The Swiss jury has awarded Weese Nul Point!
She will soon face her own Waterloo…
My my, at Novartis, it’s been a ride,
Michelle Weese took the helm, but the ship capsized.
Failed hires left and right, what a mess,
People in the room who know nothing, I confess.
(Chorus)
Waterloo, knowing nothing, couldn’t see,
Communications crumbling, oh what a spree.
Caught in the crossfire of the Swiss press now,
Buying interviews in Forbes, but it won’t save her somehow.
(Verse 2)
Promises made, but the truth fell flat,
Trying to spin the story, but they’re lost in the chat.
Upsetting the media, they’re out for blood,
While the world watches on, in disbelief and in flood.
(Chorus)
Waterloo, knowing nothing, couldn’t see,
Communications crumbling, oh what a spree.
Caught in the crossfire of the Swiss press now,
Buying interviews in Forbes, but it won’t save her somehow.
(Bridge)
Oh Michelle, the vision was bright,
But the team’s a disaster, it’s a long, lonely night.
You thought you could charm them with a shiny facade,
But now the whispers echo, it’s a truth that’s hard.
(Verse 3)
Now the clock is ticking, the pressure’s on high,
As the headlines scream, and the questions fly by.
Rebuilding trust is a mountain to climb,
In the world of pharma, it’s a steep hill to climb.
(Chorus)
Waterloo, knowing nothing, couldn’t see,
Communications crumbling, oh what a spree.
Caught in the crossfire of the Swiss press now,
Buying interviews in Forbes, but it won’t save her somehow.
(Outro)
So here’s to the lessons in a corporate play,
When the vision’s unclear, it’s a hard price to pay.
Oh Michelle Weese, what a tale to tell,
In the world of communications, it’s a tricky carousel.