Let’s face it Quest is a terrible place to work...

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anonymous said:
Even a cursory review of which threads dude comments on and which he does not makes it completely clear he is impersonating a Quest employee and simply tossing word salads. Just nonspecific blather about the business, no knowledge of actual people, could not provide one miniscule fact that proved he was at NSM. Total. Fraud.
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Nice try, junior. No one is going to post anything related their identity or that of their colleagues here for you to play your trolling games with. Go back to LinkedIn a pull another name out of that hat for your ongoing make believe narrative. Also, FYI. Everyone knows that this is exactly what you did with the unfortunate, otherwise well respected gentleman from NY, whose name or initials I won’t repeat. Hope this helps.
 






All of your r*****s will be laid off after Q1 numbers come out. Get back in the field and grab that UHC stop complaining about your 60k a year salary job and be happy that your not selling cars at your local Toyota dealer.
 






anonymous said:
Nice try, junior. No one is going to post anything related their identity or that of their colleagues here for you to play your trolling games with. Go back to LinkedIn a pull another name out of that hat for your ongoing make believe narrative. Also, FYI. Everyone knows that this is exactly what you did with the unfortunate, otherwise well respected gentleman from NY, whose name or initials I won’t repeat. Hope this helps.
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Thanks for putting this troll in his place. In a just world, he would be outed and sued for slander. His use of names, locations and employee initials has been going on far too long. Always thought he knew those people, but you are probably right. I bet he just looks up Quest employees on LinkedIn to play games.
 






anonymous said:
Thanks for putting this troll in his place. In a just world, he would be outed and sued for slander. His use of names, locations and employee initials has been going on far too long. Always thought he knew those people, but you are probably right. I bet he just looks up Quest employees on LinkedIn to play games.
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Just the HTH, Son, Burger King, Dr. Laura posting guy responding to his own previous post. It must really suck to be him with no life outside CP.
 






anonymous said:
All of your r*****s will be laid off after Q1 numbers come out. Get back in the field and grab that UHC stop complaining about your 60k a year salary job and be happy that your not selling cars at your local Toyota dealer.
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Just to set the record straight. Any of you would be damned lucky for the opportunity to represent any of our high volume Toyota Dealerships. Have you seen the newly designed Rav 4? It’s no longer considered to be crossover and is classified as a midsized SUV. And let’s not even talk about the earning potential on a fully loaded luxury Land Cruiser. While you amateurs are fighting over past stolen urine test orders, our customers are lined up at the door and maxing out their credit lines just for a shot at driving off in one of our high end vehicles. So go ahead and keep bickering over which one of you stole which client from whom. Perhaps one of you can get financing on a Corolla when it’s all over and done.
 












anonymous said:
Fact.
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Son, you nailed it. I troll these boards because I got fired from my job at Burger King (hence my obsession) for showing up late, stoned. After that, I took the only job I could find that requires less intelligence or initiative, a Quest "account executive."

I suck up to senior management to cover up for the fact that once self-driving cars can deliver labels and draw kits, my job will go the way of the dodo. I also lack the critical thinking skills to take any initiative that could change this fate.

Therefore, I compensate for all this (and having a small P) on this board.

Hope this helps.
 






anonymous said:
Son, you nailed it. I troll these boards because I got fired from my job at Burger King (hence my obsession) for showing up late, stoned. After that, I took the only job I could find that requires less intelligence or initiative, a Quest "account executive."

I suck up to senior management to cover up for the fact that once self-driving cars can deliver labels and draw kits, my job will go the way of the dodo. I also lack the critical thinking skills to take any initiative that could change this fate.

Therefore, I compensate for all this (and having a small P) on this board.

Hope this helps.
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SalesForce, Pipeline, call reports!!!!! Critical thinking? C'mon junior
 






anonymous said:
Just to set the record straight. Any of you would be damned lucky for the opportunity to represent any of our high volume Toyota Dealerships. Have you seen the newly designed Rav 4? It’s no longer considered to be crossover and is classified as a midsized SUV. And let’s not even talk about the earning potential on a fully loaded luxury Land Cruiser. While you amateurs are fighting over past stolen urine test orders, our customers are lined up at the door and maxing out their credit lines just for a shot at driving off in one of our high end vehicles. So go ahead and keep bickering over which one of you stole which client from whom. Perhaps one of you can get financing on a Corolla when it’s all over and done.
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anonymous said:
Why are car salesman posting here?
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This board has practically been taken over by Burger King employees, white collar criminals and basement dwelling trolls and that’s your question, son? At least the folks at Toyota are sales professionals. In addition, it’s hard to argue, once you get over the sticker shock, that the 2019 Land Cruiser isn’t an outstanding choice in the Luxury SUV class of vehicles. Hope this helps.
 












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Not sure what a CMB is son? Are you sure you remember that correctly? It's been a while since you were a major, no sorry, minor league player at SLP? You know, wet brain is also a real thing that chronic alcoholics can suffer from and I see some of the symptoms in you. Still chasing skirts? Must be a lot more difficult in your current position, if you have one. Quest Diagnostics frowns upon and takes that sort of thing much more seriously. Best be careful if you are actually still around in any actual capacity other than that of a sad, washed out of the industry troll, who just can't let go of his past. You did always love this site. It must hurt to let it go. You had quite a reputation for your antics here. Too bad the new generation has no idea who you are and couldn't care less about finding out. Hope this helps.
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First, ... breath. Your wordiness is flop sweat. Reel it in. The constant anger you exhibit here can trigger deadly irregular heart rhythms. You’re already pathetically unhealthy, so further hypertensive outburst will take years off your posting on Cafepharma.

Also, I’ll let you figure out that brainteaser. Hint: Sound it out and move your lips if it helps.

BTW, I've seen your pricing proposals. You belong with a small lab whose only value proposition is price and inducements. In your case, one and the same.
 






anonymous said:
Haha.

Losers at a lab company trying to punk other employees for being Burger King Employees.

Losers!
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If you say you don’t work in the clinical laboratory industry and that is obviously the case. What does your presence and contribution here on a Saturday night tell us about you? Soy in perdedor? Guess again, junior, You’re the loser. Get off this board,This is a forum for executive level representatives at Quest Diagnostics and your breakfast shift at the home of the whopper starts early, Hope this helps
 






anonymous said:
If you say you don’t work in the clinical laboratory industry and that is obviously the case. What does your presence and contribution here on a Saturday night tell us about you? Soy in perdedor? Guess again, junior, You’re the loser. Get off this board,This is a forum for executive level representatives at Quest Diagnostics and your breakfast shift at the home of the whopper starts early, Hope this helps
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Looks like Fido gets mad when he is sitting on his mommy's lap and reading CP.

Lab is a crappy industry. It's a commodity. Not a place to grow.

More like a dead end. Especially at Quest.

I'm hungry. I think I will go get a Whopper Meal at BK since I can actually afford one.
 












anonymous said:
It's true. Despite brought and paid for recognition, it's all smoke and mirrors. Facts are that wages are low and benefits are being reduced little by little.
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You claim to be a Sales professional and Quest Diagnostics is the undisputed leader in the Clinical Laboratory industry, with every insurance contact worth having, the latest technology and the most comprehensive test menu that has ever been assembled. So what’s the problem, son? Well, we all know the answer to that, don’t we. You are a fraud and a failure. You couldn’t sell 2-4-1 Whaler Sandwiches this Friday during the lunch hour rush, a half a block from St Mary’s Cathedral. The sooner you own that fact, the faster you will find you true calling. Pray on it. Hope this helps.
 






anonymous said:
You claim to be a Sales professional and Quest Diagnostics is the undisputed leader in the Clinical Laboratory industry, with every insurance contact worth having, the latest technology and the most comprehensive test menu that has ever been assembled. So what’s the problem, son? Well, we all know the answer to that, don’t we. You are a fraud and a failure. You couldn’t sell 2-4-1 Whaler Sandwiches this Friday during the lunch hour rush, a half a block from St Mary’s Cathedral. The sooner you own that fact, the faster you will find you true calling. Pray on it. Hope this helps.
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Im almost certain you don’t work at Quest. But maybe you should apply. You would fit right in.
 






anonymous said:
You claim to be a Sales professional and Quest Diagnostics is the undisputed leader in the Clinical Laboratory industry, with every insurance contact worth having, the latest technology and the most comprehensive test menu that has ever been assembled. So what’s the problem, son? Well, we all know the answer to that, don’t we. You are a fraud and a failure. You couldn’t sell 2-4-1 Whaler Sandwiches this Friday during the lunch hour rush, a half a block from St Mary’s Cathedral. The sooner you own that fact, the faster you will find you true calling. Pray on it. Hope this helps.
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Your typical idiotic response...ignore all facts and try to change the topic. I do have a helpful suggestion for you....get a life.
 






anonymous said:
Your typical idiotic response...ignore all facts and try to change the topic. I do have a helpful suggestion for you....get a life.
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Listen cupcake. If you are going to criticize a valued contributor here, have a point. It’s hard not to notice that absent in your worthless post, was any topic or subject at all, no less facts to support it. Try again or STFU and slink off in disgrace.
 






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