Please explain

[anonymous]

You’re free to not read it and shut the fuck up.

Uh oh, an Abbvie analytics employee is VERY offended no one wanted to read his novella hahaha

 

[anonymous]

Uh oh, an Abbvie analytics employee is VERY offended no one wanted to read his novella hahaha

Uh oh, a moron has poor reading comprehension skills hahaha

 

[anonymous]

Uh oh, a moron has poor reading comprehension skills hahaha

Burn

 

[anonymous]

You’re adorable. When was your last promotion, rep? And no, a title change to senior or executive rep does not count. You’d be angry if you knew how many raises I’ve received in the last 15 months. Those “redundant” spreadsheets pay well. Especially with a computational finance background with strategy and BD experience. I get it. You tell your friends and family that you’re important to healthcare, but they don’t know that you aren’t allowed to think on your own and that you wear a name tag like a Footlocker associate. Redundancy is asking Sharon for the lunch calendar. Keep reaching and trying to find anything to make a salient point. The fact remains that your job is a joke and you have no discernible skills. Good luck on your pursuit of your District’s Champion Award or your top 25% in Q3’22 resume bullet point.

what a c*nt

 

[anonymous]

the question is do we need YOU? you work 10:30-2 on good days. you get a free car to take you to offices that wont see you. And you cater lunches to a couple offices you THINK like seeing you. When your sales are great, you believe its all you. When your sales are poor, you blame the company.
Sorry to surprise you but..... you are a moron

lol...so true

 

[anonymous]

You’re adorable. When was your last promotion, rep? And no, a title change to senior or executive rep does not count. You’d be angry if you knew how many raises I’ve received in the last 15 months. Those “redundant” spreadsheets pay well. Especially with a computational finance background with strategy and BD experience. I get it. You tell your friends and family that you’re important to healthcare, but they don’t know that you aren’t allowed to think on your own and that you wear a name tag like a Footlocker associate. Redundancy is asking Sharon for the lunch calendar. Keep reaching and trying to find anything to make a salient point. The fact remains that your job is a joke and you have no discernible skills. Good luck on your pursuit of your District’s Champion Award or your top 25% in Q3’22 resume bullet point.

You must not have worked with great sales reps before. Selling is a skill that encompasses a million other skills, and it keeps the lights on at the company.

 

[anonymous]

You must not have worked with great sales reps before. Selling is a skill that encompasses a million other skills, and it keeps the lights on at the company.

Fair enough. What’s the gross demand from your territory and which entities purchase the most? What’s the effective discount rate, break even, and net? Which access agreements have you negotiated? What assets have the field added to our pipeline? Market Access sells, pharma reps promote. There’s a difference.

 

[anonymous]

Fair enough. What’s the gross demand from your territory and which entities purchase the most? What’s the effective discount rate, break even, and net? Which access agreements have you negotiated? What assets have the field added to our pipeline? Market Access sells, pharma reps promote. There’s a difference.

you know better than to ask sales those questions! They have a closet full of old suits and trunk full of expired literature, not a helpful finance degree

 

[anonymous]

Fair enough. What’s the gross demand from your territory and which entities purchase the most? What’s the effective discount rate, break even, and net? Which access agreements have you negotiated? What assets have the field added to our pipeline? Market Access sells, pharma reps promote. There’s a difference.

The fact that you were writing this on an internet forum at 5:30pm on a Saturday night is clearly a cry for help.

Are you ok, bud? Therapy will be more effective at helping you find fulfillment and validation than cafe pharma. No one here cares about your sad life

 

[anonymous]

The fact that you were writing this on an internet forum at 5:30pm on a Saturday night is clearly a cry for help.

Are you ok, bud? Therapy will be more effective at helping you find fulfillment and validation than cafe pharma. No one here cares about your sad life

Shh! Your liberal arts education is showing. There’s no telling what time someone makes a post, dumbass. The forum captures are EDT, and on September 22, it will change to EST. Once again, run your posts by your managers first. There’s a reason that you idiots are not allowed to attempt extemporaneous thoughts or speech.

 

[anonymous]

Shh! Your liberal arts education is showing. There’s no telling what time someone makes a post, dumbass. The forum captures are EDT, and on September 22, it will change to EST. Once again, run your posts by your managers first. There’s a reason that you idiots are not allowed to attempt extemporaneous thoughts or speech.

Hahahah ok Whether it's 3pm or 5pm....you're still posting on an internet forum on a Saturday. Probably from mommy's basement.

 

[anonymous]

Shh! Your liberal arts education is showing. There’s no telling what time someone makes a post, dumbass. The forum captures are EDT, and on September 22, it will change to EST. Once again, run your posts by your managers first. There’s a reason that you idiots are not allowed to attempt extemporaneous thoughts or speech.

hahahahah ok. Whether it was 3pm or 5pm, you’re still posting on an Internet forum on a Saturday. Probably from mommy’s basement

 

[anonymous]

hahahahah ok. Whether it was 3pm or 5pm, you’re still posting on an Internet forum on a Saturday. Probably from mommy’s basement

Made to look stupid? Just change your point. Then go with the “mom’s basement” burn. It works every time. When you are done, have another can of wine, go back to putting in your calls for the day, and imagining all of the happy faces when you bring in 22 soft serve cups.

- The Idiot’s Guide to Being a Pharmaceutical Rep

 

[anonymous]

The fact that you were writing this on an internet forum at 5:30pm on a Saturday night is clearly a cry for help.

Are you ok, bud? Therapy will be more effective at helping you find fulfillment and validation than cafe pharma. No one here cares about your sad life

 

[anonymous]

Made to look stupid? Just change your point. Then go with the “mom’s basement” burn. It works every time. When you are done, have another can of wine, go back to putting in your calls for the day, and imagining all of the happy faces when you bring in 22 soft serve cups.

- The Idiot’s Guide to Being a Pharmaceutical Rep

This guy is upset I bring his wife extra soft serve cups while he’s stuck in his office.

 

[anonymous]

This guy is upset I bring his wife extra soft serve cups while he’s stuck in his office.

This is no more upsetting than playing a board game with a toddler. Love that puerile rep humor. Hearkens you back to 4th period P.E. where you enjoyed taking a good wedgie. I bet that you get excited about side boob, loser. Although I admire the courage and resilience it takes to keep trying when you’ve been outwitted and you leave for work each day dressed like the Buca di Beppo waitstaff, you’ve got to do better.

 

[anonymous]

This is no more upsetting than playing a board game with a toddler. Love that puerile rep humor. Hearkens you back to 4th period P.E. where you enjoyed taking a good wedgie. I bet that you get excited about side boob, loser. Although I admire the courage and resilience it takes to keep trying when you’ve been outwitted and you leave for work each day dressed like the Buca di Beppo waitstaff, you’ve got to do better.

Funny! Your wife says the same thing when I’m leaving. “Wished my loser husband could do better.” As she finishes her soft serve.

 

[anonymous]

Funny! Your wife says the same thing when I’m leaving. “Wished my loser husband could do better.” As she finishes her soft serve.

You and your mother need help, son. I told you that I’m sorry about the divorce.

 

[anonymous]

Funny! Your wife says the same thing when I’m leaving. “Wished my loser husband could do better.” As she finishes her soft serve.

You also may want to get tadalafil for your “soft serve,” Ed!

 

[anonymous]

You and your mother need help, son. I told you that I’m sorry about the divorce.

It’s ok. Now you know why she walks funny after you see soft serve cups in the trash when you get home.