The End Is Near

[anonymous]

bloodbath -

30 % of employees laid off.

Another 10% this week.

What dept(s) hit the hardest?

 

[anonymous]

This place was over staffed from day one. Simply realigning to actual work loads. Sad, but the right thing to do.

I'd say on a day where 4 out of 10 employees are pink slipped, "simply realigning to actual workloads" is an understatement.

 

[anonymous]

This place was over staffed from day one. Simply realigning to actual work loads. Sad, but the right thing to do.

When an organization states they were overstaffed and realigning to actual work loads it is trying to tell a story. They are trying to get other labs interested in buying them. They have cut half the staff. They are just trying to survive until some idiot lab buys them.
It won't happen.

 

[anonymous]

When an organization states they were overstaffed and realigning to actual work loads it is trying to tell a story. They are trying to get other labs interested in buying them. They have cut half the staff. They are just trying to survive until some idiot lab buys them.
It won't happen.

Don't forget the special dividend for a job well done...

 

[anonymous]

So who notably got canned?

 

[anonymous]

So who notably got canned?

Charlie the Tuna

 

[anonymous]

Who is that??

 

[anonymous]

Charlie the Tuna

Hmmm, smells like tuna, taste like chicken.

 

[anonymous]

Why are you keeping the doors open? Stop the madness and close the door.

 

[anonymous]

Doors will be closing very soon. Mass exodus has begun.

 

[anonymous]

Doors will be closing very soon. Mass exodus has begun.

Does it seem shady to anyone else to bill through a par company when you are non-par? Didn't anyone learn a lesson from the Ali T debacle?

 

[anonymous]

Does it seem shady to anyone else to bill through a par company when you are non-par? Didn't anyone learn a lesson from the Ali T debacle?

What lab will be doing the par billing? Seems shady...

 

[anonymous]

What lab will be doing the par billing? Seems shady...

Oh no. Here we go again. Do they really want us to tell docs that we are both in network and out of network?

 

[anonymous]

Of coarse you will, you have made a career of flip flopping that include several creative forms of kickbacks

 

[anonymous]

Of coarse you will, you have made a career of flip flopping that include several creative forms of kickbacks

It's of "course" genius.

 

[anonymous]

Rumor is tomorrow is doomsday for MPL. Reps decided to leave. 7 years is long enough for a shitty company.

 

[anonymous]

Mandatory Sales meeting called for ALL MPL sales people on Tuesday...In South Plainfield or Secret Hotel...

 

[anonymous]

No one cares about them, none of them are worth it. MPL will be better off.

 

[anonymous]

Oh foolish one. Do you really think the place will survive with 150 bags a night after all the business is taken away. Ya might want to check the local Wendys. I hear they are looking for burger flippers and a head fry guy.

 

[anonymous]

Mandatory Sales meeting called for ALL MPL sales people on Tuesday...In South Plainfield or Secret Hotel...

These are always Fantastic events to attend. A chance to see management at their Finest.

What will it be:

The Truth
Miracles Do Happen
Steady as She Goes