Just wish we would grow up and sell onc like our competitors and NOT primary care. Pods in oncology aren't cool. Our customers hate it, (and some of us), thanks to the stupidity of this antiquated sales model. Can we graduate to solo selling?
Oncology resignations to come
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I have never participated in the foolish system. I function alone and never as a team. Teams don't work mavericks do. I am numero uno!
Had a very productive afternoon on the links. Made considerable money on the side.
19th hole quite heavily leveraged with the best libations and bovine stomach fillers. That delislingers is how you become and remain numero uno!
I had to laugh yesterday. A Merck delislinger was thrown out of an office for not providing a suitable lunch fare. The in-house porkers were not satiated!
I gave up placating the office slobs long ago. I send Omaha steaks directly to the Doctor's home. Action has been a complete winner as am I.
Had a very interesting conversation with internal management. The cuts have begun with an overall goal of 45% reduction in the Oncology group. At last!
Don't know if 45% is necessary but common sense dictates that cuts should happen. Could see a third.
Notifications are anticipated to be announced on the 15 the. Thanks to the powers that be!
You are my idol. Everyday, I strive to be as wonderful as you are. Merck should have someone kissing your ass everyday because you are one in a million.
Thank you for leading the way.
I have a much better part of my anatomy that you can kiss and I am sure you are adept at the maneuver!
I have given the invite. I am waiting the fly is open.
Looking for my magnifying glass and tweezers
I observe that you are a real clock stopper/disenvited/skag!
Now we know why you’re called Shorty.
Better pull up your zipper, you’re embarrassing yourself a/ hole.
Real men know their endowments. We laugh at your genetically deprived anatomy. We men stand proudly at the urinal not the last one down the line hugging the porcelain so now to be seen.
I thought this thread was about oncology resignations? Jeez. 
OK, Shorty. Whatever you say. Better get to work, your customer base is waiting for their donuts.
Be sure you wash your hands after you stalk the men’s room.