PIPs already?!

[anonymous]

Anyone have an end of PIP update?

 

[anonymous]

Update? I don’t even know when it ends!

 

[anonymous]

It’s me, hi I’m the problem, it’s me
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me
It’s me, hi, everybody agrees, everybody agrees

Just over here selling the hell outta Voquezna with my toolkit!

- huge sales budget cuts = lower activity (duh)
- dwarf sized lunch budget (month 4 in a $5.8 billion dollar GERD market launch)
- You want me to what? Cancel all existing face to face provider lunches once I reach $2k? Excuse me?
- Drop in spend + drop in activity + drop in face to face provider lunches = drop in sales you rocket scientists
- had to fill my dinner meeting with janitorial staff at the local hospital to check the box
- New writers are a huge metric. The reps don’t know when a provider RX’s …..oh wait, you all know? Is that the phone book of FIA data you’re sitting on to see over the windshield? Speechless
- Pull through isn’t realistic when you all hide the data.
- so how many RX’s are really send to Blink for this bogus high fill rate they have?
- what do you mean non-erosive isn’t “covered”??
- what do you mean we only buy one data package?
- that’s so nice you let me know when a provider has RX’d & failed over 5 times! Too late! Every rep needs immediate data.
- offices need to train with Ringlng Brothers to get one lone RX covered & filled.
- keep selling! We are putting you on a PIP to motivate you!
- no prior issues? Ta- daaahhh we just documented a few in your field coaching report.
- The Culture Club turned Vulture Club.
- same performance and my bonus is 65 % less?

Thanks Phathom.

 

[anonymous]

Chat is so bad we got assigned a wall monitor

 

[anonymous]

Chat is so bad we got assigned a wall monitor

Hilarious. This company needs a hall monitor

 

[anonymous]

The silence is deafening . Are all the PIP people gone ?

 

[anonymous]

The silence is deafening . Are all the PIP people gone ?

That's right. We're all gone and busy interviewing. We can't take the holidays off because we got no severence.

 

[anonymous]

That's right. We're all gone and busy interviewing. We can't take the holidays off because we got no severence.

See ya suckers!! Starting to pack now for my trip to Greece.

 

[anonymous]

See ya suckers!! Starting to pack now for my trip to Greece.

You are one SICK FREAK. I hope your plane goes down! A disgusting disgrace of a person. GOD DID NOT MAKE YOU.

 

[anonymous]

You are one SICK FREAK. I hope your plane goes down! A disgusting disgrace of a person. GOD DID NOT MAKE YOU.

PP goes in the VV

 

[anonymous]

See ya suckers!! Starting to pack now for my trip to Greece.

Good luck hanging out with the so called senior leaders.

 

[anonymous]

That's right. We're all gone and busy interviewing. We can't take the holidays off because we got no severence.

The question is, who isn’t interviewing? (Besides the top 10-15 reps making any money?)

 

[anonymous]

The question is, who isn’t interviewing? (Besides the top 10-15 reps making any money?)

Been double dipping for months.

 

[anonymous]

When are PIPS over??

 

[anonymous]

When are PIPS over??

Before Thursday's re-org call.

 

[anonymous]

You are one SICK FREAK. I hope your plane goes down! A disgusting disgrace of a person. GOD DID NOT MAKE YOU.

You sound like a disgrace…wtf is wrong with you? Seriously. Go touch some grass

 

[anonymous]

You are one SICK FREAK. I hope your plane goes down! A disgusting disgrace of a person. GOD DID NOT MAKE YOU.

Put the crack pipe down now!

 

[anonymous]

Before Thursday's re-org call.

That’s phucked up!

 

[anonymous]

That’s phucked up!

Sure is. But it is JJ track record to layoff before the holidays.

 

[anonymous]

When are PIPS over??

So then what’s gonna happen on Joe’s call? When’s the reorg ? Are there gonna be new PIPS?