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The Soylent reallocations continue; over 60 this week.
John, if you really wanted to learn a little more about this topic, you would shut up and get some exercise. No, not a stupid one mile walk. Dude, you really need some serious adventure. Why not make yourself a research subject?
as the greatest ceoaf of alltime, I work 90 hrs per day to enrich myself. I accomplish this because I am composed of fatrinos.
More masslayoffs--at least 65 from LCC this week
JL, maybe you should contact "Undercover Bosses" reality program to get a clue of how bad this place sucks since you took over the reins from Sidney. Spend sometime in the trenches to see what it is really like, since you have definitely forgotten.
Also, awesome job getting rid of Heim. That should have happened a long time ago.
JL, maybe you should contact "Undercover Bosses" reality program to get a clue of how bad this place sucks since you took over the reins from Sidney. Spend sometime in the trenches to see what it is really like, since you have definitely forgotten.
Also, awesome job getting rid of Heim. That should have happened a long time ago.
Listen punk, I don't need to spend time in no trenches.
FYI, a Harvard PhD is not paid millions to ... sweat bullets. No, I tend to enjoy my corporate jet rides between television appearances. Come to think of it, my life is a reality show!
Kim Kardashian, open wide!
Our growth product of the decade--mass 'reallocations' still happening; over 75 this week in LCC/LTC.
How is that "billion-dollars-in-savings" going? Let's see, over $200 million in severance payouts means another 1000 will have to be 'reallocated'. Then, there are the thousands of headcount added in Chin-Dia, which means even more reallocations at LCC/LTC. Truly, it is john's Gift That Keeps on Giving!
Everything will be just fine tomorrow. Nothing could happen this close to the holidays.
No, nothing ever happened. I did not read any bad news in the INDY STAR or even the Wall Street media outlets. No news is good news. Everyone feels safe and productive.
How is that "billion-dollars-in-savings" going? Let's see, over $200 million in severance payouts means another 1000 will have to be 'reallocated'. Then, there are the thousands of headcount added in Chin-Dia, which means even more reallocations at LCC/LTC. Truly, it is john's Gift That Keeps on Giving!
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They saved $594,000,000 at last count in pension pay outs that are no longer going to be paid because the amount is about half of what it would have been. For instance, a 52 year old being reallocated 4 years from retirement saves Lilly about $400 per month in pension.......... So, $400 month x 30 years = $144,000
Since we all know that most reallocated people were over 50, we will be conservative and say just 75% of the 5,500 people, or 4,125 employees lost 1/2 their pension. 4,125 x $144,000 = 594,000,000
This is all being figured on a smaller salary of $55,000 per year......