T. Sutton

[Anonymous]

OMG I hope this thread outlives the legend. Great stuff!!!

 

[Anonymous]

T.Sutton once told me "Life is short, make yours matter" I have always appreciated that advice

 

[anonymous]

T.Sutton once told me "Life is short, make yours matter" I have always appreciated that advice

My fondest Tony quote is when he used to refer to RVP Pat Makris as "Fat Mattress". Still makes me laugh when I think about it.

 

[anonymous]

Heard since TSutton move to Philly the Eagles will now be call ed the Philadelphia Suttons!

 

[anonymous]

ESPN is reporting if Tom Brady's suspension is upheld in court the Patriots will move to sign T. Sutton and start him week 1. The only quote they got from Sutton when finishing his third triathlon that day was, "Brady who? Oh, that Brazilian model bitch's husband that I banged last weekend? He sucks."

 

[anonymous]

T Sutton does not call 911, 911 calls T Sutton.

He can cure diseases by just walking in the room.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He can mail a letter without postage.

Beggars give him money.

He has pitched a no-hitter twice in one game.

He makes onions cry.

Ok....this is getting dumb

 

[anonymous]

He knows what Willis was talking about.

 

[anonymous]

Once changed a flat tire on a van full of nuns using only his baby maker as a jack stand.