I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

[Anonymous]

I hear the pancake knows something, but isn't talking.

 

[Anonymous]

I just had a three way with mrs. Butter worth and Aunt Jemima , hot ,sweet ,and sticky !

Nice!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I eat pancakes, therefore I am

 

[Anonymous]

I once shared my pancake with a hobo, he shared his Mad Dog 20-20

 

[Anonymous]

I'll have a ripple!

 

[Anonymous]

I will gladly pay you 200 Yen tomorrow for a Grand Marnier today!

 

[Anonymous]

If it ain't Don Julio it ain't worth a cake of the pan.

 

[Anonymous]

What all this rigamarole!

 

[Anonymous]

give me liberty or give me a pancake!

 

[Anonymous]

DRAAAIIINNNNAGE! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Eaten whole, I’m so sorry. Here: if you have a pancake... and I have a pancake... and I have a fork; there it is, that’s the fork, see? Watch it. My fork reaches across the room... and starts to eat your pancake: I... eat... your... pancake! I eat it up!

 

[Anonymous]

Feel the pancake, Luke....

 

[Anonymous]

Feel the pancake, Luke....

Go away troll

 

[Anonymous]

For trade: I have 10 fresh pancakes, willing to trade for one gently used Fleshlight.

 

[Anonymous]

If a pancake calls one's name you are best to answer, it is unwise to run.

 

[Anonymous]

I enjoy a little jelly or jam on my pancakes.

 

[Anonymous]

I enjoy a little jelly or jam on my pancakes.

Honey, as I said before, that is not jelly.... turn on the lights and you will see. Just because he says it's jelly doesn't mean it is so.

 

[Anonymous]

I am about to try a waffle, any advice?

 

[Anonymous]

Dont bend over.

 

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

If you are feeling down, share a plate of pancakes with a hobo, you may get lucky.