Rampant Ilumya TM Favoritism

Yeah, everyone is a tuff guy behind the computer screen. Curb stomp? Really?
You Candy Ass Mother Fucker! Let’s see whose bumping their gums in Orlando-Can’t wait for you to show your bitch ass face
 


















Tell that rep to “bring it on”! It’s been awhile since I got to kick anyone’s ass. Frankly I’m really looking forward to that mouthy fuck serving up some of his shit so I can knock him the fuck out!! I have never seen one of those reps even remotely pull their weight. You could do an ad campaign with better results than what they actually sell. Bringing Starbucks and pastries hardly qualifies as a talent. They are here and pissed because they can’t get any kind of job anywhere else. Blame it on who anyone you want but run your mouth against the TM force and I’ll be the first one to send you to the dentist Muther Fucker.

Get ready for an ass kicking you fat chicken shit. I’ll tattoo Absorbica on your forehead with my fist.
 












You guys r 2 funny. This thread is probably written by a couple of Abbvie Reps looking to get a charge out of you. Don’t be distracted or it will end your career.
So let’s see...why did you leave your last job? Uhhh I threatened a co-worker. Brilliant!!! Chill and sell.
 






No rep in this company should be talking shit about anything! Ilumya...seriously!? Horrible launch (from Sun, not necessarily the reps) that's tracking at like 10% of their predictions. Couple things about that, first...HOLY SHIT! Next, Sun cannot justify keeping a high paid sales force with numbers like that. At some point you will be interviewing for your jobs like the Absorica team did. Second, Sun has absolutely destroyed Absorica and all that was good about it. The constant stocking issues, the price increases and reduced copay card help has only helped doctors move away from using it and relying more on generics. This company is in a serious downward spiral!! I hope you all are ready to start interviewing to keep your current jobs, because you are months away from doing it again.
 






No rep in this company should be talking shit about anything! Ilumya...seriously!? Horrible launch (from Sun, not necessarily the reps) that's tracking at like 10% of their predictions. Couple things about that, first...HOLY SHIT! Next, Sun cannot justify keeping a high paid sales force with numbers like that. At some point you will be interviewing for your jobs like the Absorica team did. Second, Sun has absolutely destroyed Absorica and all that was good about it. The constant stocking issues, the price increases and reduced copay card help has only helped doctors move away from using it and relying more on generics. This company is in a serious downward spiral!! I hope you all are ready to start interviewing to keep your current jobs, because you are months away from doing it again.

A few poems from the management and a couple of bar room brawls between Ilumya and Absorica high strung reps should help sales! One big happy family.
 






























It's off to Orlando
To take in the show
After the worst launch in pharma
Our leadership averting karma
Lies will be rampant, as will threats
While TM's endure major regrets
Get more BI's will be the theme
Knowing our HUB is a sad scheme
In the end there will be despair
As most TM's realize it's useless to care
 


















Ilumya team is going to Orlando because they are a Mickey Mouse salesforce led by Goofy and Dopey.


200w.webp
 






It's off to Orlando
To take in the show
After the worst launch in pharma
Our leadership averting karma
Lies will be rampant, as will threats
While TM's endure major regrets
Get more BI's will be the theme
Knowing our HUB is a sad scheme
In the end there will be despair
As most TM's realize it's useless to care

Signed Bangladesh Bobby.
 


















It's off to Orlando
To take in the show
After the worst launch in pharma
Our leadership averting karma
Lies will be rampant, as will threats
While TM's endure major regrets
Get more BI's will be the theme
Knowing our HUB is a sad scheme
In the end there will be despair
As most TM's realize it's useless to care

Sad but true! Great poem though!