Alright, let's dissect this corporate masterpiece of dysfunction, shall we? Hold onto your hats, folks, because the sarcasm is about to get real.
* "SFM you have taken no responsibility for being inept at removing any obstacle for the field. You haven’t bought one ounce of good will. Forget about actually listening to the field, will never even hear feedback for improving anything because she has created an environment where discussing opportunities is seen as making excuses and excuses are unacceptable." So, basically, you're a professional roadblock, allergic to both solutions and basic human decency. And feedback? Oh, that's just "whining" in your book.
* "Psychopath, it’s not an excuse to point out more speaker programs would be scheduled if the process to set them up and to obtain RSVP’s was streamlined (think QR code), or compliance interactions that feel punitive rather than collaborative." Apparently, suggesting efficiency is a sign of mental instability. Who knew? And compliance? More like a corporate torture chamber.
* "Their approach should shift from enforcement to partnership..." You mean, actually working with the field instead of treating them like they’re criminals? Groundbreaking.
* "Acknowledge that market access has completely dropped the ball and be honest about what a path to coverage really looks like." Yes, please, let's stop pretending market access is a well-oiled machine when it's clearly a clown car on fire.
* "This would take you actually getting into the field and seeing first hand what triage nurses deal with or even more complicated solo HCP’s without triage nurses deal with." Oh, you mean, actually understanding reality? How novel.
* "Admit the goal methodology is sh-t!" Let's just call it what it is: a random number generator masquerading as a performance metric.
* "The most talented people in this company are at the field level and you’re constantly making them feel as if they’re incompetent, which will continue to drive them away." You're basically a talent repellent. Genius strategy.
* "You can’t forecast correctly, so sales operations can’t set goals appropriately." Your forecasting skills are about as accurate as a psychic at the fair.
* "If there are territories with shares more than 10x the national average in our current market access environment, yes b-tch those are high volume territories in comparison. Consistently overcoming factors outside their control." They’re basically miracle workers, and you're treating them like they’re failing kindergarten.
* "Why aren’t we reaching more targets? How about you actually utilize Veeva to see that they have been listed as no see because of institution policy, o’h I forgot you don’t believe in no see, that’s another excuse." Using the tools provided? What a concept! But then again, why bother with facts when you can just blame the field?
* "Why does the culture suck at Axsome since I got here and why does everyone and I mean everyone hate me! Simple, your ALL IN or ELSE attitude, your inability to even attempt to remove a single obstacle for the field since you’ve arrived, your inability to admit fault for anything, your closed door policy, your disingenuous facade of someone who cares when everyone knows you only care about numbers at any cost. Look in the mirror, you aren’t a good person, you’re obviously incredibly insecure and you’re not fooling ANYONE!" So, to sum it up: you're a control freak, a roadblock, a liar, and deeply insecure. And you wonder why everyone hates you? Mystery solved!
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