Early retirement

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Early retirement? I make more money in one quarter bonus than my slacker iam team members make all year. I'm not going anywhere. I feel sorry for them and their pensions, but they can always get a job at Home Depot or work for me in one of my side businesses.
 






The thing I will miss about this company is making love to its women. I will miss meeting new ladies at the NSM, where I would slide off to some corner and slip into conversation with some attractive woman and as I listened to her our eyes would meet and she would get it, that it was time to experience me. We would slip away to her room where I would throw a pill case over the lamp and the rest was as you want to imagine it. I really loved when they screamed my name as they felt that little earthquake. That was like a trophy to me.
 






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The thing I will miss about this company is making love to its women. I will miss meeting new ladies at the NSM, where I would slide off to some corner and slip into conversation with some attractive woman and as I listened to her our eyes would meet and she would get it, that it was time to experience me. We would slip away to her room where I would throw a pill case over the lamp and the rest was as you want to imagine it. I really loved when they screamed my name as they felt that little earthquake. That was like a trophy to me.
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I usually don't post on here but this popped up just as I was looking at it and, WOW!
 










































Only a lazy ass would want an early retirement. This is still a great place to work and the pay may be a little low in industry standards but a hell of a lot above Taco Bell which is where you should be working.
 






Anonymous said:
Only a lazy ass would want an early retirement. This is still a great place to work and the pay may be a little low in industry standards but a hell of a lot above Taco Bell which is where you should be working.
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I agree. I am going to work here until I am maybe 62 and by that time I will have so much money in my pension that I can live like royalty. The best thing about this company is that they really appreciate you and for me that is so nice. I am here for the duration and they are too!
 






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I agree. I am going to work here until I am maybe 62 and by that time I will have so much money in my pension that I can live like royalty. The best thing about this company is that they really appreciate you and for me that is so nice. I am here for the duration and they are too!
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In a few weeks you will find out just how much this company appreciates you. Teehee. I certainly hope you don't have too much short term debt. Teehee
 












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My manager will have you fired before you hit your target date. I will laugh.
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JnJ Management directive. If anyone under you gets to 55 and 10 you are done for! Here is the song of management;
The wheels on the bus go round and round all over the reps.
Ou now work for he worst mop any in all of Obamadom.
FUCK YOU JNJ. I'm taking another year off and you can't do sheet!
 






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JnJ Management directive. If anyone under you gets to 55 and 10 you are done for! Here is the song of management;
The wheels on the bus go round and round all over the reps.
Ou now work for he worst mop any in all of Obamadom.
FUCK YOU JNJ. I'm taking another year off and you can't do sheet!
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I think you are wrong. This a company that values experience.
 






Anonymous said:
JnJ Management directive. If anyone under you gets to 55 and 10 you are done for! Here is the song of management;
The wheels on the bus go round and round all over the reps.
Ou now work for he worst mop any in all of Obamadom.
FUCK YOU JNJ. I'm taking another year off and you can't do sheet!
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Is it me or is this the writing of somebody on heavy drugs? Drunk fool, go back to the bar.
 
























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