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New hire and already losing top product and reps quitting
Did I make a bad move?
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Have fun with training led by Mr Regurgitate In the room of 100 flip charts .....One should ask “What are we selling” me to in a pill that only moves if Richardson clips coupons and gives a Clinic a stack ...just wait for the IV it will take off like Aloxi
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Congratulations Helsinn for bringing in drugs no one wants or uses. You have become the Rumpke of companies. One persons trash is a fools treasure. Good luck with the glorified suntan lotion
 












Lugano, Switzerland (AP) - A late breaker at a an important upcoming medical meeting will the newest entry for Helsinn to demonstrate their impressive pipeline. The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by Helsinn researchers. The element, tentatively called Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 110 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 211. These 211 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert; however, it can be detected chemically, as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. According to the Helsinn discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium caused one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally occur in less than 1 minute.

Research at other laboratories indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. The element tends to concentrate at certain points, such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained facilities.

The Helsinn scientists pointed out that Administratium is known to be highly toxic at any level of concentration and can destroy any productive reactions where is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. Due to lack of funding, Helsinn has no plans for further evaluation.

It is good to be back my friends!
 








well well well
The ranks keep getting thinned out
Lil Opie not the answer?
Dumb n dumber still clueless and major problem
ASCO Booth setup to be modeled after old cowboy ghostown full of skinny pants from Italy and blue blazer boys trying to act busy and important
USA market = fail
 




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