Fond farewell to “retiring SA Directors”

[anonymous]

I miss all of you. Will find a job soon. Things are looking up.

 

[anonymous]

Someone said they saw them Both working at Dunkin Donuts over on Franklin Street.

 

[anonymous]

Poor Brad, so sad, didn’t get that job, and I’m feeling so bad. Hahahahahaha!

 

[anonymous]

Someone with his Excel skills. Very surprised.

 

[anonymous]

Navigating life isn’t as easy as many think. Your day is coming little contact lens people. Just wait for it. Whobgonna hire you? Seriously.

 

[anonymous]

We want Brad and Karen back!!!!! Our spreadsheets have been shit for too long ….

 

[anonymous]

Ok. We got ride of all the old farts. The sick, elderly. Blew out the ones with poor computer skills. Cleaned out all the hardworking white guys. Who can we target next to abuse and eliminate? Please submit in the anonymous submission box by the women’s bathroom on the 2nd floor.

 

[anonymous]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! What a great year!!! A great paid vacation year. Can’t wait to do it again.

 

[anonymous]

Merry Christmas to all the great sales reps out there!

 

[anonymous]

For Christmas I sent Brad my holiday strategic planning and projection spreadsheets for 2030. I hear he asked Santa for a job this year.

 

[anonymous]

They could use him at the Workshop. Elves have been working overtime and short staff.

 

[anonymous]

Santa’s workshop. Yah. That’s about right for those little people. What a legacy. An army of people who despise people when they are gone because how they treated others. Contact lens idiots are bane of society

 

[anonymous]

The new year should be interesting in the tiny world of selling vending machine contact lenses. Right next to the Snickers Bar and Dorritos.

 

[anonymous]

You wouldn’t be wrong.

 

[anonymous]

Ok who’s gettin fired in January!????

 

[anonymous]

So ya got people out there in America who ripped off ideas from their employer and tried to make themselves the entrepreneur brainchild. Never built or managed anything significant or successful. Considered experts. So many fucking frauds out there pretending.

 

[anonymous]

So ya got people out there in America who ripped off ideas from their employer and tried to make themselves the entrepreneur brainchild. Never built or managed anything significant or successful. Considered experts. So many fucking frauds out there pretending.

You have this right, sister. Phoney baloneys everywhere.

 

[anonymous]

Oddballs

 

[anonymous]

Did Brad and Karen get jobs?

 

[anonymous]

Jerry and Joanna did.