My version of 15 by 15

According to the "deli slinger dude" myself and all the 15ers will be gone in 12 more days. Great, buy my ass out then, I have two offers I can take anytime in the next few weeks. With all my years, it will be a great windfall and I can bank some serious cash.

But you know what? I think I'm still here in 13 more days doing my thing. There is no way I'm walking from this job getting paid six figures plus bonus for really doing nothing more than dropping some samples, checking VM & emails and getting in on the conference calls for the special project that I was asked to participate in (because of my many successful years with the company).

The way I look at it, either way, I'm the WINNER!

REGARDS,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep
 






Ain't you special? New job offer at the mall kiosk came through huh?
Special project? You mean you ride the short bus to school?
why can't you just shut up?
you've become massivley boring. you think you are the first/only moron that's "gold bricking" on the job? you think you're orginal, but you're not.
 






Ain't you special? New job offer at the mall kiosk came through huh?
Special project? You mean you ride the short bus to school?
why can't you just shut up?
you've become massivley boring. you think you are the first/only moron that's "gold bricking" on the job? you think you're orginal, but you're not.

"massivley"

"orginal"

No, I don't ride the short bus. But it looks as if you sure do! Please share with us what it is like to ride on it. Do they give you snacks like pudding and stuff? Does you chin strap sometimes get too tight when your mom snugs it on your melon? Do they have "sing alongs" that you all participate in? Please enlighten us.


Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

PS: By the way, yes I am original!
 






15 expresses him/herself well. Tough sh_t that not everyone recognizes it. I am over 45, have over 15 yrs with a different big pharma company. Same thing going on over here.
 






"massivley"

"orginal"

No, I don't ride the short bus. But it looks as if you sure do! Please share with us what it is like to ride on it. Do they give you snacks like pudding and stuff? Does you chin strap sometimes get too tight when your mom snugs it on your melon? Do they have "sing alongs" that you all participate in? Please enlighten us.


Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

PS: By the way, yes I am original!

Dude, the way you call these idiots out is awesome! Your posts are always spot on and funny as shit! Keep it up!
 












Dude, the way you call these idiots out is awesome! Your posts are always spot on and funny as shit! Keep it up!

you 15'ers sure love to post and hear yourselves talk. nothing better to do I guess. You are in for a big shock once you hit the real world-and it hit's you back. it'll happen sooner then you think. then you won't have time to talk such nonsense. what a consumate waste of space you all are.
 






I'm completely on board with the 15 x 15 approach. It's simple: they screw us and we screw them. Enjoy the screwing, Merck. you're getting a lot of it, so you may as well enjoy it.

you are a liar and a thief. you steal your paycheck. and lie about it. you lie and steal from your expense report. nothing to admire here. nothing to see. move along. malingerer,malefactor,maladjusted,maladroit, malevolent,malfeasance. I call down a malediction on you. enjoy.
 






you are a liar and a thief. you steal your paycheck. and lie about it. you lie and steal from your expense report. nothing to admire here. nothing to see. move along. malingerer,malefactor,maladjusted,maladroit, malevolent,malfeasance. I call down a malediction on you. enjoy.

Yeah right...no masfeasance going on among the excecutive ranks at Merck...it is such an honest ethical company...

15 X 15 gets it...As a former drug rep, I salute all 15ers because they are probably some of the smarter and more aware, (business savvy) employees still at Merck...

15 X 15 is no more dishonest or corrupt than the enviroment he finds himself working in...

He is pragmatic, and makes the most of his life by optimizing his work/life balance...Furthermore, as Merck continues to chisel and cheese reps compensation with their nickel & dime cuts, 15 X 15 guy just employs the natural laws of physics...

For every action, their is an equal and opposite reaction...

Bravo 15 X 15 guy...keep all of us former reps entertained with your brilliance...We are rooting for you...
 






Does anyone have any legit intel that there are going to be layoffs this month? I just don't see it. We are working our azzes off in my region. Anyone? I just hope you are right.
 






Yeah right...no masfeasance going on among the excecutive ranks at Merck...it is such an honest ethical company...

15 X 15 gets it...As a former drug rep, I salute all 15ers because they are probably some of the smarter and more aware, (business savvy) employees still at Merck...

15 X 15 is no more dishonest or corrupt than the enviroment he finds himself working in...

He is pragmatic, and makes the most of his life by optimizing his work/life balance...Furthermore, as Merck continues to chisel and cheese reps compensation with their nickel & dime cuts, 15 X 15 guy just employs the natural laws of physics...

For every action, their is an equal and opposite reaction...

Bravo 15 X 15 guy...keep all of us former reps entertained with your brilliance...We are rooting for you...

Former rep? one more: malcontent. dishonest and corrupt? I'd say merck does more good than say, oh, big tobacco. there are no more bigger hypocrites than a "15." really good money,car,computer,expenses, pension, 401k, free lunches and easy hours (well except the 15's who work no hours). remind me of an occupier. "I'm mad that I have little to no talent or skills but I'm mad about...." what exactly? Bitter? OK. It's such a bad job that very few ever leave it unless they have to huh? get over it. what's the beef? I don't get it.
Don't want to do the job? rather go hit golf balls? OK. shut up and go work on your slice. Former rep. ? I'd think it would piss you off that someone that basically has your job doesn't even appreciate it or work it but curses the very pay that probably should be yours. Wouldn't you like to have his paycheck?
 






Former rep? one more: malcontent. dishonest and corrupt? I'd say merck does more good than say, oh, big tobacco. there are no more bigger hypocrites than a "15." really good money,car,computer,expenses, pension, 401k, free lunches and easy hours (well except the 15's who work no hours). remind me of an occupier. "I'm mad that I have little to no talent or skills but I'm mad about...." what exactly? Bitter? OK. It's such a bad job that very few ever leave it unless they have to huh? get over it. what's the beef? I don't get it.
Don't want to do the job? rather go hit golf balls? OK. shut up and go work on your slice. Former rep. ? I'd think it would piss you off that someone that basically has your job doesn't even appreciate it or work it but curses the very pay that probably should be yours. Wouldn't you like to have his paycheck?

there are always those in the crowd that can justify their actions (in this case their drug rep job working for a toxic company) for the filthy lucre they deposit into their bank accounts...

you are the kind of pimp or prostitute that does anything for money...you have no dignity at all...

Even the SS was able to justify their role in WW2...Just following orders...

go sling your deli now you big hot shot....
 






Yeah right...no masfeasance going on among the excecutive ranks at Merck...it is such an honest ethical company...

15 X 15 gets it...As a former drug rep, I salute all 15ers because they are probably some of the smarter and more aware, (business savvy) employees still at Merck...

15 X 15 is no more dishonest or corrupt than the enviroment he finds himself working in...

He is pragmatic, and makes the most of his life by optimizing his work/life balance...Furthermore, as Merck continues to chisel and cheese reps compensation with their nickel & dime cuts, 15 X 15 guy just employs the natural laws of physics...

For every action, their is an equal and opposite reaction...

Bravo 15 X 15 guy...keep all of us former reps entertained with your brilliance...We are rooting for you...

yeah I'm a former rep too. laid off 5 years ago. I see things a little different. I worked very hard for merck and was very successful. It didn't matter. It was hard but I got over it. I don't blame merck. life goes on. but I certainly don't "root" for the guy that's still there-mainly cheating on his expenses and working on his golf game. why would I?
I was in my docs office the other day. A guy I had called on for years. I saw merck back in the lunch room with the catered food playing grab ass with the nurse, talking about going shopping for new suits and the nice place they stayed at the last meeting and were they were going on vacation. I haven't had a real one in years. I pay 1,200 a month for COBRA from my last temporary job. Then I come on here and read about this "15" guy. bragging about how much golf he plays. how much money he has. how he scams and skims his expenses. how he laughs at the hard working rep.
I hope he chokes. I'm not too entertained by his "physics." I kow what merck reps make for the little they do, so I don't weep for the "chisel" on their compensation. I don't think he's "brilliant" because he has "life and no work balance". I hope he chokes.
 






Keep it up 15 x 15! Love it-too bad for this one pseudo poster who says the same thing over an over and over and....

We all know there are tons of 15's in the field force. This guy is nothing but a big talker. Lets, see, we're down to about 8 days remaining before all this is going to change. Lets see who knows what they're talking about-the 15 guy or this slug who pipes in every once in a while and tries to tell us how honest and hard working he is.

What I like the best are the hours in which he posts. Working so hard but time to stay home on CP.
 


















Oh it is going to happen - stay tuned!
Where has this 15 pervert been lately - laying low.

Jeesh, I don't post for a couple days and you get all worried! Nice to know that my posts are so important to you! Just be glad I'm posting now, after all, it's Friday and you know I NEVER work on Fridays!

Ten more days until we hear the big news. Either I will get a big buyout and leave or I will continue to receive big deposits in my account every month. It's a sure win-win for me either way. Bring it on! Happy, happy, happy!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep
 


















Jeesh, I don't post for a couple days and you get all worried! Nice to know that my posts are so important to you! Just be glad I'm posting now, after all, it's Friday and you know I NEVER work on Fridays!

Ten more days until we hear the big news. Either I will get a big buyout and leave or I will continue to receive big deposits in my account every month. It's a sure win-win for me either way. Bring it on! Happy, happy, happy!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy
Merck's First & Finest S15 Rep

At the time of discharge should a judgement of fraudulent behavior be determined pursuant to employment the employee could be subjected to suspensions or forfeiture of further or future compensations.
Mis-reporting on say, expenses could consitute such fraud and put those "big buyouts and deposits" at risk. Guess who has more lawyers? Or as someone in management once told me: "If you want to sue Merck, get in line, it's long."
Have a nice week-end.