Blood Clot Gilot







His backdoor talk seemed hyperbolic
But he railed like an infant with colic
Still I should’ve known better
Now a pathogen spreader
And a soon to be damned alcoholic


Been hiding in your house all year
And blaming Gilot for all of your fear
You’re not going to own it
But the door, you’ll be shown it
If you don’t get your ass back in gear
 










































In the seat of your car, you ain’t been ridin’
Donned in 2 masks, just like Biden
Bob hurt your heart
When he threw a few darts
To say the days have come to quit hidin’
 












Cadence, Bob, Cadence. This is way too choppy. It doesn’t flow. It makes you sound dumb.

Critiquing someone’s dumbass poetry on CP makes you sound like a douchebag, so I guess we’re all square on that one.

PS - still not Bob. Add pathetic to your list of qualities for wishing soooo hard that I was Bob. You’d be so tough standing up to him like this, wouldn’t you!!?? However, I can send you his phone number if you actually want to talk to him. My guess is that you don’t.....
 






Critiquing someone’s dumbass poetry on CP makes you sound like a douchebag, so I guess we’re all square on that one.

PS - still not Bob. Add pathetic to your list of qualities for wishing soooo hard that I was Bob. You’d be so tough standing up to him like this, wouldn’t you!!?? However, I can send you his phone number if you actually want to talk to him. My guess is that you don’t.....
you just gotta love an anonymous poster who criticizes people for staying anonymous. We’ll add hypocrisy to the list of your stellar qualities, Bob. Oh, and your poetry sucks. Oh, and we all know your not a tough guy. Backdoor Bob, how fitting.
 


















you just gotta love an anonymous poster who criticizes people for staying anonymous. We’ll add hypocrisy to the list of your stellar qualities, Bob. Oh, and your poetry sucks. Oh, and we all know your not a tough guy. Backdoor Bob, how fitting.

Perhaps you should read, tough guy. I didn’t say anything about you remaining anonymous. I guess incompetent is also on your list of qualities. Congrats on that one!

And, I think I’m staring to understand why you wish I were Bob. I thought it was because you wanted to be super tough. Now, I realize it’s because you’d like to have sex with Backdoor Bob. Sorry my banter had gotten you so horny...but, I’m still not Bob. Save the link to that video, and you’ll be able to beat off to it anytime you want.

Ok. I’ll pretend to be Bob for this one:

Seeing my face makes you horny
You try, but you just can’t ignore me
Beating your meat
Cum on your feet
Oh how much you adore me!

—BOGI