Hybrid Working Model - Threatening People To Force It - F*CK YOU

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anonymous said:
its a disaster, parking the biggest issue but I waited 30 min for a coffee, 45 for m lunch...then, with 50 people in open space, I couldn't hear myself think. If their intent was to kill moral and productivity, bravo, quite the success
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I'm young and single, this work environment is enertertaining, resembles a soap opera. The things I've overheard at work -

One guy gambles online all day

A gal is having an affair with a guy in Onc

One guy is selling real estate all day

One guy shows up early for 30 mins, leaves, then shows up for 5 mins around 4pm

One gal works out 3x per day


One guy told his wife he was gay

One guy did an online interview with BMS, I think he got the job!

Learned one guy doctored up a fake handicap placard so he had a premo parking spot

One area always has gals fighting about who solved Wordle first



There is now shame with this open concept, cannot wait to learn more about my colleagues. I wear headphones that don't work, gives the appearance I cannot hear.
 








anonymous said:
I'm young and single, this work environment is enertertaining, resembles a soap opera. The things I've overheard at work -

One guy gambles online all day

A gal is having an affair with a guy in Onc

One guy is selling real estate all day

One guy shows up early for 30 mins, leaves, then shows up for 5 mins around 4pm

One gal works out 3x per day


One guy told his wife he was gay

One guy did an online interview with BMS, I think he got the job!

Learned one guy doctored up a fake handicap placard so he had a premo parking spot

One area always has gals fighting about who solved Wordle first



There is now shame with this open concept, cannot wait to learn more about my colleagues. I wear headphones that don't work, gives the appearance I cannot hear.
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Loser! Get a life and mind your own business.
 








anonymous said:
I'm young and single, this work environment is enertertaining, resembles a soap opera. The things I've overheard at work -

One guy gambles online all day

A gal is having an affair with a guy in Onc

One guy is selling real estate all day

One guy shows up early for 30 mins, leaves, then shows up for 5 mins around 4pm

One gal works out 3x per day


One guy told his wife he was gay

One guy did an online interview with BMS, I think he got the job!

Learned one guy doctored up a fake handicap placard so he had a premo parking spot

One area always has gals fighting about who solved Wordle first



There is now shame with this open concept, cannot wait to learn more about my colleagues. I wear headphones that don't work, gives the appearance I cannot hear.
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good stuff, free entertainment!
 
























































anonymous said:
Its all about the collaboration and bonding!
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How the hell are employees allowed to bring kids to work. Yesterday a gal brought her 5 year old who was coloring. Today, another mom brought a 7 year old who was throwing a fit.

We all have obligations and life happens, stay home if the kiddos need an assist. And really, the gal painting her nails, the smell is horrible!!
 








anonymous said:
How the hell are employees allowed to bring kids to work. Yesterday a gal brought her 5 year old who was coloring. Today, another mom brought a 7 year old who was throwing a fit.

We all have obligations and life happens, stay home if the kiddos need an assist. And really, the gal painting her nails, the smell is horrible!!
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Also, do not allow the use of any elevator by any dumbass who uses the word kiddo
 








anonymous said:
How the hell are employees allowed to bring kids to work. Yesterday a gal brought her 5 year old who was coloring. Today, another mom brought a 7 year old who was throwing a fit.

We all have obligations and life happens, stay home if the kiddos need an assist. And really, the gal painting her nails, the smell is horrible!![/QUOTE

This shit has turned everyone's life upside down.

FUCK THEM AND THEIR COLLABORATION BULLSHIT.
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they couldn't have hurt productivity more if they tired to, its a joke. between the parking mess, cafeteria lines and the noise in these open space work area, lucky if I get 1-2 hrs of work done a day now.
 
























KevinDunleavy said:
Anyone want to speak on this for a story? Will protect anonymity.
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Closing down convenient locations throughout NJ and moving to a very far away location which is horrible to drive to and a mess when you get off rte 1 for the purpose to cut costs is very short sighted. The CEO does not know how to run a company other than cut costs. His plan will backfire and the next CEO will undo what this idiot bean counter has done.
 
















anonymous said:
What story? A corporation moving into its new headquarters and telling employees whom they pay that they need to perform their work at our headquarters a specific number of days per week?

Go fuck yourself.

Regards,

Leadership
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yeahhhh see you might have a point if you had actually provided adequate parking and desk space. Which you didn’t. And responded to our concerns with patronizing noncommittal bullshit. So no, fuck you.
 








anonymous said:
yeahhhh see you might have a point if you had actually provided adequate parking and desk space. Which you didn’t. And responded to our concerns with patronizing noncommittal bullshit. So no, fuck you.
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We understand. We understand that you will come to work when you’re told or be fired.

Empathetically yours,

Leadership
 
















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