Fond farewell to “retiring SA Directors”

[anonymous]

Ya wouldn’t be wrong

 

[anonymous]

Keep cutting the old asshole white guys.

 

[anonymous]

Gettin there

 

[anonymous]

So exciting that more long term reps and people have left this week. There is no future at Alcon. NONE.

 

[anonymous]

Fuck what took you derelicts so long to figure that out!? Not the brightest bulbs in the box

 

[anonymous]

Never respected that idiot manager who roughed up his wife wtf.

 

[anonymous]

I miss Brad.

 

[anonymous]

I miss Brad.

Fuck you. He doesn't miss you.

 

[anonymous]

I really do miss Brad. Even if he doesn’t miss me back.

 

[anonymous]

Did Alcon hire Hawk Tuah girl? A great female empowerment icon of our time.

 

[anonymous]

I’d hire her.

 

[anonymous]

Bad breakups with Karens and brads are always the hardest.

 

[anonymous]

What does Hawk tuah girl mean? Is that someone who is from Fort Worth or TCU grad? Go TCU Hornyfrogs!

 

[anonymous]

Cmon man

 

[anonymous]

Keep cutting the old asshole white guys.

Especially the tools who don’t know how to send emails and show everyone what an asshole you really are in the email out Ooops. Recall. Recall recall, damn it. F fool.

 

[anonymous]

Hahahaha! Braaaad contacted a former manager that works at AbbVie to try to get an interview. The person didn’t respond to his email… cracks me up.

 

[anonymous]

What’s he up to then?

 

[anonymous]

I miss Brad and Karen. Bring em back to add a little respectability to leadership around the joint. We all know they were the best of the best. You damn well it is true….

 

[anonymous]

Does that key account goofball from NC still hanging round?

 

[anonymous]

Think I saw Brad and Karen working for 3 Guys Moving. I waved but they were carrying a sofa up the driveway….awkward, ya know. Think it was them…