That's not syrup in that FleshLight
Please tell me it's melted butter....
I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!
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Please tell me it's melted butter....
What kind of sausage are you looking for? One for your FleshLight, I presume
Got to love the Fleshlight! Discreet, easy to use and clean, very nice.
I wonder how many of you guys know what the Flreshlight is? It sure is not from IHOP
Not so discreet if you are sharing a room at a meeting with some guy named "Richard".
Flat as a pancake,
Smooth and opaque,
It can show your reflection
But it's difficult to break.
What is it?
Smooth and opaque,
It can show your reflection
But it's difficult to break.
What is it?
You can't polish a turd, but you can laminate a pancake. So that evens out.
Always have a mind as sharp as a dagger and a pancake as sticky as the sheets in a Bangkok brothel.
Why buy the pancake when you can pour syrup on yourself for free?
I just had a three way with mrs. Butter worth and Aunt Jemima , hot ,sweet ,and sticky !
The pancake, the plate, and the prophet are as one. For this, we can thank crazy glue.