Masimo

[Anonymous]

It makes all of us throw up.

 

[Anonymous]

100% agree. Masimo is not perfect but has a lot of potential. With JK's vision and PJ's leaderships skills, this company cannot fail!

Masimo sucks. The top 5 reps have all left the company in the last 3 months because they were not paid commissions owed. This is a fact. Who is JK and PJ? Could you be a bigger brown nosing richard sucker?

 

[Anonymous]

The post above made me throw-up a little in my mouth. yuck

Masimo has a new parameter to measure mouth throw up volume. They are going to hire a new sales force.

 

[Anonymous]

I love working at Masimo. I havent worked a full week in years. Hunt, Fish, workout, and play golf 3 days a week. Crazy Grandpa Joe doesn't pay so I don't work. $100k plus car allowance. Doesnt do any good to work hard because he won't pay commissions. When I get ready to get back to work I'll go find a real job but this really isnt a bad situation if you dont need more than $100k. They cant afford to fire anyone. Just act busy and make up a bunch of shit.

I love you man

 

[Anonymous]

I love you man

Really?
You need to remove the original post here? This was considered "best practice" when I sold for this Bozo sales organization.
After a week of workouts and golf, I was completely exhausted.
GTR.

 

[anonymous]

Listen to these bumbling clowns try to sell consumer need for spo2. Hilarious.
Show me an athlete who ever checks their spo2, and I'll show you their Ma$imo paycheck.
http://www.tennischanneleverywhere....ideo=coco-vandeweghe-and-masimo-ceo-interview

 

[anonymous]

Listen to these bumbling clowns try to sell consumer need for spo2. Hilarious.
Show me an athlete who ever checks their spo2, and I'll show you their Ma$imo paycheck.
http://www.tennischanneleverywhere....ideo=coco-vandeweghe-and-masimo-ceo-interview

Repackaging Lol! That's one way to jam your industrial widgets into the consumer market,
or you can hire a decoy to convince the FDA they're "morally obligated" to standardize it.
http://fusion.net/story/104983/the-...es-new-biomedical-research-platform-was-born/

 

[anonymous]

Repackaging Lol! That's one way to jam your industrial widgets into the consumer market,
or you can hire a decoy to convince the FDA they're "morally obligated" to standardize it.
http://fusion.net/story/104983/the-...es-new-biomedical-research-platform-was-born/

Decoys are a dime a dozen. Spring for a good one that's had your back for years, in good times and in filth.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/937556/000119312509043860/dex1012.htm
http://slideplayer.com/slide/4245430/

 

[anonymous]

Decoys are a dime a dozen. Spring for a good one that's had your back for years, in good times and in filth.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/937556/000119312509043860/dex1012.htm
http://slideplayer.com/slide/4245430/

i remember that quack he bailed out when feds came o' hemoglobin probin'

 

[anonymous]

Decoys are a dime a dozen. Spring for a good one that's had your back for years, in good times and in filth.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/937556/000119312509043860/dex1012.htm
http://slideplayer.com/slide/4245430/

He can do the yes man faster than a speeding bullet, without pause, without shame.
http://anesthesiology.pubs.asahq.org/article.aspx?articleid=1934152
http://m.bja.oxfordjournals.org/content/108/2/271/reply
http://www.annemergmed.com/article/S0196-0644(11)00202-2/fulltext
journals.lww.com/ccmjournal/Citation/2013/05000/Understanding_Noninvasive_and_continuous.46.aspx

 

[anonymous]

He can do the yes man faster than a speeding bullet, without pause, without shame.
http://anesthesiology.pubs.asahq.org/article.aspx?articleid=1934152
http://m.bja.oxfordjournals.org/content/108/2/271/reply
http://www.annemergmed.com/article/S0196-0644(11)00202-2/fulltext
journals.lww.com/ccmjournal/Citation/2013/05000/Understanding_Noninvasive_and_continuous.46.aspx

Heed not the warning of the splitting seems in your jeans or the massive reflexion staring back at you in disgust. For according to this yesman, it may be your wrong-prone scale that is so cruel and unjust.

"Lab-Hb variability should be considered when comparing SpHb to lab-Hb."
Steven J. Barker, PhD, MD
Chief Medical Officer, Masimo
Board of Directors, Masimo
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/ed9f/34cbccdb993f26e395e958b40785c21f78c3.pdf

 

[anonymous]

Heed not the warning of the splitting seems in your jeans or the massive reflexion staring back at you in disgust. For according to this yesman, it may be your wrong-prone scale that is so cruel and unjust.

"Lab-Hb variability should be considered when comparing SpHb to lab-Hb."
Steven J. Barker, PhD, MD
Chief Medical Officer, Masimo
Board of Directors, Masimo
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/ed9f/34cbccdb993f26e395e958b40785c21f78c3.pdf

Thanks doctor! Speaking of variables to consider...
How about the variability of your integrity demonstrated every time you show such unwavering support for a technology that's spent more time in recall and getting trounced in court than sold in the market.

 

[anonymous]

I love you man