skies on the horizon.
For a while there was talk of a contractual agreement with Solvay that was saving you but it has gone on far too long.
Enough is enough. I got to believe they have plans to deal with your bloated area soon. If not the blowback from other areas under sales pressure will only increase until it is dealt with.
Any questions?

Amen from HCV as well. We are in a highly pressurized area that is under the gun
on a daily basis. How long will they let this Metabolics crap go on?
We know that we were dealt a bad hand from many perspectives on our product, but we
also know that the buck, rightly or wrongly, will ultimately stop here.
Yes, several are very disgusted and are looking elsewhere but all know we are accountable
as we are reminded daily.
I have been around Abbott/AbbVie for many years and am completely both amazed and disgusted how the Metabolics organization has been given a free ride for soooo long.
I know that in my territory there are 4 of them covering a very small call plan of doc's.
Lets see some consistency in the company in regards to expectations and start running the entire salesforce like a viable business.
 




Double amen from me and I work over in Metland! Came over from Cardio couple yrs ago but am retirement eligible and want my severance package!!
This place is truly a joke and the Solvay reps are for the most part okay but there are a lot of clueless drones as well that do worship slick Jimmy. Everyone I know just goes through the motions.

Cmon show me the money or I will have to continue doing essentially nothing but collect my nice paycheck. LOL!!
 




Let me clue you in based on what I have heard from many teammates in Humira:
WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF CARRYING YOU UNDERFORMING REPS IN METABOLICS!!!
Get it? Your area has continued to underperform for a long time but there never seems to be any consequences. Humira reps are constantly under sales pressure and many have been let go for not making numbers.
Metabolics has been known as a lame pony for a very long time with ever increasing bad results with nothing but darker skies on the horizon.
For a while there was talk of a contractual agreement with Solvay that was saving you but it has gone on far too long.
Enough is enough. I got to believe they have plans to deal with your bloated area soon. If not the blowback from other areas under sales pressure will only increase until it is dealt with.
Any questions?

Double Amen!! Something stinks about this whole situation. You cant run a business with conflicting standards and expectations.
 




Double Amen!! Something stinks about this whole situation. You cant run a business with conflicting standards and expectations.

Who F@$in' cares about Metabolics??? Synthroid sells itself and Androgel will be switched to generic on every script. I concur completely.....it's BS!! Those reps probably fake every call they make. Who wants to attend a Synthroid talk - nobody. Who wants to attend an Androgel talk...not many. Because you call on mostly primary care you can do many lunches, coffees, etc. but many are probably fake and you take the food home with you (that goes for pharmacy calls too....they are probably all fake) Exhibits? You use those as a JUSTIFIED day off from the field. It's completely a joke!!!

This thread is such BS...no one cares about Metabolics!!!!! Stop the madness already and take this thread down!