I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

[Anonymous]

I don't recommend using a pancake as a sponge, it just does not taste the same.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't recommend using a pancake as a sponge, it just does not taste the same.

Was that before or after you started drinking today?

 

[Anonymous]

Where you also contacted by space aliens?

 

[Anonymous]

Right after that call from Miles

 

[Anonymous]

Which brand of pancakes?

 

[Anonymous]

Feel the pancake, Luke....

What did they say?

 

[Anonymous]

What did they say?

Were you contacted again today? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Anonymous]

Let me know how it feels

 

[Anonymous]

Don't wear pancake underwear in the summer, the stickyness is not syrup.

 

[Anonymous]

Shut up and eat your pancakes!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't wear pancake underwear in the summer, the stickyness is not syrup.

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Anonymous]

Saturday morning pancakes, breakfast of champions!

 

[Anonymous]

Beware of Greeks bearing pancakes!!!!

I found out yesterday that this seems to work better after eating desert.

 

[Anonymous]

I found out yesterday that this seems to work better after eating desert.

Now I am hungry.

 

[Anonymous]

I met a hooker with a heart of pancakes so I ate her.

 

[Anonymous]

If I eat pancakes will it protect me from layoffs?

 

[Anonymous]

I love pancakes in bed on a rainy Sunday morning. So very sensual.......

 

[Anonymous]

Pancakes make the world go round

 

[Anonymous]

Is it possible to receive the severance package paid in pancakes?

 

[Anonymous]

"I love the smell of pancakes in the morning. It smells like.....breakfast!"