DEZ

I don’t care about his race, creed, age, or sex is. Here are some legitimate reasons I distrust him:
His foolish idea that call metrics positively affect sales.
His counterproductive idea field rides positively affect sales.
The fact that he is so out of touch with what we do every day, he thinks having two more devices to keep charged positively affects sales.

I could think of more, but these are currently the most wasteful of our time and resources.
Remember when Dez had to apologize on behalf of the woman who told Hitler jokes because she wouldn't do it herself?
If I only remember one thing about Dez, it will be that.
He would cut an entire division of reps loose while getting his morning massage, but when a friend of his commits a Q-wave career infarction in front of thousands of people, he apologizes on her behalf.
Says a lot about him as a person and an executive.
 






Remember when Dez had to apologize on behalf of the woman who told Hitler jokes because she wouldn't do it herself?
If I only remember one thing about Dez, it will be that.
He would cut an entire division of reps loose while getting his morning massage, but when a friend of his commits a Q-wave career infarction in front of thousands of people, he apologizes on her behalf.
Says a lot about him as a person and an executive.
Dez is an insincere azz hat.
 












Dez could not inspire calling the numbers for a bingo game down at the local senior citizens lodge. Even the seniors would recognize him as an uninspiring and calculated robotic drone.