Rampant Ilumya TM Favoritism

[anonymous]

You shut up or I’ll kick your ass too soy boy.

Wow. Could this get any worse or more embarrassing for a company? Threats of fighting, layoffs, people disgusted by the blame game, and mid to senior leadership throwing everyone under the bus. What a shit show. Embarrassed.

 

[anonymous]

Apparently there is one Absorbica jerk in the North East that has been going around saying he’s gonna punch the fuck out of all the Biologic TM’s at the upcoming Orlando meeting.

What the hell is going on here?

I’ve been here a while and have seen a lot.
But I’ll tell you this. It starts at the top, I’ll give you more later.

 

[anonymous]

I’ve been here a while and have seen a lot.
But I’ll tell you this. It starts at the top, I’ll give you more later.

Just keep on talking fool

 

[anonymous]

Wow. Could this get any worse or more embarrassing for a company? Threats of fighting, layoffs, people disgusted by the blame game, and mid to senior leadership throwing everyone under the bus. What a shit show. Embarrassed.

We will keep throwing every one under the bus. You can’t even sell anyway

 

[anonymous]

Apparently there is one Absorbica jerk in the North East that has been going around saying he’s gonna punch the fuck out of all the Biologic TM’s at the upcoming Orlando meeting.

What the hell is going on here?

Tell that absorbica rep to “bring it on”! It’s been awhile since I got to kick anyone’s ass. Frankly I’m really looking forward to that mouthy fuck serving up some of his shit so I can knock him the fuck out!! I have never seen one of those reps even remotely pull their weight. You could do an ad campaign with better results than what they actually sell. Bringing Starbucks and pastries hardly qualifies as a talent. They are here and pissed because they can’t get any kind of job anywhere else. Blame it on who anyone you want but run your mouth against the TM force and I’ll be the first one to send you to the dentist Muther Fucker.

 

[anonymous]

Is the meeting going to be filmed
on Jerry Springer? That may bring in more views that the DTC advertisements.

 

[anonymous]

Tell that absorbica rep to “bring it on”! It’s been awhile since I got to kick anyone’s ass. Frankly I’m really looking forward to that mouthy fuck serving up some of his shit so I can knock him the fuck out!! I have never seen one of those reps even remotely pull their weight. You could do an ad campaign with better results than what they actually sell. Bringing Starbucks and pastries hardly qualifies as a talent. They are here and pissed because they can’t get any kind of job anywhere else. Blame it on who anyone you want but run your mouth against the TM force and I’ll be the first one to send you to the dentist Muther Fucker.

I agree! It’s time for god damn curb stomp!

 

[anonymous]

Tell that absorbica rep to “bring it on”! It’s been awhile since I got to kick anyone’s ass. Frankly I’m really looking forward to that mouthy fuck serving up some of his shit so I can knock him the fuck out!! I have never seen one of those reps even remotely pull their weight. You could do an ad campaign with better results than what they actually sell. Bringing Starbucks and pastries hardly qualifies as a talent. They are here and pissed because they can’t get any kind of job anywhere else. Blame it on who anyone you want but run your mouth against the TM force and I’ll be the first one to send you to the dentist Muther Fucker.

Really ?

 

[anonymous]

Things are bad. Before mutiny strikes how about Kyle F jump on a call and tell sales team truth about all these rumors. Rumors are spreading and it’s tanking morale. I bet there will be some drunk idiots that get into it while in Orlando because of the hate felt towards Iluyma division. Tell me again why is Ilumya team going to Orlando when we are way behind goal and nothing new to rollout? Save the rah rah speech. I’d gladly step aside for the favored ones to be applauded and stay in the field working.

 

[anonymous]

Things are bad. Before mutiny strikes how about Kyle F jump on a call and tell sales team truth about all these rumors. Rumors are spreading and it’s tanking morale. I bet there will be some drunk idiots that get into it while in Orlando because of the hate felt towards Iluyma division. Tell me again why is Ilumya team going to Orlando when we are way behind goal and nothing new to rollout? Save the rah rah speech. I’d gladly step aside for the favored ones to be applauded and stay in the field working.

Just for fun- read the above in Abhays accent and tell me it’s not the same syntax...is our CEO really posting here??

 

[anonymous]

Kyle F, Steve C and Abhay G are all nice people but they have led one of the most spectacular fails in the industry of recent memory. Will be taught in MBA courses unless they turn it around in .. oh 1 month now to Ris

 

[anonymous]

Just for fun- read the above in Abhays accent and tell me it’s not the same syntax...is our CEO really posting here??

Wow ! You nailed it ! It’s totally him

 

[anonymous]

Kyle F, Steve C and Abhay G are all nice people but they have led one of the most spectacular fails in the industry of recent memory. Will be taught in MBA courses unless they turn it around in .. oh 1 month now to Ris

I think the HBR article is already being written

 

[anonymous]

Wow ! You nailed it ! It’s totally him

Time for DSS to call him home as a failure or kick him to the street. He isn’t family so risk has to be high he is out

I called the Jester (remember him !!$&@$), I called JSP and the Ophtha mafia, I called Mcavoy, now I call Abhay

Soon Kyle and Mark but not just yet...

 

[anonymous]

Time for DSS to call him home as a failure or kick him to the street. He isn’t family so risk has to be high he is out

I called the Jester (remember him !!$&@$), I called JSP and the Ophtha mafia, I called Mcavoy, now I call Abhay

Soon Kyle and Mark but not just yet...

Thanks Patty or Michele - one of you for sure

 

[anonymous]

Just for fun- read the above in Abhays accent and tell me it’s not the same syntax...is our CEO really posting here??

Dead-on. It’s exactly how he speaks.

 

[anonymous]

Things are bad. Before mutiny strikes how about Kyle F jump on a call and tell sales team truth about all these rumors. Rumors are spreading and it’s tanking morale. I bet there will be some drunk idiots that get into it while in Orlando because of the hate felt towards Iluyma division. Tell me again why is Ilumya team going to Orlando when we are way behind goal and nothing new to rollout? Save the rah rah speech. I’d gladly step aside for the favored ones to be applauded and stay in the field working.

And just tell us why are things so bad?
And what are YOU doing to make it better?

 

[anonymous]

Things are bad. Before mutiny strikes how about Kyle F jump on a call and tell sales team truth about all these rumors. Rumors are spreading and it’s tanking morale. I bet there will be some drunk idiots that get into it while in Orlando because of the hate felt towards Iluyma division. Tell me again why is Ilumya team going to Orlando when we are way behind goal and nothing new to rollout? Save the rah rah speech. I’d gladly step aside for the favored ones to be applauded and stay in the field working.

Ilumya team is going to Orlando because they are a Mickey Mouse salesforce led by Goofy and Dopey.

 

[anonymous]

Fuck you & the horse you rode in on!

 

[anonymous]

Things are bad. Before mutiny strikes how about Kyle F jump on a call and tell sales team truth about all these rumors. Rumors are spreading and it’s tanking morale. I bet there will be some drunk idiots that get into it while in Orlando because of the hate felt towards Iluyma division. Tell me again why is Ilumya team going to Orlando when we are way behind goal and nothing new to rollout? Save the rah rah speech. I’d gladly step aside for the favored ones to be applauded and stay in the field working.

Not quite the right English ... hmmm I wonder who wrote thus ?