T. Sutton

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Did you know T. Sutton is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol’ T. Sutton pushes the priest aside and says, ‘I’ll baptize that piece of calimari!’ Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, ‘There! You’re baptized!’” ....My son is still blind to this day!
 






You know how Sutton served three tours in ‘Nam? Well, I’m in Corpus Christi on business trip a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough, it’s Ho Tran Sutton
 




































let me tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Sutton, but there weren’t any horses around... Well, Sutton throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn’t you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Sutton decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me, when someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human!'”
 














































































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