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Fond farewell to “retiring SA Directors”





































What do many people actually do around here? If we took a close look sure we’d find hundreds pushing email a couple hours a day and fucking off to the shoppping mall for this rest.
 












Hopefully you brought the color version of the spreadsheets. Easier to get a job when they know you can color code the spreadsheets. Always wear my magic underwear for good luck
 






I’ve been here 4 years. Having Alcon on my resume is worse than being unemployed. Can’t land an interview cuz people know how bad the company is. 87% of people here are desperately seeking new jobs. Just had weekly layoffs. Yet people like Praeger and Shawny C and Sergio remain. And let’s not forget the husband and wife dynamic duo. Nepotism alive and well here at TCU’s only employer.
 






Batman and batgirl ride again!!’

Hard as heck to get any respect in a job interview. Everyone knows we don’t have much sales game and haven’t really been selling. Fake doctors and fake salespeople. What a racket. More like visiting and dropping off Cumble cookies. Had to look in mirror and tell myself” you sorry bastard. You are a fake sales gal.’ We all have to come to terms with fact we suck a big toe and fraud sales goobers…