OBU October Zone POA

Just got my jeans for the meeting at Sam's Club. I will definitely look great and more importantly comfy. Thanks new culture!

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AXEL Black Rock Relaxed Straight Denim

Black jeans are not business appropriate...only blue
 












I only have one pair of jeans. Can I wear them every day of our conference? What if I spoil them? Does the hotel have washers/dryers for guest use? Need counsel for our new dress culture.
 






I only have one pair of jeans. Can I wear them every day of our conference? What if I spoil them? Does the hotel have washers/dryers for guest use? Need counsel for our new dress culture.
You "business casual" people are clowns. Why don't you dry hump your pillow when you check in and spend all week with "oatmeal in your pants" you fricken cracker!
 




































What do vacancies have to do with blue jeans???? Stay on point!
Spot On! This new jean culture will scare away good reps who want to work for a professional organization. Just say NO to jeans and sweatshirts except for going to a football game. Have pride in your business attire! Look sharp and success will come!
 












Spot On! This new jean culture will scare away good reps who want to work for a professional organization. Just say NO to jeans and sweatshirts except for going to a football game. Have pride in your business attire! Look sharp and success will come!
You're a fucking moron! What will scare away the good reps is the lack of our toxic culture we have here now.
 






You're a fucking moron! What will scare away the good reps is the lack of our toxic culture we have here now.
We all need to take a chill pill. Relax! Some folks want to wear jeans and look like high schoolers. Some folks want to wear business casual and look like successful professionals. We all have a right to wear what we want with our new culture. However, using profanity and calling someone a moron should not be permitted with our new "soft" culture. We all hope to receive a participation award at our upcoming meeting. Have a nice and comfy dat.
 






We all need to take a chill pill. Relax! Some folks want to wear jeans and look like high schoolers. Some folks want to wear business casual and look like successful professionals. We all have a right to wear what we want with our new culture. However, using profanity and calling someone a moron should not be permitted with our new "soft" culture. We all hope to receive a participation award at our upcoming meeting. Have a nice and comfy dat.
If anyone needs to "chill" it's you. Wearing jeans is not slacking, it's not sloppy, and "soft". Happy employees who feel valued work harder, it's a proven fact! There is a reason that companies like Genentech, Amgen, Google, Apple are CONSISTENTLY the TOP COMPANIES TO WORK FOR AND ATTRACT TOP TALENT and SHIRE DOESN'T....coincidence!?!?
 






You're a fucking moron! What will scare away the good reps is the lack of our toxic culture we have here now.

These "no jeans" people are pretty funny. Here's the truth, what you are really afraid of is that you will appear dumb if your not "dressed for success". Newsflash - no amount of dressing for success is going to fix your stupidity. Take KK, she wears $10K dresses to meetings and she's still a mental midget! No amount of dressing up is going to change that. So, if "no jeans" people aren't dressing up their real fear is that will be exposed as stupid...and not looking good. We then have the double looser category. Take V. Noble in marketing, she dresses like she just rolled out of bed and she's not bright. Sorry Hippie Vickie but you loose all the way around and don't even have "dressing sharp" to fall back on. Forget eyelove, you need full body love! The moral, be smart and show up smart and no body cares if you wear jeans. The end!
 






These "no jeans" people are pretty funny. Here's the truth, what you are really afraid of is that you will appear dumb if your not "dressed for success". Newsflash - no amount of dressing for success is going to fix your stupidity. Take KK, she wears $10K dresses to meetings and she's still a mental midget! No amount of dressing up is going to change that. So, if "no jeans" people aren't dressing up their real fear is that will be exposed as stupid...and not looking good. We then have the double looser category. Take V. Noble in marketing, she dresses like she just rolled out of bed and she's not bright. Sorry Hippie Vickie but you loose all the way around and don't even have "dressing sharp" to fall back on. Forget eyelove, you need full body love! The moral, be smart and show up smart and no body cares if you wear jeans. The end!

Hilarious and true
 


















Hippie Vickie & Dumb-Dumb Dempsey, what a "superhero" er "super idiot" duo. Remember when they sent us superhero capes? What a waste of money, but my kids liked it.

Waste of money? I gave that cape to my neighbors kids. They think I'm the best neighbor ever. They hit me up all the time to see if I can give any other useless shit they send me. The real waste of money are those damn books they just sent my Dr's. Oh, and thanks for the advance notice that you were sending. I always like walking into a office and they hit with shit I know nothing about that was sent from Marketing. We need some real marketing and stop this gimmick shit!