T. Sutton

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sutton taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.

 

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sutton has found the cure for cancer and may release it this year.

 

[Anonymous]

"T" came to me in a dream and said your next child will be named Tony. Next morning I wake up to a text from the man saying "It is done". Later in the day FedEx shows up with a sales rep. contract from S&N, written in blood and semen for my future child. Nine months later we had a little girl. People wonder about the name, but she just broke two mil in sales and is up for rep of the year at S&N as a 3 month old. Who among us can question the "T"?

 

[Anonymous]

t sutton is why there is the 4 hour erection warning on Viagra........and he does not need it

 

[Anonymous]

Was the original poster satisfied with the fact discovered here?

 

[Anonymous]

Lance Armstrong did shots of TS's ball sweat and went on to win 7 Tours and beat testicular cancer.

 

[Anonymous]

Was the original poster satisfied with the fact discovered here?

OP here. Yes, I'm satisfied. Satisfied with the facts that many posted, but mainly satisfied because I saw T. Sutton last night.

 

[Anonymous]

Jesus Christ did come back and he now goes by.......

 

[Anonymous]

His semen is heralded all over the world and he doesn't even know how to swim.

 

[Anonymous]

I went to Peru to seek a spiritual ayahuasca treatment. In the middle of the jungle, my medicine man appeared. T Sutton guided me through the universe, showed me the meaning of life, and then he summoned the rain to wash my sins away. T Sutton is a god to me, I will never forget our moment in time.

 

[Anonymous]

T.SUTTON I LOVE YOU !

 

[Anonymous]

ive never heard of T Sutton but this is the best thread ever on CP. At least theres still some humor out there

 

[Anonymous]

ive never heard of T Sutton but this is the best thread ever on CP. At least theres still some humor out there

If you ever do meet T Sutton, this thread will be even that much more hilarious.

And that wasn't a compliment to the Legend, T Sutton.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't even work at SNN but my knitting group heard about this thread. We just want you to know its all true! We can't get enough of T and look forward to his "visits" OMG he is hot hot hot Mmmmmm

 

[Anonymous]

Bigfoot took a picture of T. Sutton!!

 

[Anonymous]

At the annual company picnic and softball game last year, T Sutton hit a lead off grand slam to start the game.

 

[Anonymous]

Dolphins pay to swim with him.

 

[Anonymous]

And I heard he breeds Unicorns, could that be true?

 

[Anonymous]

A waitress at an Outback accidentally gave T.Sutton a rare steak instead of a well-done steak. T. proceeded to have sex with her on the table and said "Now that's well-done!"

 

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sutton invented gluten free