Ilumya Resignations before NSM

[anonymous]

Fuck you!
Candy ass motherfucker!

Rise and shine Ilumya team. Day two. Now that non-competes and facing the truth in numbers are over, it is now time for role play and teamwork motivational games. Everyone on the Ilumya team will get the award.

 

[anonymous]

seriously - what guidance are they giving at the meeting . Hq here and could not travel to save $. Everyone is very nervous with the poor Ilumya performance. What did Abhay, Kyle say? Can we turn it around? Is it time to bale?

another stupid-as-fuck Sun employee ... yes, it’s time to BALE - you should be getting a job at a farm. That’s why there’s no mass exodus - no one will hire the trash that only Sun could attract.

#wordisoutonsun

And those guys, you trust the words they say ? You fool.

 

[anonymous]

seriously - what guidance are they giving at the meeting . Hq here and could not travel to save $. Everyone is very nervous with the poor Ilumya performance. What did Abhay, Kyle say? Can we turn it around? Is it time to bale?

Motivational poem of the day

So a fix to the Hub,

is what we all seek.

Since the Ilumya sales numbers,

are simply quite bleak.


There’s no hidden truths,

or deep hidden meanings.

Just a poor choice of vendor,

but sales takes all the beatings.


Sales are so dismal,

BIO team can’t produce.

But the calls keep on rolling,

to the derms that we ruse.


Tildra data is poor,

and the price is quite high.

But the sales quota numbers,

remain high in the sky.


Access team is quite clueless,

no answers, just noise.

No contracts, no prospects,

just finger pointing with poise.


We’ve come to Disney,

looking hard for a plan.

Got a day of dull lectures,

and a few kicks in the can.


Is there a direction,

in this Magical Place?

Most highly doubtful,

just rotten eggs on our face.


So will we endure,

to a next NSM?

Maybe in Maui,

more likely South Bend.


My resume’s out,

and in time I will say,

“goodbye to the SUN,

and where’s my back pay”?

 

[anonymous]

Motivational poem of the day

So a fix to the Hub,

is what we all seek.

Since the Ilumya sales numbers,

are simply quite bleak.


There’s no hidden truths,

or deep hidden meanings.

Just a poor choice of vendor,

but sales takes all the beatings.


Sales are so dismal,

BIO team can’t produce.

But the calls keep on rolling,

to the derms that we ruse.


Tildra data is poor,

and the price is quite high.

But the sales quota numbers,

remain high in the sky.


Access team is quite clueless,

no answers, just noise.

No contracts, no prospects,

just finger pointing with poise.


We’ve come to Disney,

looking hard for a plan.

Got a day of dull lectures,

and a few kicks in the can.


Is there a direction,

in this Magical Place?

Most highly doubtful,

just rotten eggs on our face.


So will we endure,

to a next NSM?

Maybe in Maui,

more likely South Bend.


My resume’s out,

and in time I will say,

“goodbye to the SUN,

and where’s my back pay”?

Good work.
I’m the back here laughing my *ss off.

 

[anonymous]

Fresno rep resigned.

 

[anonymous]

Today is gonna be BRUTAL.

 

[anonymous]

Motivational poem of the day

So a fix to the Hub,

is what we all seek.

Since the Ilumya sales numbers,

are simply quite bleak.


There’s no hidden truths,

or deep hidden meanings.

Just a poor choice of vendor,

but sales takes all the beatings.


Sales are so dismal,

BIO team can’t produce.

But the calls keep on rolling,

to the derms that we ruse.


Tildra data is poor,

and the price is quite high.

But the sales quota numbers,

remain high in the sky.


Access team is quite clueless,

no answers, just noise.

No contracts, no prospects,

just finger pointing with poise.


We’ve come to Disney,

looking hard for a plan.

Got a day of dull lectures,

and a few kicks in the can.


Is there a direction,

in this Magical Place?

Most highly doubtful,

just rotten eggs on our face.


So will we endure,

to a next NSM?

Maybe in Maui,

more likely South Bend.


My resume’s out,

and in time I will say,

“goodbye to the SUN,

and where’s my back pay”?

Bravo Bravo!!

 

[anonymous]

I am truly dumber for enduring the lies and fluff of today's antics.

 

[anonymous]

I am truly dumber for enduring the lies and fluff of today's antics.

I definitely loss some brain cells today. I could feel them being sucked out of my head.

 

[anonymous]

Motivational poem of the day

So a fix to the Hub,

is what we all seek.

Since the Ilumya sales numbers,

are simply quite bleak.


There’s no hidden truths,

or deep hidden meanings.

Just a poor choice of vendor,

but sales takes all the beatings.


Sales are so dismal,

BIO team can’t produce.

But the calls keep on rolling,

to the derms that we ruse.


Tildra data is poor,

and the price is quite high.

But the sales quota numbers,

remain high in the sky.


Access team is quite clueless,

no answers, just noise.

No contracts, no prospects,

just finger pointing with poise.


We’ve come to Disney,

looking hard for a plan.

Got a day of dull lectures,

and a few kicks in the can.


Is there a direction,

in this Magical Place?

Most highly doubtful,

just rotten eggs on our face.


So will we endure,

to a next NSM?

Maybe in Maui,

more likely South Bend.


My resume’s out,

and in time I will say,

“goodbye to the SUN,

and where’s my back pay”?

Brilliant. Well done. You should be reassigned to fix the hub as you have some actual talent unlike the tea boy the great wizards put in charge of the hub as a learning opportunity. FYI don’t experiment with business critical items - this is 101. They were told....

 

[anonymous]

Motivational poem of the day

So a fix to the Hub,

is what we all seek.

Since the Ilumya sales numbers,

are simply quite bleak.


There’s no hidden truths,

or deep hidden meanings.

Just a poor choice of vendor,

but sales takes all the beatings.


Sales are so dismal,

BIO team can’t produce.

But the calls keep on rolling,

to the derms that we ruse.


Tildra data is poor,

and the price is quite high.

But the sales quota numbers,

remain high in the sky.


Access team is quite clueless,

no answers, just noise.

No contracts, no prospects,

just finger pointing with poise.


We’ve come to Disney,

looking hard for a plan.

Got a day of dull lectures,

and a few kicks in the can.


Is there a direction,

in this Magical Place?

Most highly doubtful,

just rotten eggs on our face.


So will we endure,

to a next NSM?

Maybe in Maui,

more likely South Bend.


My resume’s out,

and in time I will say,

“goodbye to the SUN,

and where’s my back pay”?

Brilliant. Well done. You should be reassigned to fix the hub as you have some actual talent unlike the tea boy the great wizards put in charge of the hub as a learning opportunity. FYI don’t experiment with business critical items - this is 101. They were told....

 

[anonymous]

Cleveland West and Indianapolis now posted. That's 3 this week.

 

[anonymous]

Indiana TM opening now posted. Seems like 3 or 4 resignations every month on the Ilumya team.

 

[anonymous]

Indiana TM opening now posted. Seems like 3 or 4 resignations every month on the Ilumya team.

Sun has 9 biologics TM positions posted right now. That is roughly 10% of the sales force. Safe to say everyone is trying to get out.